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HELLOOOO and welcome to TCW Saturday Night I am your NEW esteemed president GW Perry who as you know has taken control of the TCW from Mr Don Haney .. with me tonight in the broadcast central here is Dave Brown and Lance Russel .. Lance how are you .. family good .. how's the wife?
Lance: All is fine Mr Perry ..
GW: Shut up Lance it doesn't matter how the family is ! What matters is the TCW is LIVE from Fairground Sports Center her in Nashville .. and what a night we have ... a few things are going to happen that will show the world the TCW is the elite in sports entertainment .. so ....
*Suddenly, "Feed My Frankenstein" By Alice Cooper plays, and Dan Sweeny walks down the aisle*
LANCE: I really don't like him now. He took to scaring half the world just to get some revenge on Mr Haney.
DAVE: How all the sudden is he Mr Haney
GW: Haney is ain't ... what is he doing ?
*He is handed a microphone, and enters the ring*
DAN SWEENY: Well, I aint evil, I'm just good looking. Start up the fire, well baby start cooking. I'm a hungry man, but I dont want pizza. I'll blow down your house, and then I'm gonna eat ya Bring you to a simmer, right on time. Run my greasy fingers up your greasy spine.
The Feeding Frenzy has begun
*The crowd half cheers, half boos*
DAN SWEENY: I have a lot of ground to cover. Well actually, just a few main points, the first main point, is a changing of the guard. Now, I bet you all are thinking "This guy must be talking about Haney" No, not yet. I want to bring out, perenial favorites, and lately buddies of mine, The Hippies.
*"Truckin" By The Grateful Dead plays, and The Hippies walk about halfway down the aisle and stop*
DAN SWEENY: Lately, people have made a habit of blowing the cover off of the business of professional wrestling. It seems hip and cool. Like when Shaun Michaels says he lays down for no one. I think it's time for me to be hip and cool.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Hippies are a fraud.
Ringo, while yes occasionally wearing tie-dye was a Tax Lawyer before entering the business And Rosco How many self-respecting African Americans do you see wearing tie-dye? None.
And you people believed these two.
You people believed these two hung at my house.
Steve..... well, Steve is a friend of mine I got into the business because he was nearly homeless.
Hippies, yer fired!!! Get out of this arena now!
*The Hippies, with their heads hung low, slowly walk out of the arena*
LANCE: He fired the Hippies?
DAVE: I can't believe it. After all they've done for him
LANCE: I hate to use such language, but Sweeny has evolved into a true evil ..
GW: We we see about that .. I'll be right back.
DAN SWEENY: Now is phase two of my interview time. A list of people who owe me their {BLEEP}
LANCE: This man is heinous. Willfully breaking any and all rules at the drop of a hat
DAN SWEENY: First, and foremost, our new president. G.W. Perry.
DAVE: He actually has a point with this one.
DAN SWEENY: Many people have told me. Dan, yer a sell out, Dan yer such a shill. Well believe me, I didn't go into that Pay Per View with Gordo's good graces on my mind. But the opportunity presented itself. GW, you owe me, like no one you've owed before.
LANCE: For once some seeds of truth. If it wasnt for the distraction Dan provided, the intimidation he had given out, and the fear he actually instilled. GW would have had the chance to pin Don for the company.
DAN SWEENY: And the second man on the list is Eric Ray Vaugn. Now Stevie, I took out Dickie Wreenkle, gave you an easy win. Remember this.
DAVE: He's not going into much detail as to what he wants
LANCE: When does he?
DAN SWEENY: Tonight, I face Venom, a man, who on every occasion I stepped through the ropes with him. He ended up down for a three count. Tonight will be no different. Because I have a load off of my back, and people in the back with my names on their arse.
To be or not to be?
Tonight, that's your question Venom.
*The music swells up, and he exits*
GW: Hold on there Sweeny .. first off Hippies get your *ss up here Danny Boy you don't have the power to do that.
*Sweent stops and grins at Perry*
GW: Second .. pull one more stunt like that .. ONE MORE Danny boy and your gone got it .. you can hit the bricks ..I MADE SWEENY not hte other way around got it ?
*Dan turns and laughs walking to the back*
Lance: Well now that is an interesting development.
Dave: Yes it is .. and here comes the boss now .
GW: Now that is taken care of ... boys whats next.
Lance: We have havok in the ring with his mystery opponents
GW: Yes this one ... well boys here they come .. former TWF 6 man champions .. the JURASSIC Powers !
~*~ Havok and the Jurassic Powers are in the ring .. referee Mike Hinson is there ... Havok took on both men very efficiently truely taking command .. after 10 minutes in the ring Havok hs both men in the chokeslam position .. he looks around .. he screams and lets go of both of them .. both T-Rex and Dragon King hit hte mat .. Havok is walking away .. Hinson is looking .. both of the Powers are on their backs .. he begins to count .. 1 ..... 2 ..... 3 Havok has won ! he left ther ing and has still managed the win !~*~
GW: That sucks .. oh well guys like that are a dime a dozen.
Lance: Havok looks great .. but what has happened to him .. walking away leaving them to a simple pin .. and he wasn't even there for the pin.
Dave: I have heard that he is losing control.
GW: Dave shut up .. Havok is clueless and you less that he .. GEW OUT ! take a walk Davey !
Lance: Well that was ..
GW : What Lance .. it was what ?
Lance: Well .. never mind ..
GW: Exactly .. well Lance earlier today I had a rough day and .. what's that noise ? A loud bang has been heard .. lets go to the back and Tom is standing by ..
Tom: Details are sketchy but it seems that a paramedic team are on their way to the dresing room of Dr Midnight who was scheduled to meet ERV tonight and I have heard that Barry Savage had been seen entering the room about 5 minutes earlier .. wehn I get more details I will let you know.
GW: Well now ... thanks Tom .. Barry Savage and Dr Midnight and a loud bang .. what is going on here ... I had trouble with both of them earlier ... demanding SOB's.
Lance: Next up in the ring .. Mr Perry we have Omega Man vs the wheelchaired Justin Sane
GW: Yea .. that out to be a riot .. the booking committee is going to answer for this one .. Omega Man is in the ring now and here comes Sane in a d*mn wheelchair .. mental not .. ask CEO how much that booking committee makes.
Lance: Well Here comes DIS and Racky too what is going on .. Omega Man is in the ring .. Sane has been helped into the ring and now Racky and DIS. Well Sane has a mic .. lets here what he is saying.
Sane: Omega Man...I don't know who you are....and I don't care! What I do know is that you broke my kneck at the PPV, and I'm fixin' to whoop your butt right now!
Omega:(laughing) Are you serious?
Sane: Damn rights I'm serious!
Omega Man: Well, if that's how you want it!
(The Omega Man runs and gives Justin Sane a visious clothesline, while Sane sits in his wheel chair. Omega Man picks Sane up, and piledrives him onto the mat, and than straps the Lion Tammer onto him. The ref stops the match, and than the DIS help beat Sane down, while Racky watches, scratching his rear end. While the DIS beat down Sane, Omega man faces the camera)
Omega Man: I've watched the TCW for long enough, and what I see sickens me! What's happend to the good Ol' days when a stable beat down a helpless victom? What happend to the good Ol' days when riots ruled? When all was Kaos? Well, those days have returned! The ORGANIZATION has RETURNED!!! And folks....(peels off his green mask) NBK has returned!!!!!!
(NBK turns to Racky, smiles and offers his hand in friendship)
NBK: And Racky, my old student....I have something for you too....
(NBK reaches down his pants, and pulls out a chain and begins to wrap it around his hand)
NBK: Oh yeah, brother....I've got something for you alright!
(NBK lifts his hand up, goes to punch Racky but suddenly stops, freaking Racky out, and sending him spraling back)
Racky: Good gawd!
NBK:(laughing) Dude, I'm just messin' with ya! This is what you're gonna get! Hit it, Val!!!
("How Much Is that Doggy In The Window" begins to play, and out from the locker room, Big Val emerges, with "NBK The Wonder Dog" Racky rushes over to the dog, as he and Big Val enter the ring.)
Racky: NBK! I never thought I'd see you again!
(The dog licks his face, and Racky smiles brightly)
NBK: Now this is what I call a reunion!!! So for all of you guys out there, like "The Crew" or "The Messangers Of Death" or heck, even the UNHOLY ALLIANCE EVVVVER want some, well, don't even TRY to come get some....because we've already got your number!
Lance: Good lord the Org is back !
GW: Well aint that the cats *ss ...
Lance: Guess all the other stables are going to have to walk softly from here on ..
GW: Well I tell ya they can have their little ORG but I STILL run the TCW and if they step out of line OU THEY GO ! Well since Dave is on his way back I'll give you two the com for a bit .. I am gonna find out more about Savage and Midnight.
Lance: Stanley Stanley is up next against one Tojo Saito, who's looked good recently on some of our television shows. Tojo comes in against the man Racky calls the most underappreciated talent in the TCW, Stanley Stanley.
Dave: Stanley is escorted to the ring by Chris Fothergill-Brown, the CEO of the TCW, and another returnee from the dead, Racky.
Lance: The bell rings and we're off. Tojo kicks Stanley, and Stanley falls hard. Tojo with the cover. 1.....2....Racky put his foot on the rope.
Dave: Wow, Stanley got lucky there! Tojo with a pickup, and a HUGE doctor bomb on Stanley. A cover! 1.....2....Chris pricked Tojo with a pin and he flew off.
Lance: Geez... Why hasn't Al Barnes caught on to the antics here? Tojo's upset, but can't argue his point due to his tongue being that of a foreign country.
Dave: Chris is up on the apron, and Barnes tries to get him off. Racky up top, MISSILE DROPKICK on to Tojo. He rolls Stanley on top, and Barnes runs over for the count. 1....2....3! OH MY GOD! STANLEY STANLEY WON!
Lance: With help from the Philly Cheese Steaks Stanley Stanley gets his first victory in his career! He's being carried off on the shoulders of Racky! What a controversial win, one that won't go over well at the top of the food chain!
Dave: So the head office is STILL getting involved in matches .. what next a three ring circus ?
Lance: I am being told that GW is back stage with Tom Ripetto and I believe we have word on the Midnight Savage incident earlier.
GW: Well folks I am here with Tom Ripetto and we have word .. Tom ..
Tom: It is my regrettable action to bring to you that moments ago Dr Midnight and Barry Savage were examined by medical personal and that it is my dismay that Dr Midnight aka Steven Andros has been pronounced dead at the scene .. Barry Savage aka Barry Anthony Wayne has been transported to hospital with sever trauma .. nothing else is known about his condition .. I …. I …
GW: It's ok Tom … Lance back to you …
Lance: Well .. I don't know what to say .. well ..
Dave: Well the show must go on .. unfortunately ..
Lance: yes I agree .. regrettably the show must go on. Alright fans, it's time for some tag-team action, as Lobo and Odin will be defending the World Titles against the Fabulous Wreenkle Brothers, Phillip and Herb!!
Dave:Geez.....this sure is some tough competition for the Champs!!
Lance:You really mean that?!!
Dave:No!! The Wreenkle Brothers are in the ring, and here come the champs.......
(without pyros or music, Lobo and Odin walk to the ring, acknowledging their fans, and graciously taking the time to respond to the few people that do curse at them....)
Lance:Look at Lobo flying the bird to that lady!! He should be fined for that!!
Dave:Well, like them or not, they are the best at what they do.........for now!
Lance:Lobo and Odin have stepped up to the ring apron.....what are they doing now?! They're flipping a coin....
Dave:I wonder if it's to see who starts the match?
Lance:Wait a minute....Lobo is having a seat at ringside.....it would appear that coin toss was to see who would wrestle the match!!!!!
Dave:What a display of arrogance by the champs as Odin will apparantly wrestle this match on his own..........
Lance: Alright fans.....Odin is squaring up against Herb in the center of the ring....collar and elbow lock-up.....Odin shoves Herb to the mat!
Dave: That Odin does have some strength. I think out of him and Lobo, Odin definitely has the stronger discipline!
Lance:Herb is up to his feet again......a lowblow to Odin....Herb with a swinging neck-breaker........what's this?!
(Lobo suddenly jumps up on the ring apron, and starts yelling at referee Mack Tharp that Herb used an illegal cheap shot.....)
Dave:So Lobo is complaining about a cheap shot......I wonder how he likes it?!!
(As Lobo argues with the ref, Odin reaches into his boot and pulls out a small lead pipe. As Herb reaches down to pull Odin up by the hair, Odin nails Herb in the side of the head with the pipe.......)
Lance:Lobo has jumped off the apron.......Herb is out cold and Odin is making the pin..
Dave: Tharp with the count.......ONE......TWO.....THREE!!!! It's over!
Lance: Now this is B.S.!! Odin didn't use even one wrestling move!! Tharp was kept busy by Lobo, and once again, the Wreenkle Brothers come up short! Just once, I'd like to see Lobo and Odin go through a match without cheating!!
Dave:Lobo and Odin are leaving the ring area, and congradulating each other on yet another victory!!
Lance: Cheap victory it was though!
Dave: Well, no sense in dwelling on it, let's move on to our next event....... Lance: Well looking at GW's itinerary it looks like he was going to show clip of Don Haney setting up the ring earlier today .. good lord .. well since the man is not here we are going to skip that.
Dave: Sounds fine by me Lance whats up next ?
Lance: The Mid-South Title bout …
Dave: Well ..
Lance: Well here comes Jim Moloney to the ring and he is holding the Mid-South title and he has the mic.
Jim: Well next we were to see Dr Midnight to face Eric Ray Vaugn .. but that match will not be happening tonight for obvious reason so ….. ERV get your *ss down here now ..
(ERV walks to the ring … he enters and looks at Moloney and smiles)
Jim: Well buddy boy you get off lucky tonight .. the Legend is dead .. BUT unlike what GW may have done if he were here right now .. I am giving you the Mid-South Title … BUT … BUT .. listen carefully eric .. their will be an announcement later in the week … the announcement will be the man who you will face for the Mid-South Title next Saturday .. this bout was a cake walk the next one will not be.
(Moloney hands ERV the title .. ERV looks quite pleased to be in possession until .Walk This Way begins to blair over the speakers as Jim Tow begins to make his way down the isle towards the ring. He has a Microphone in hand.)
Jim: Eric, let me say that I have been watching you backstage and I would just like to say that you have really impressed me here tonight.
Eric: Thanx..
Jim: I have a proposition for you, I have been going around the TCW a bit and I think I have found a few of the top stars here in the TCW that are willing to form an Alliance..
Eric: Ok, Continue.
Jim: Well I would like to see you as a part of this alliance..It is called Main Eventers.
Eric: Hmm I don't think so Mr. Tow.
Jim: Whoo Eric now don't be so hasty.
Eric: I dont' think that..
[Jim walks over to Eric and cups his hand over his mouth whispering something into his ear. Eric stands up straight for a moment then extends his hand shaking Tow's hand.]
Eric: Mr. Tow you have yourself a deal.
[Jim raises his hand and waves to the back as he does Ryan Johnson, Devistator, Dean Williams, Chris Lawton, and OutKast all come down the isle towards the ring.]
Jim: TCW you have just seen the beginning of what is to come. These four men behind me are the future of this federation. We have the power right now in the TCW. Thats right we have the World Champion the man that can hold all the cards. What you see here are Former, Current, and Future champions thru and thru. Eric you have a few words that you would like to say.
[Jim Tow hands Eric Ray Vaugn the mic.]
Eric: First off I would like to say this to one certain person, and that is that you discarded me in a way..Barry? What happend after I fought my way back into the TCW I figured that I would at least get one phone call but nothing..absolutaly nothing so screw you Barry, and screw the TXO..I have new power now and the Main Eventers is where the power lies.. OutKast have a few words?
[Eric hands the Mic to OutKast.]
OutKast: Whats up TCW? I told you I was leaving TXO behind. Well, now we have the ULTIMATE lineup. Me, Devistator, ERV, and PrimeTime. Who can stop us? Not one soul!
[OutKast laughs]
OutKast: TCW, there is a new power in your midst. A stronger power. A power that will control the TCW in short time. Folks, that power is and always will be from this point...the Main Eventers! Prime Time??
[OutKast gives mic to Johnson]
("Prime Time" looks over the crowd and begins to speak...)
Prime Time: You know, "Your Hero" has been in many stables in his vast and very successful career. But this one, this one actually has talent. They have what it takes to carry me to the top. And they also don't mind that I'm with Mary Ann. They accept her as my woman and they don't discriminate her. PTCW, you guys are now witnessing the finest collection of talent in the world. We are here to take over. Have a funtastic day!
[Johnson hands the mic to Williams]
Dean: TCW...you didn't think it would be too long before I surrounded myself with the best athletes I could find! You know... I took this job in TCW for one reason...Yes...it was for the Money..it was for the fame...it was for the championships... that is what Don Haney promised me if I jumped ship. As you can see, Haney has been lifted out of here...and what does that leave me?! It leaves me absolutely nothing! I was a World Champion and World Tag Champion before I came to this hick city! Now, I am nothing! I have to make my mark one way or another.. What better way to do it is to join up with some real men who have the same goals as I do... To hold every title in this federation and show who the real MAIN Eventers are! I've had my good times..as well as my differences with each of these wrestlers...the fact of the matter is...they are the best the TCW has to offer..and that's all I have to say about that!
[Williams hands the mic to Devistator.]
Devistator: Hello Tennessee, and for you moronic fans, yes that is a greeting. Last sunday I made my debut in this federation and in one night shocked the wrestling world. Well the shocks won't stop there. I am going to show every one you inbreed fools what true devastation is before I am done. The TCW is going to pay for its sins, and if you hicks dont like it I will come out there and kick your ass like we just did Midnight's. Cause whether you like it or not, I am better then you ever can be.
[Devistator hands the mic to Tow and as he does he is hit by a peice of trash. Dev starts to go after the fans till Tow and OutKast pull him back]
Tow: You have witnessed the beginning of a new era, and the end of a old. These are the Main Eventers..
[Walk The Way begins playing as the Main Eventers leave the ring and head to the back.]
Lance: The Main eventers .. well now one stable to add to the fray .. and what will GW Perry say about Moloney handing the Mid-South Title to ERV .. I am going to bet GW will be naming the opponent for ERV next week that's for sure.
Dave: Well it has been quite a week .. Moloney has been taking quite an active roll in the TCW signing many matches .. maybe we will find out what GW thinks of this ..
Lance: The word on my format is the next match is the Cruiserweight Title matchup! And if you missed the pay-per-view on Sunday folks, the rumors are true, the dead one, Racky, returned and revealed himself to be the mysterious Mr. X who has been terrorizing Ryan Windsor over the past month.
Dave: I'm still having a hard time believe it's him. I mean, coming back from the dead...?
Lance: Well the word that we've gotten after the police were forced into a thorough investigation is that indeed two chinese stowaways were on board the fatal flight, and were the ones inside that died.
Dave: Incredible... Racky is the Cruiserweight Champion, whom we saw earlier this evening helping out Stanley Stanley in that incredible first victory!
Lance: Well, the song "Tubthumping" is blaring, and Racky is making his entrance. This guy hasn't changed a bit. Of course, he's using whatever music he feels like on that particular day. Get a load of him! He's pretending to be a plane crashing onto the ground. Give me a break!
Dave: He got knocked down, but he got up again, and nothing's ever gonna keep him down.
Lance: Except maybe his opponent tonight, former tag-team partner of Racky's, the young former TWF Cruiserweight Champion Falconer. Falconer was a big part of Flying Fury, back in the days before Racky really fell into his niche so to speak.
Dave: Falconer comes out to a huge ovation, as Eye Of The Tiger is blared. His arms in the air he comes down the ramp. Racky meanwhile is in the ring, taunting Falconer, flapping his wings on the top turnbuckle, claiming no one flies higher.
Lance: Falconer rushes the ring and knocks Racky off his feet. The bell rings and we're off. Racky's in pain on the turnbuckle. Good for him!
Dave: Falconer goes up top, but Racky shoves him off. Racky up, MISSILE DROPKICK, FALCONER SIDESTEPPED! Lance: Darn lucky he did too. That's the finisher. Falconer covers. 1....2...kickout.
Dave: Near early fall after the mistake by Racky. Racky lifted to his feet, thrown into the ropes, standing sidekick by Falconer.
Lance: Falconer controlling the pace early on. He goes up top, Racky to his feet, Falconer down, spinning headscissors takeover!
Dave: The Cruiserweight Champion really taking an early beating. Racky lifted up, snapmare takedown. Falconer now puts on a headlock in the middle of the ring.
Lance: The referee Mike Hinson is asking Racky if he wants to continue. Racky says yes. Hinson holds up the arm of Racky. It falls. He holds it up again. It falls. One more time.... NO! Racky's still alive!
Dave: He's working the momentum to get back to his feet. Elbow to the stomach. Another. Now he's off the ropes, and hits a dropkick. Falconer down. Racky pounces on him. He's throwing punches like mad at Falconer. The crowd is booing.
Lance: Strange, the wild Racky usually a fan favorite. He is taking on one of the favorite TCW wrestlers in this one though.
Dave: He's a suckup. Now Racky off the ropes, pumpkick on Falconer. Racky up top, 450 splash! Here's a cover. 1.....2....NO! Falconer just got out of that one.
Lance: Racky telling Hinson to count faster. He's screaming at Hinson. He grabs Hinson's fingers and counts 1, 2, 3 on them. Hinson shoves Racky off, and he trips back. Falconer coves, 1....2....shoulder just up! Falconer winds up hard and goes to punch Racky, BUT HE PULLED BACK! Racky was on his feet pleading!
Dave: Racky hits a low blow! I distinctly caught him saying "Don't do it old buddy. Please." in a little whiny voice. What a cheap move!
Lance: Racky up top, Missile Dropkick! He covers, 1....2.....3! Hey, he had his feet on the ropes!
Dave: It doesn't matter, Hinson missed it and Racky retains his title another night!
Lance: I can't believe this, it's sick! Racky pulled out all the stops, cheated, asked his "friend" not to hit him, and came out on top.
Dave: And it's things like that that make him a proven champion! Stanley out with a bottle of champagne, like we saw on Sunday. He's spraying it like crazy and Racky's got his arms up in victory.
(The lights go off! A cash register 'cha-ching' is heard and when the lights go back on, Ryan Windsor is in the middle of the ring with his Mr. X from October Fallout! The massive man takes a big black cane and clubs Racky over the head with it! Falconer is still recovering outside of the ring.)
Lance: Oh my god!! That man is huge! He's clubbing Racky over and over with that cane, and Windsor is just standing there laughing! This man is sick! Oh dear god, what's he doing now?! Windsor's Mr. X has Racky in a Texas Cloverleaf! And what's this? Windsor is pulling out a roll of dollar bills! This is horrible! He's stuffing the bills into Racky's mouth! What is wrong with him? Racky's face is red, he's choking! And Windsor is yelling at him now...picking up a mic...
Ryan Windsor: Hahahaha!!! How do ya like that, Racky? Huh?! I can't hear you! Didn't your mom ever teach you not to talk with your mouth full? Hahaha! Now it's my turn, Racky, it's my turn!!! You had your turn to harass me, now how do you like it? Hmm?
Racky: (choking and coughing) Bite me!!!
Dave: Racky just told Windsor to bite him! This kid never gives up! Windsor is furious!! Whoa!!! Windsor's Mr. X just handed him a can of spray paint! Now Windsor pulls up Racky's shirt...And he's spraying painting something on his back...a giant money symbol, and a C on Racky's back!!! Racky is in pain! And "Low Rider" by Warr comes on, and the arrogant Windsor exits to his new theme music! Racky is going to be livid!
Lance: Well while we are setting up the cage for the match between Apox and Jim Moloney lets take a looks at a few results earlier that took place before air time.
Dave: Well it was Dean Williams taking on Moe Howard and it was a cake walk for him … Williams steamed rolled Howard in just 3:11
Lance: And the casket match … we can take you to the tape this one was interesting to say the least ..
Dave: Well, we are set for our next match.
Lance: This one should be something else, James E. Nightwolf has been looking to get his hands on The Chosen for several weeks now!
Dave: He will get his chance, the ref is in the ring and we are waiting for the two to come to the ring.
( Death In The Family by Type-o-Negative plays as The Chosen slowly walks to the ring. He has his usual evil grin on his face. Behind him are four men dressed all in black and they are pushing the coffin. )
Dave: Who are these guys?
Lance: I don't know maybe they are members of The Family?
Dave: It looks like The Chosen are telling them where he wants them to put that coffin.
Lance: Wait a second, they are opening it and someone is getting out of it!
Dave: THAT'S BECKY OR AKASHA OR WHOEVER SHE IS!
Lance: She has taken a seat at ringside to watch the match.
Dave: I do not believe this!
Lance: It appears that she wants to watch this match.
Nightwolf comes out, he walks over and says something to her and then the match starts. The match goes on till it looks like one of us are going to roll the other into the coffin then they just stop and help the other up.
Lance: Wait, he had him beat! He was rolling him into the coffin and he just stopped.
Dave: Oh boy here comes Havok, this could get interesting.
Lance: Your telling me, because look who is coming out behind him, it's The Keeper!
Dave: All four men are in the ring mouthing at each other.
Lance: This could get real interesting!
Dave: HERE COMES BECKY, SHE IS GETTING INTO THE RING!
Lance: She is going over to James, she is saying something to him.
Dave: SHE JUST KISSED HIM, I THINK SHE HAS GONE BACK TO HER HUSBAND.
Lance: The Chosen will not like this, he said she was his new bride.
Dave: Wait she is walking over to The Chosen, she is saying something to him, look at the look on his face, he has an evil smile on his face.
Lance: That guy is strange!
Dave: Now all four men are in each others face, we may have a replay of last Sundays match.
Lance: WAIT THE FOUR OF THEM JUST HUGGED!
Dave: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
Lance: I don't know but The Chosen is asking for a mic!
The Chosen: Tonight The Chronicles become complete. Tonight The Family becomes complete. May I introduce the newest members of The Family, James E. Nightwolf and Havok!
Dave: The Loose Cannons have joined forces with The Covnet!
Lance: I don't believe what I have just seen!
The Chosen: Lobo, Odin, You boys have what we want, you can give them to us the easy way, or the hard way it is your choice.
Dave: I don't believe this! The five of them are leaving together!
Lance: Well the ring is ready now … time for the VP to meet the self proclaimed BIG GUN of the TCW …
Dave: And look .. Moloney is waiting by the cage inviting Apox to come out .. and her he is .. they are looking at each other and jawing .. LOOK OUT !
Lance: TJ Swan is running towards Apox and the chair in hand is swinging .. Apox turns and ..HE DUCKS ! Jim Moloney has taken the chair to the head .. he is busted open !
Dave: And here is security and they are taking Swan away .. Apox grabs Moloney and tosses him into the ring . .referee Mike Hinson is in the ring .. Apox is looking and he sets a foot on Moloney .. Hinson is counting .. 1 …..2 ……….3 !
Lance: How 'bout that .. Apox has beaten the TCW VP by the chair of Swan .. this will not sit well with Moloney that is for sure.
Dave: That is unreal … like we say anything can happen in the TCW ANYTHING !
Lance: Dave This past Sunday night Dan Sweeny returned to the TCW!
Dave: It was no ordinary return however as he masqueraded as Red Skull, leading to a big win over the Wreenkles.
Lance: He wasn't done though. He interfered during the main event causing Gord Perry to get the win over Don Haney and win control of the TCW!
Dave: Dan Sweeny tonight challenges for the TCW Television Title against Venom, who defeated Apocolypse at the pay-per-view in a return match.
Lance: Sweeny has made his entrance, much to the fans dismay, and now here comes the champ Venom! Venom, if you folks can believe your eyes, is dressed as Captain America! He's even got the shield!
Dave: Mike Hinson isn't going to allow that in the ring though.
Lance: Certainly not. Hinson orders it out, the bell rings, and we're off. They lockup... now backoff. Test of strength... Sweeny with a kick to the stomach. Now a snap suplex. Sweeny covers. 1....2....kickout. Almost a new TV Champ there.
Dave: Quick moves are the key to this one.
Lance: Now both men up, kick to the gut by Sweeny, off the ropes, scissor kick! A cover. 1....2...kickout. Sweeny up, Venom too, Sweeny off the ropes, swinging neckbreaker. Another cover. 1....2...another kickout.
Dave: Sweeny controlling the pace of this one.
Lance: Sweeny is back on his feet again, comes forward, tries to deliver an elbow, but Venom rolls out of the way. Venom on the attack now. Drops a leg over the head of Sweeny. Hooks the leg. 1....2...shoulder up.
Dave: Venom up, and pulls Sweeny to his feet. He lifts him up, and now over his head! Gorilla press slam! The cover. 1....2...kickout.
Lance: Venom tries another cover. Lateral press. 1....2...shoulder up. Sweeny really threw himself out of that one! Sweeny up, and is going nuts! OH MY GOD, THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
Dave: Indeed, the Sweeny Sizer!
Lance: 1.....2.....3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave: NEW TV CHAMP! NEW TV CHAMP!
Lance: What a night .. a new TV champ … the return of the ORG and the formation of the Main Eventers WOW ..
Dave: Its is a shame that all of this had to be in the shadow of tragedy .. we have heard that yes indeed Stephen Andros has died .. but we have his final words here for you ..
To whom it may concern,
Life is over! The plot by Haney, Perry, and Moloney to make me a corporate a$$ will not take place! I will not degrade myself to be less than what I am! The solution I have taken is the best I can think of! My belongings gone, sold by my best friend! My career, naught but a former shadow of it's past glories! My ultimate debt has been paid, and now I bid thee farewell! Tell Pedro I was the one that sold his Menudo Albums! The Dr. is OUT! And he hopes you slip on pieces of his brain!
Sincerely,
Stephen K. Andros
Lance: What words .. words or a troubled and stressed man my thoughts go out to his family and close friends ..
Dave: In the back I have heard that one of his friends .. and brother of the other man involved , Barry Savage , has broken down and had to be restrained due to grief .. and the man I speak of is JJ Pierce who spent much time with Midnight during his tenure in the MIB in his TWF days.
Lance: Well let's try to put that behind us for now … next we are going to see a former EWA champion if my info is right .. I am talking about Menace as he goes for the TCW Extreme Title against OutKast of the Main Eventers the match has weapons above the ring strung up and wrapped in barbed wire .. these matches are NOT for the weak of heart.
Dave: I agree Lance .. and here we go .. they are already brawling outside the ring .. this one may not even get to the ring .. THERE GOES THE HOT DOG VENDOR ! His cart is everywhere and OutKast is shoving dogs down the mouth of Menace !
Lance: They are everywhere .. into the guardrail goes Menace , Outkast grabs a chair and goes for Menace .. NO ! Boot to the midsection and OutKast drops the chair , Menace grabs Outkast and is dragging him to the ring .. along the way he slams the head of Outkast into the guard rail.
Dave: Outkast is already busted open and they have not even hit the ring … until now that is. Menace reaches up and pulls down a wire wrapped axe handle … Outkast tries to get up and BAM ! Menace brings it down into his back.
Lance: Oh no .. things are looking grim for Menace .. to ringside Chris Lawton , Dean Williams , ERV and Devistator … Prime Time is not far behind … Menace does not even see them .. he is beating Outkast to a bloody pulp in the ring .. Outkast is bleeding from the head and back.
Dave: Lance Menace has seen them now .. and Williams is on the apron .. referee Joey Carteris is trying to get him down .. Menace is looking .. and from his knees ..Outkast is giving the signal .. all of the Main Eventers are in the ring .. Joey Carteris is calling for the bell !
Lance: Folks we are out of time .. it looks like the official decision of the match is a no contest .. for the TCW I am Lance Russel saying come back next week for more TCW action at its best !