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Titan of the Turnbuckles

One Love, One Life, we’ve got to carry on my brothers make the future bright….

We’ve got to carry on my brothers, carry on my brothers and make the future bright!!!!!

(A Picture of Jon Sullivan holding up the CWA-East Heavyweight Championship above his head plays.)

(Dr. Midnight and Ric Justus in the ring together once again plays.)

(The Stink Tank battling the Think-Tank plays.)

(Trey Reed standing over a fall DDS plays.)

(A battle towards the end of last weeks Tuesday Turbulence plays….and then a voice over begins.)

Voice Over: Dare we say it? So many have for so long said the CWA would not last….that it could not last in this day an age of Sports Entertainment….where other promotions tried to sell out huge arena’s and make money up the Wazoo…..the CWA did not conform we will not conform!!!

(The picture plays as Jon Sullivan and Goblin battle for the CWA-East Heavyweight Championship and each men can barely move yet they continue to fight, and fight until one can no longer move.)

Voice Over: Other promotions have Slammy Awards to reward the wrestlers they felt have excelled in the sport. The CWA does not do that the fans on their feet seeing the greatest show on Earth is reward enough for us….we don’t need no trophies we know we are good…….my friends we are the best!!!

(The picture plays as the Jackylfan and HST Gonzo rip off there specialized make up to reveal themselves to the Stink-Tank and then the scene shows the men decimating Oscar and the Skank.)

Voice Over: In this promotion men are willing to put there bodies on the line, they break there backs for this promotion…..

(The scene shows Beld Painkiller whipping Gravestone so hard into the guard rail that it bends almost in too and Gravestone lays on the ground still trying to get to his feet.)

Voice Over: They are willing to pay the ultimate price…..

(The Scene goes to Jade Diamond high atop a fifteen foot cage and he’s perched on top of the cage and he crossbody blocks HBM who is standing on the ring floor below and both men crash to the ground in a heap)

Voice Over: For what?…….

Voice Over: Money?

Voice Over: No….

Voice Over: For Corporate Sponserships?

Voice Over: No…..

Voice Over: For commercial endorsements?

Voice Over: No…..

Voice Over: If not for one of those things then what? Why do these men sacrifice so much?

Voice Over: Because they believed in a dream!!! A dream that is the Championship Wrestling Alliance!!! We were the promotion that gave the fans what they want!!! We didn’t go the corporate route we built ourselves up…..and there’s no mistaking we are the best….

Voice Over: We don’t have a fancy website…….We don’t need one!! Our wrestling speaks for itself…..don’t let anyone tell you different the Dream of the CWA is alive….it is alive and well!!! It will always be alive…..with men like you will see tonight willing to risk everything they have for what they believe in and that is the CWA...that is what the CWA is all about!!!!

(Scene cuts to Diamond Dallas Scott bleeding profusely after a match with Jon Sullivan.)

(the Scene goes to a half dead Jade Diamond in the ring sweating after having his career ended then Dr. Midnight came out and shook his hand and held it in the air victoriously.)

(The last scene cuts to Dr. Midnight as water swells in his eyes after winning the CWA World Heavyweight Championship as he holds it close to them as the crowd goes crazy…)

Voice Over: The CWA…..the place where blood, sweat, and tears still means something…..

Live inside the arena.

(The Scene goes live inside the arena where the fans at the sold out Cajun Civic Center are going ballastic with 4,596 strong all cheering for the best wrestling promotion on the planet the CWA. The fans are rocking the very foundation of the Civic Center and the camera begins panning around the arena. On the balcony which is none to big is a sign draped that says “Bring Back Destructo!”, and the camera man continues to pan around the arena where a man wearing a Ric Justus shirt is holding a sign that says “Surf’s Up”!!!, another sign is a cut out of two massive tanks as in the army kind and one says “Stink Tank” and the other reads “Think-Tank and there battling. The camera continues to pan the arena and it picks up a sign that reads “Simmons is no Jerry Seinfeld“, and finally the last sign it pans to a cut out of a doctor and in words above it reads Dr. Midnight and the camera then goes to the ring which already has the cage around the ring and then the second cage rapped around the ringside area. The apron is decorated in green and white with the words Titan of the Turnbuckles on two sides of the ring and then the CWA-East on the other sides.)

Antwan Hoover: Welcome to the CWA-East’s Titan of the Turnbuckles!!!! What a night we have in store for you here!!! Someone will emerge as truly as a “Titan of the Turnbuckles” as sixteen of the best wrestlers in the world will compete in Four, Four ways Elimination matches the winner of each match goes onto square off in a final 4-Way elimination match which is going to be spectacular. I’m the “Sensation of Broadcasting Innovation” and sitting next to me is the former CWA-Texas Cruiserweight Champion and self proclaimed technical wrestling technician and ring general Moe Mentum!!!

Moe Mentum: Thanks Antwan and it’s great to be out here…..I’m just here to add a little insight into what’s going on in the ring as I’ve competed in it before.

Antwan Hoover: At one time yes you were….but Moe I’ve got to get your opinion before we start who’s your pick of walking out here the CWA World Champion? We’ve got possibly the biggest Main Event the CWA has seen in some time as the FWF’s “Primetime” Jason Starr, squares off against an “TCWF” boy in “Cunning” Chris Crosswards and we can’t forget about the “King of Destruction” who do you see taking this match?

Moe Mentum: In my opinion I’ve got to go with Gravestone from my experience he’s destroyed people now for years, but you can’t count “Primetime” Jason Starr out, or “Cunning” Chris Crosswards...wait hold up that sounds a little to bland for my tastes I’m not some shilling piece of gimmicky crap I’m going to call it how I see it. I don’t see Gravestone walking out of here with the belt…..honestly he hasn’t been the same since that match with Beld Painkiller so tonight I don’t see him walking out of here with the belt, it’s going to be the healthier Crosswards or Starr one of these two is going to walk out with the belt….

Antwan Hoover: I must admit I’ve been a little Starr Struck as of late……

Moe Mentum: That wasn’t funny…..don’t try to be funny Antwan leave the jokes to me!

Antwan Hoover: Fine….I’ll stick with the play by play and we’re getting ready to start “Titan of the Turnbuckles” out with a ba ba boom!!! As we’ve got only the second Midwest Mayhem Match in the CWA History as four teams are going to compete for the CWA-World Tag-Team Championships and here comes the first team….and the reason we’re in the broadcast position today...the team of Tony Bologne and William Ragne…

(“I feel like a Woman” by Shania Twain plays over the arena speakers and at the top of the ramp appear William Ragne and Tony Bologne and both are wielding steel chairs and William Ragne has on some wrestling tights and is holding his steel chair with authority….but his Tag-Team partner Tony Bologne is dancing like a woman all the way to the ring and William Ragne has got the look on his face like why do I have to be on this morrons team..and he shakes his head as they both make there way into the ring they go through the first cage and then they make there way into the second cage and are getting ready for their competitors.)

Antwan Hoover: The team of Tony Bolonge and William Ragne are out here to try and exact a little revenge on the team of the Stink-Tank who made Ragne’s booty sore, and made Bologne a Brown Noser literally…

Moe Mentum: I told you leave the jokes to me! By the way William Ragne was talking to me earlier today and asked that there tag-team be called Feminine and Fatal….and he made sure I mentioned that Tony Bolonge was feminine and that he was fatal...and he’s looking to hit somebody with his patented move the “Ragne Ringpost”!!! A deadly move!!!

Antwan Hoover: Yeah for anyone who read that column man that was what shotty journalism is all about…

Moe Mentum: Leave the jokes to me little man!!!

(“Surfer Girl” plays and at the top of the entrance way complete in some brand new wrestling tights is Ric Justus and he’s wearing a surfer T-Shirt and a pair of sunglasses and he’s got an ironing board in his hand that has Surfboard written on it and as he passes by you can see that on the butt of the tight it says Narly Wipeout!!! Next to him is his brother Dr. Midnight who has a new version of the enema bag filled with marbles as this one is tied together and he’s swinging it as if it were a pair of nunchucks and Ric Justus gives him the surfer sign the thumb and pinkies up and he yells something to Dr. Midnight and they run towards the ring and go through the first cage and they are about to make there way into the second cage but Tony Bolonge and William Ragne have got the door locked and sealed it!!!)

Antwan Hoover: Oh god look at this Tony Bologne and William Ragne have locked themselves inside the inner cage and are not letting anyone in what a bunch of cowards!!

Moe Mentum: There cowards but it’s pretty smart thinking...and I’ve got to throw something in if you remember Ric Justus is the only man in this match who has been involved in a Midwest Mayhem Match before…

Antwan Hoover: Of course at the Season’s Beatings Pay-Per-View in what heck of a match…

(“Moon Brothers” plays and the fans know who’s coming out to the ring and the camera pans to a couple of fans who have those fakes butts and they’re wearing those flannel pajamas and waving there fannies at the camera and they have shirts that read Dr. Moonies and Lard@$$. Then the real Stink-Tank emerges from the back and stop at the top of the entrance and act as if they’re going to moon the crowd and then they wave there fingers as if too say not yet and they both begin making there way down to ringside. Dr. Midnight is climbing the second cage as both members of the Stink-Tank enter the second cage and are met by a couple of ironing board shots from Ric Justus who have put the Stink-Tank down.)

Antwan Hoover: The good doctors is trying to get into the ring and he’s climbing as Ric Justus is doing battle with the Stink-Tank...aka...Lard@$$ and Dr. Moonies aka something Russian and we’ve yet to see our World Tag-Team Champions!

Moe Mentum: Here come the Tag-Team Champions now!!!

(As Moe Mentum said that the team of Jackylfan and HST Gonzo are running down to the ringside area and they’ve got there Tag-Team straps in there hands and they enter the first cage as Ric Justus continues to beat down on the Stink-Tank as the tag-team champions the Think-Tank.)

Antwan Hoover: oh my the tag-team champions have hit the inside of that first cage and Ric Justus doesn’t see him and Jackylfan nails him in the back of the head with his tag-team belt!!! HST Gonzo and the Jackylfan are both beating on Ric Justus unmercilessly as they whip him with those tag-team titles belts!!!

Moe Mentum: If you think being beat with a leather belt hurts try adding ten pounds of gold to that equation and your going to get a good old fashioned butt whooping!!

Antwan Hoover: They are not letting up what so ever and they just continue to whip and whip and whip him!! They’ve dropped the belts now and they’re trying to bring Justus up to his feet and he’s hurting he is hurting and HST Gonzo is putting Justus’s head between his legs and Gonzo hoists him up over his head and he powerbombs him into the second cage and Ric Justus bounces off the cage and falls flat on his face to the floor! Jackylfan continues to work him over with some boots to the face, and HST Gonzo is going to work on Oscar now!

Moe Mentum: Antwan Dr. Midnight has made it over the top of the cage and he’s jumps and clotheslines William Ragne to the ground and Ragne is down, and oh my god Bologne has just pissed his pants!

Antwan Hoover: He’s tinkled himself and Dr. Midnight still has that enema bag and he gets up and tells Tony Bologne to come and get him..and he’s swinging it like those nun-chucks again and Tony Bologne looks pretty darned scared and he goes forwards and he hits Dr. Midnight with the steel chair and that was a the weakest chair shot I’ve ever seen!!

Moe Mentum: That was weaker then your broadcasting ability…

Antwan Hoover: I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that! Dr. Midnight is just laughing at Tony Bologne and Tony Bologne is trying to retreat over the cage and Dr. Midnight is chasing him and Dr. Midnight swings and he nails Bologne in the back of the head with that Enema Bag filled with marbles and Tony Bologne has fallen down to the mat and Dr. Midnight covers reluctantly as he doesn’t want to touch bologne after he’s urinated all over himself!

Moe Mentum: That’s a 1, 2, 3!!!

Tony Bologne has been eliminated

Antwan Hoover: Tony Bologne has been eliminated from this match up! The action is still fierce outside the ring and the Skank has managed to get back up to his feet! Jackylfan continues to put the boots to Ric Justus and from behind the Skank locks Jack’s arm and he’s got him in the abdominal wrench and he begins Spanking Jackylfan’s booty!!!

Moe Mentum: Now that’s not technically proficient wrestling!

Antwan Hoover: It might not be but it’s effective none the less and Jackylfan’s butt is going to be redder then the maple leaf flag on the Canadian Flag!

Moe Mentum: Hey I’m from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!!!

Antwan Hoover: Oh that’s original

Moe Mentum: Jackylfan’s booty’s getting raw but HST Gonzo has seen that his friend is in trouble and he turns around and clobbers The Skank with a big clothesline that sends him reeling back into the second cage! The Skank is down!! HST Gonzo is helping the Jackylfan up to his feet and HST Gonzo picks Jackyl up over his head and it looks as if he’s going for a Gorilla Press slam on his own partner but he throws him directly at the Skank and he’s it was like an assisted Cross Body Block onto the Skank and both JF and the Skank are down as are Ric Justus and Oscar and William Ragne is being flipped over by Dr. Midnight inside of the cage surrounding the actual ring!!!!

Antwan Hoover: Dr. Midnight’s got the Malpractice Leglock on him and William Ragne is not going anywhere!!! Look Ragne’s tapped out almost immediately as Dr. Midnight applied the malpractice leg lock!

William Ragne has been eliminated

Moe Mentum: That means that the team of Feminine and Fatal has been eliminated from this match and look HST Gonzo is trying to climb into that ring and he’s about 1/3 of his way up the cage but Dr. Midnight has noticed him!

Antwan Hoover: Dr. Midnight runs at the cage and he sacrifices his own body as he body splashes the cage where Gonzo was climbing up and it sends Gonzo Crashing back down to the ground! Dr. Midnight is now calling for the applause of the crowd and there more then happy to oblige as they are rocking the Cajun Civic Center with there applause…...On the outside of the ring the remaining five men in this match are all trying to battle back to there feet and Oscar has finally gotten up to his feet….and he’s walking over to wear Ric Justus is lying and he picks him up and he’s placing him in a bear hug type move and he’s squeezing for all he’s worth and Ric Justus is shouting out in pain!

Moe Mentum: Oscar isn’t a brain surgeon that’s for sure and he’s probably got the IQ of a beefalo but he’s being smart trying to wear down the “Cowabunga Dude” Ric Justus with the bear hug moves!

Antwan Hoover: Jackylfan is starting to stir on the mat as Ric Justus is still in a lot of pain and Dr. Midnight is starting to climb out of the cage to assist his tag-team partner...and Jackylfan has made it to his feet and it appears that he’s going to be helping Oscar as he’s climbing the cage and he turns himself around on the cage and hooks Ric Justus in a reverse chancery and he drops down as Oscar does as well and that was like a spinebuster and inverted DDT combo and Ric Justus is out! Oscar covers Ric Justus for the 1, 2, 3!!!!

Ric Justus has been eliminated

Moe Mentum: Justus has been eliminated and Dr. Midnight wasn’t able to save him but he continues to climb the cage.

Antwan Hoover: On the floor the alliance between Jackylfan and Oscar didn’t last long as Jackylfan nailed Oscar in the back of the head with a forearm as soon as Ric Justus was eliminated and Jackylfan hits him with another forearm to the back of the head as Dr. Midnight continues to climb to the top of the cage!

Moe Mentum: Business is about to pick up as the Skank is out on his feet, but at least he’s no his feet and HST Gonzo is getting up!

Antwan Hoover: Dr. Midnight is perched up on the top of the cage!!! He’s getting a crazy look in his eye!!! The Same look he got when he threw the Canadian Patriot 30 ft. off that scaffold!! I don’t like this, I don’t like this!!!

Moe Mentum: What’s that crazy old coot doing up there!?! He’s nearly forty six years old he’s he’s he’s nuts!!!

Antwan Hoover: He jumps he jumps!!! He’s flying towards the Skank on the ground and he lands right on the Skank and both men going crashing to the floor!!! That was insane!!!!

Moe Mentum: That wasn’t a suicide dive!!! That was just a Cage Dive right onto Skank it wasn’t pretty but it got the job done!!!

Antwan Hoover: Dear God!!! Dr. Midnight has broken the Skank in half but I think he’s done some serious damage to himself in the process!!!!

Moe Mentum: Dr. Midnight is clutching both of his knees!! This can’t be good!!

Antwan Hoover: That’s for sure! Neither man is going to make a pin attempt on the other and look at this the opprutunist HST Gonzo he’s crawling over to wear the Skank is laying on the ground and he drapes his arm over the Skank and the referee drops down and counts the pin 1, 2. Thre.!!! NO, No the Skank has kicked out!!! He’s kicked out!! There is no way that the Skank should’ve kicked out of that!! Dr. Midnight has just dove right on top of him and the Skank has kicked out!!!

Moe Mentum: God I never expected that from a man like the Skank but my god that man is showing some spunk kicking out of that move!

Antwan Hoover: HST Gonzo is now crawling over to Dr. Midnight and he drapes an arm over him and the referee drops down again 1, 2...thre...God Dr. Midnight has kicked out as well and HST Gonzo can not believe it….and Jackylfan leaves Oscar and he’s barking orders to HST Gonzo and Gonzo’s nodding his head!

Moe Mentum: This is tag-team cohesiveness right here! Look at the way the Think-Tank is working together this is why they are considered by many as the best tag-team walking the face of the earth!

Antwan Hoover: Jackylfan has the Skank on his feet and HST Gonzo has Dr. Midnight set up between his legs Jackylfan delivers a neckbreaker to the Skank and HST Gonzo powerbombs Dr. Midnight and goes right into a half crab! He’s just done the literary device to Dr. Midnight and Midnight’s legs are already bad! He’s not going to be able to get out of this one!

Moe Mentum: HST Gonzo has got this move down patented as he’s sitting back on it perfectly and if Dr. Midnight doesn’t tap out soon he’s going to have more to worry about then just losing a match he’s going to have to worry about tearing some knee ligaments which can leave you immobile for nearly six months!!

Antwan Hoover: Jackylfan has covered the Skank 1, 2 and Oscar just did a splash right onto Jackylfan and the Skank has not been eliminated! Wait Dr. Midnight has tapped and he’s got to be in excruciating pain! Now HST Gonzo turns his attention on Oscar as the Skank is still down and jackylfan is getting up to his feet and he’s crawled behind Oscar almost as if by accident but HST Gonzo seizes the opportunity as he runs and spears Oscar as Oscars blubber is jiggling again but Oscar just tripped over Jackylfan as he was speared and he hits his head hard on the canvas…..and HST Gonzo goes for the pin 1, 2,...god now the Skank has yoinked Gonzo off of Oscar!!!

Dr. Midnight has been eliminated

Moe Mentum: Dear god the bitter feud of the Think-Tank and the Stink-Tank is being brought to a boiling point now! Neither one of these teams is willing to give an inch to the other one!

Antwan Hoover: Dear god this is crazy as Jackylfan is getting up to his feet… as is the Skank and the two men are slugging it out as they try to get off there knees they continue to trade blows but here comes HST Gonzo…and he nails the Skank who is on his knees and now HST Gonzo and Jackylfan are both up and there hooking the skank in for what appears to be a double suplex and they try to lift the massive Skank up but they can’t get him up and they try again and yet again they can not get him up, but oh my god Oscar is on his feet! He’s running to help his partner and HST Gonzo and Jackylfan have the Skank up for the suplex and they fall backwards and have suplexed the Skank right into that steel cage and the cage has broken and the Skank has fallen down to the outside of the cage!

Moe Mentum: He went right through the cage! He’s opened wide!! He’s going t need some blood my god I’ve never seen that much blood coming out of someone’s head!

Antwan Hoover: Jackylfan and HST Gonzo are getting up and before they can turn around Oscar perferms a double Bulldog on both men!

Moe Mentum: That’s the first time I’ve ever seen Oscar do anything resemble a wrestling move!

Antwan Hoover: Jackylfan was bull dog right on top of the Skank and it appears he’s got the cover as Oscar is lifting up Gonzo’s face and begins rubbing it in his big black posterior!

Moe Mentum: The referee is counting the pin on the Skank 1, 2, 3!!!

Skank has been eliminated

Moe Mentum: the Skank has been eliminated! But Jackylfan is still out of it! Oscar drops down and gives Gonzo the Brown Noser and he’s squished Gonzo beneath that massive cellulite ridden butt of his!!!

Antwan Hoover: the referee hops over the pile that is JF, and the Skank over into position to count the pin and he does 1, 2, 3!!!

HST Gonzo has been eliminated

Moe Mentum: God look at Oscar he’s up on his feet and he’s rejoicing in a non energetic warn out way! Good gawd that is disgusting look at Jackylfan’s face there’s something brown on it! More of a smear that’s not…

Antwan Hoover: No it’snot! It can’t be! It couldn’t be and Oscar has moved his sites on Jackylfan and he runs and jumps and his butt lands right on JF’s face sending him over the Skank and the referee again hops into position 1, 2, 3!!!! Oscar has just won the match for the Stink-Tank!

Moe Mentum: that guys an idiot! He can’t win a match of this magnitude...for god sakes look at him! I don’t think he even realizes what he’s done!

Marvin Maxwell: The winners and new CWA World Tag-Team Champions are Oscar and the Skank, the Stink-Tank!!!!

Moe Mentum: God what does this mean for the respect of the Tag-Team title with these two morons holding the titles!!!

(Oscar holds up his portion of the CWA-World Tag-Team Championship as he lays on the ground and raises the belt above his head as the Skank holds the title above his head and the referee raises Oscars hand as the referee gives the Skank his belt back. The scene then cuts to backstage)

Backstage: “Cunning” Chris Crosswards

(Chris Crosswards is seen sitting in the backstage area as he is rocking back and forth in his locker room as he has yet to put any of his wrestling attire on and he’s sitting waiting for something as the camera moves in closer Chris Crosswards looks up at the camera and there’s something different about this man. You can see it in his eyes the fire still burns but there’s something different that you just can’t seem to put your finger on.)

Chris Crosswards: Finally after all these months I have returned. People have wondered where I’ve been what I’ve been doing but all that will be answered in due time. As tonight I stand on the verge of what every wrestler dreams of and that’s becoming the CWA World Champion.

(Chris Crosswards licks his lips and begins rubbing his chin.)

Chris Cunnings: Every kid that starts a backyard wrestling federation does it for one reason…..and that is not to have fun…..because whacking each other over the head with fluorescent Light Bulbs is not fun….they do it because they want someone in the big leagues to notice them. So that…..

(Chris Crosswards is interrupted by a knock at the door.)

Chris Crosswards: Who is it!?!?!

Voice: It’s me Darrel...the “Dirtybird”? Any of that ringing a bell?

Chris Crosswards: Darrell I’m trying to cut a promo here!!!!

Darrel Anderson: I just wanted to wish you luck tonight in your match…

Chris Crosswards: Oh! Come on in buddy

(As he’s been talking Chris Cunnings been very quietly folding up a metal chair and he’s got it in his hands and he’s moves behind the door as Darrel Anderson opens the door and Chris Cunnings is now hiding behind it. Darrel Anderson walks in and he‘s looking both ways and he can‘t see where “Cunning“ Chris Crosswards has gone.)

Darrel Anderson: Chris where are you?

Chris Crosswards: I’m right here. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,!!!

Darrel Anderson: Why do you have……..

(Before Darrel Anderson can even ask why Chris Crosswards has that steel chair in his hand, he’s knocked over the head with a chair shot that echoes throughout the locker room….and Darrel Anderson has been planted on the ground. Chris Crosswards drops to the ground and drops the chair as well as he’s leaning against the wall as he places his hands over his heads and he begins to let out a cackling luagh and he continues to laugh and then he takes his hands away from his face as the laughters has turned to sobs as tears run down his cheeks and then suddenly he begins laughing again. The Camera scene goes back into the ring.)

Antwan Hoover: This is not at all how I remember “Cunning” Chris Crosswards…

Moe Mentum: Jade Diamond’s been placed in a rehab center I think that “Cunning” Chris Crosswards is going to have to placed in a nut house!

Antwan Hoover: He is extremely unstable from the looks of it...Darrel Anderson just wanted to wish him good luck in his upcoming match and Chris laid him out with a chair shot. What made Chris Crosswards like this?

Moe Mentum: It was probably the Cajun Gumbo that can do it to a man! Ha, ha, I made a funny…

Antwan Hoover: Well I’ll tell you something Doug Larson’s not smiling. How long has he been waiting out there?

Parking Lot: Jon Sullivan

(Doug Larson is waiting outside in the parking lot for someone to arrive, microphone in hand. Finally, after glancing at his watch again, a new jet black Mercedes S500 pulls into the parking lot, blasting "The Fast and the Furious" by Limp Bizkit. The car stops next to Larson, and out gets Jon Sullivan from the driver's seat, and Matt Sullivan from the passenger seat. Jon is wearing black warmup pants with white stripes, and a navy blue T-shirt that reads "Jon Sullivan: Big, Strong, Agile..." on the front, and "...oh yeah, UNBEATABLE!" on the back, with a picture of Jon superkicking the life out of an unlucky opponent. Jon grabs his gear out of the back seat, then tosses his keys to Matt, and turns to see Doug Larson sticking a microphone in his face.)

Doug Larson: Jon, tonight you will be taking part in the Titan of the Turnbuckles tournament, a tournament that, despite your impressive record as of late, you haven't not been favored to win. In fact, many experts have picked Ric Justus to dispatch you in the first round. What are your thoughts about this?

Jon Sullivan: Well, well, well. It's good to see that nobody gets any smarter around here, and nobody remembers anything that I say, despite the fact that I'm the Heavyweight Champion here. How many times do I have to say that I have never been given the credit that is due to me? It's OK though, because I'm used to it now, and it doesn't bother me as much anymore. And, you know, in this situation, I can actually understand why I haven't been chosen to win, why there will tons of people that are shocked when I win this tournament. You see, there are ex-World Champions in this tournament, such as Dr. Midnight and Beld Painkiller, as well as some serious superstars in this company, such as DDS, Racky Wreenkle, and Big D. These men all present serious obstacles to me. They're all great athletes, and all very capable wrestlers. Now, while I'm totally confident that I'm going to whip every single one of their asses, I have a ton of respect for all of them, and I can see why the writers are picking Beld Painkiller or Dr. Midnight to win. However, like I said, don't be shocked when I walk out of here the Number One Contender for the CWA World Title, because, although I hate to say it, I told you so. Jon

Antwan Hoover: Okay…..folks we have some fairly disturbing footage in regards to Dr. Midnight. That we’re about to show you, this occurred as we cut backstage.

(The scene shows paramedics with as stretcher coming down to the ring as they tried to load Dr. Midnight onto a stretcher as he rolled around with his knee in pain. Dr. Midnight refused there help as Ric Justus helped him up to his feet and Dr. Midnight limped to the back on that bad knee and he hobbles to the back.)

Antwan Hoover: As you can see Dr. Midnight was barely able to leave the ringside area under his own power so I’m not sure how this is going to effect his match-up later in the night….it could be detrimental to his chances of getting that CWA World Title Shot at the April Pay-Per-View.

Moe Mentum: That doesn’t look good when a guy like Dr. Midnight can’t walk away you know he’s hurting...I might not like the guy but I’ll be darned if he’s not one heck of a competitor he’ll be out here tonight I guarantee it!

Antwan Hoover: Here comes the participant for the next match out here to the ring right now.

(“Lawless” plays as at the top of the entrance way appears the CWA-East Barbaric Champion JB Lawless who holds the title proudly in his right hand as he makes his way to the ring and he’s got a stone face on him as he looks totally emotionless as he heads into this match. He climbs in the ring and grits his teeth at the crowd as he climbs to the second turnbuckle and gets ready for this match up.)

Antwan Hoover: In the ring right there is a man who doesn’t care much for standing arm bars, or the more technical wrestling aspect of the game...but he’d sure as hell knock the teeth right out of a man’s head if the need be.

Moe Mentum: You know JB Lawless is just starting to kind of make a name for himself outside the tag-team aspect of the sport where he and his brother excelled but I’ve been pretty impressed with JB Lawless as he’s won the Barbaric Championship and he’s looking to make an even bigger name for himself in this match up.

Antwan Hoover: It’s not easy to break away from being thought of as a tag-team wrestler but I do believe that JB Lawless is beginning to work his way out of it he’s just got to stick with it.

Moe Mentum: I wouldn’t be surprised if he walked out on top of this match right here….he’s one big boy and he looks hungry to put a hurting on somebody here in this match-up.

(“Canadian Invasion” plays as Chris Staggs has the Canadian Flag rapped around him like a cape as he holds his hands above his head as if he was already victorious. He’s about to step into the ring but Lawless runs at him and Chris Staggs drops back down off the apron. Lawless and Staggs exchange words but Staggs doesn’t step into the ring as of yet.)

Moe Mentum: There my friends is the man that I feel is possibly the most complete wrestler in the CWA today heck we’re both from the Capital of Pro Wrestling Calgary, Alberta, Canada now this is my pick to take the entire Titan of the Turnbuckles tournament right here. Just look at him he’s in perfect condition this guy has won every belt imaginable in the CWA-Midwest now known as the CWA-East.

Antwan Hoover: His attitude is repremandable….

Moe Mentum: That’s the attitude you’ve got to have if you want to win. You’ve got to be cocky you’ve got to be brash...you’ve got to..or else your not going to last long. Take me for example I lost that cockiness I lost that brashness and now look at me I’m sitting behind a broadcast booth talking about what’s going on instead of being the one in the ring making things happen… Chris Staggs is the new Moe Mentum there’s no doubting that...no doubting that at all….

(“Future of the CWA” plays as wouldn’t you know it possibly the most arrogant and cocky bastard the wrestling world has ever seen emerges from the back and he’s got both the CWA-Eastside Championship draped over his shoulder and on the other side he’s got the CWA-East Tag-Team Championship over the other shoulder and he’s wearing a shirt that reads “Diamond Dallas Scott Killer”, then as he turns around as he makes his way down the aisle the shirt reads on the back “The Future of the CWA he makes his way to the ring but also doesn’t hop in the ring.)

Antwan Hoover: This guy makes me sick. Look at his all-american boy face and physique and this guy is disgusting. He gloats about every little accomplishment he has….He wins the second best belt in the promotion and half of the Tag-Team belts and all of a sudden he’s the “Future of the CWA”...please you’ve got to be around longer then a few weeks to be the future of the CWA we’re going to see exactly what Trey Reed is made of in this match right here…

Moe Mentum: Antwan this kid could be the very future of the CWA he’s well established in the NEGWA and just look what he’s done in a months time..more then most men could accomplish in a life long career this kid’s good...that’s the scray part he’s just as good as he thinks he is and that’s pretty darn good…

(“Diamond in the Rough” plays as Diamond Dallas Scott runs to the ring and Trey Reed is calling him to come get some of him and DDS is running as fast as he can!!!)

Antwan Hoover: Diamond Dallas Scott is wasting no time he’s heading right for the so called DDS Killer Trey Reed and Trey Reed back body drops him but DDS somehow does a handstand on the apron and comes back down and DDT’s Trey Reed right into the floor outside of the ring!!!

Moe Mentum: Look at Chris Staggs he’s not going to let anyone take this match from him! He hooks DDS and delivers a german suplex on DDS and nails DDS with it and that was such impact! I’ve never seen such impact that’s how you do a German Suplex and Chris Staggs hangs onto the hold and he’s about to go with another German Suplex combo but from the ring he gets hit right in the face from a baseball slide from JB Lawless and Chris Staggs has himself propelled up the ramp way and JB Lawless follows him and he’s pounding in those big left hands!!

Antwan Hoover: JB Lawless has got a unique wrestling style with him being left handed that might give him an advantage in this match!

Moe Mentum: Anythign that gives you a new variation of style to wrestle is going to help you out immensly and DDS is reeling but he’s getting up and so is Trey Reed as JB Lawless continues nail those sadistic left hands into Chris Staggs skull and Staggs is rocking!!!

Antwan Hoover: Lawless has Chris Staggs set for the Irish Whip and he Irish Whips him! No Chris Staggs has reversed it and he drags Lawless down to the ground and he’s got an arm bar applied on JB Lawless!!

Moe Mentum: Brawling is not going to get you far when you’ve got an expert wrestling technician like Chris Staggs going up against you!

Antwan Hoover: Trey Reed and DDS are up and DDS punches Trey Reed in the face and he rolls him back in the ring and now DDS moves into the ring himself…

Moe Mentum: Chris Staggs is still wrenching on that arm of Lawless’s!!

Antwan Hoover: This is not going to get Staggs the win your can’t eliminate a man on the outside of the ring!

Moe Mentum: Antwan he’s not trying to eliminate him yet he’s out to hurt JB Lawless! He wants to mame him even perhaps Chris Staggs is not this cool calm and collective guy he’s got a sick twisted side and we’re seeing it right now as he holds JB Lawless in that arm bar he’s going to truly hurt JB Lawless here!

Antwan Hoover: How many people have to be mamed here tonight? Dr. Midnight could have done substantial damage to his knee now JB Lawless is being taken out of it...and in the ring DDS whips Trey Reed against the ropes and he goes for a back body drop of his own here but he telegraphed it and Trey Reed makes him pay with a boot to DDS’s teeth and Trey Reed backs up and he runs forward and nails DDS with a knee lift that sends Dallas Scott down to the mat!!!

Moe Mentum: I’m getting concerned look at Chris Staggs he has not stopped applying that arm bar yet and JB Lawless is trying to free himself but Staggs isn’t letting him out of that move any time soon!!

Antwan Hoover: Look at that cocky son of a gun in the ring there...he thinks he’s the “Future of the CWA” and he wants everyone else to think it too as he’s yelling at the fans in the first row that he’s the “Future of the CWA”!!!

Moe Mentum: When your good your good, but this is the most important match of your career possibly and you don’t gloat like this dear god DDS is getting up to his feet and he’s in that crouched position and the fans are going nuts and Trey Reed is smiling at them thinking there applauding him and he turns around and wham bam thank you mam!! He just got served up a “Diamond Killer” from DDS!!!!!

Antwan Hoover: “The Future of the CWA” is history in this match!

Moe Mentum: Leave the jokes to me!!

Antwan Hoover: 1, 2, 3!!!!

Trey Reed has been eliminated

Moe Mentum: DDS is not content though and he’s going to take out Chris Staggs who looks to have finally relased JB Lawless from that arm bar!

Antwan Hoover: Yeah but JB Lawless is not out of the woods yet! Chris Staggs raps his arm around the guard rail and then Staggs yanks as hard as he can and god he’s putting the most brutal beating I’ve ever seen anyone put in a long time!!

Moe Mentum: He’s picked his part of the body on JB Lawless and he’s working it over and you better believe that he’s going to take advantage of that later in the match but here comes DDS!

Antwan Hoover: Chris Staggs must of saw him out of the corner of his eye because he hip tosses DDS right over the guard rail, and into the first row!!

Moe Mentum: Ha, Ha, Ha!! Look at that fat lady she got her nachos cheese spilt on her and DDS has got nacho cheese all over him and Chris Staggs is looking to take advantage of this yet again...and he’s climbing over the guard rail and oh my god that fan spit right in Chris Staggs face!!

Antwan Hoover: What the heck that fan spit right in his face! Shoot we’ve got a lawsuit on our hands Staggs isn’t going to just yell at him he’s beating the crap out of that fans and he’s tossed the fan over the guard rail and Chris Staggs is beating the crap out of him!

Moe Mentum: Boo all you want but for those of you at home do not spit in a wrestlers face!! That guy laying on the canvas is a perfect example of why you do not want to mess with a pro wrestler!

Antwan Hoover: There’s going to be lawsuits!

Moe Mentum: Shut the heck up ‘twan there will be no lawsuits what does this look like the fricking FWF this is the CWA you enter the arena at your own risk!

Antwan Hoover: Finally security is stepping between the fan and Chris Staggs but Staggs still wants at the fan, can we get off this DDS is in the crowd and he’s grab a couple of fans beers and he’s drinking one and as JB Lawless is getting up to his feet and Diamond Dallas Scott hands JB Lawless a beer and the mean are exchanging words!

Moe Mentum: This ain’t Bourben Street this is a wrestling match not a drinking contest!

Antwan Hoover: The two men tip cups and act as if there going to drink it and then simultaneously nail each other with the beer cups!

Moe Mentum: Both the dirty back stabbers had the same idea and both paid for it!

Antwan Hoover: Diamond Dallas Scott tosses a chair over to JB Lawless who catches it in one hand and Chris Staggs is coming up from behind JB Lawless...and DDS dropkicks the chair and it nails Chris Staggs right in the face and Staggs goes down!!! Lawless can’t believe it! DDS take advantage of Lawless’s confusion for a second and he leaps over the top of the guard rail and hits him in the face with a flying elbow to the face that sends Lawless down to the ground!

Moe Mentum: You can tell that arms bothering him as he’s got it hanging just limply at his side and he’s holding himself up with that good arm! Diamond Dallas Scott once again goes to take the advantage and is applying a camel clutch to JB Lawless and Lawless tries to get DDS to release the hold with his good arm and he falls straight down! DDS is sitting back on the camel clutch now!

Antwan Hoover: God JB Lawless is not quitting though he’s not even uttering the words “I quit” he’s hanging in there like a true champion would! This Lawless guys is the Barbaric Champion he’s barbaric!

Moe Mentum: Heck Chris Staggs is stirring again and he’s getting up to his feet and he’s got that chair and he pushes himself up with the chair and uses it for balance for a second and then he moves towards DDS! He swings the chair sideways and DDS has just limboed out of the way and he didn’t get blasted Chris Staggs lurches forward and he can’t believe all he hit was air with that shot!

Antwan Hoover: DDS is ready to fight and Chris Staggs brings the chair up over his head and DDS is calling for it as he braces himself for the impact! Chris Staggs brings the chair crashing down ****CLANG**** DDS ducked out of the way and Chris Staggs hit nothing but the guard rail!!! DDS nails Chris Staggs with a low blow and Staggs is about to go down and Diamond Dallas Scott hits him with a “Diamond Killer”!!!!!

Moe Mentum: NO Chris!! Chris You’re the “Main Eventer” kick out Chris kick out!!!

Antwan Hoover: 1, 2, 3 Chris Staggs is gone!

Moe Mentum: No that was my pick to take the whole thing!!! He’s a much better wrestler then JB Lawless and DDS!

Chris Staggs has been eliminated

Moe Mentum: Wait, Wait I thought you couldn’t be eliminated outside of the ring that’s bogus!

Antwan Hoover: The referee is letting it slide it appears and Chris Staggs has been eliminated it’s as simple as that! DDS is walking towards lawless and he’s bringing JB Lawless up to his feet and Lawless hits him in the gut with a right hand as his left arm has been pretty much left immobile! He hits him again and DDS let’s go and JB Lawless pushes himself up off his knee and his arm is still hanging limp right off the side and he continues to throw punch after punch with that right hand and he’s drilling them in on DDS!

Moe Mentum: JB Lawless’s right hands are just as good as his right hands! He’s got DDS laid up on the guard rail just trying to survive!

Antwan Hoover: DDS fires out and goes for the “Diamond Killer” But JB Lawless has shoved him off with his good arm right back into the guard rail and now with the good arm JB Lawless grabs Chris Staggs head and places it between his legs! Lawless as much as he can with the bad arm and the good arm he picks DDS up and he Lawless Bombs him over the guard rail right onto the concrete!!!!

Moe Mentum: That was sick!!!! DDS’s noggin’ just bounced right off the concrete floor!

Antwan Hoover: Lawless climbs his big legs over the guard rail and he lays down and DDS gets up and hooks the JB Lawless's legs and has him in a small package 1, 2, 3!

Moe Mentum: DDS has walked out of this match and has advanced to the finals of the Titan of the Turnbuckles Match!

Marvin Maxwell: The winner and advancing onto the finals of the Titan of the Turnbuckles Diamond Dallas Scott!!!

Moe Mentum: My god I can not believe this, Staggs was screwed plain and simple he was screwed out of his title!

Antwan Hoover: What is it with you Canadians and getting screwed? We’ve got an arrival in the parking lot.

Parking Lot

(The Cajun Civic Center not exactly being a state of the art facility has a one door entrance to the backstage area and illuminated over this one door entrance is the world “Entrance” illuminated in red lights. Under that the camera pans down to a couple of local hicks who one just happens to be wielding a shot gun in one hand. They both sit there with some straw hats and overalls plus there not wearing no shoes or socks and have long scruffy beards and from the looks of it they haven’t showered in months.)

Hick #1: It sure was nice of dem’ there CWA folk to let us be security for dem’

Hick #2: That was down right decent of ‘em.

(Just then a long white stretch limousine pulls through the murky fog that so often accompanies a Louisianan night. The Hicks have never seen a limo before because there going plum crazy.)

Hick #1: Wooooooo Wheeeee!! Look at that there car!

Hick #2: Well I’ll be a croc’s uncle that there is just about the darndest thing I ever seen!

(The camera man is focused on the ground and then the limosine door opens and then a foot clad in an alligator skin shoe steps on the pavement then another shoe does the exact same thing. The camera then pans up and wouldn’t you know it. It’s “Primetime” Jason Starr and he’s wearing a forest green armani suit opened to reveal a maroon velvet muscle shirt underneath it along with some gold necklaces, and he’s got the EEWF World Championship Belt slung over his shoulder complete with a pair of sunglasses and the chauffeur hands him his duffel bag and he slings that over the other shoulder and begins walking into the arena. As he’s about to open the door the first Hick puts the shot gun into his belly. Jason Starr looks down and gets a little nervous.)

Hick #1: Just where do ya’ think your goin’?

Jason Starr: To my locker room….

Hick #2: I ain’t ever seen ya in the C-dubya-A ‘fore?

Jason Starr: That’s because I just got became part of the CWA last week. Remember I’m one of Sweeney’s mystery men…. You know I’m competing for the CWA World Championship here tonight…...you’ve probably heard of me I’m an FWF Superstar “Primetime” Jason Starr.

Hick #1: Jason Staarr? Can’t say that I’ve heard of ya before...You ever hear of him Billy?

Hick #2: Nope I’ve never have…

Jason Starr: I’m the biggest star in the wrestling world and you’ve never heard of me what do you live in the swamps or something?

Hick #1: as a matter of fact we do live in the swamp….

Jason Starr: What are you doing here?

Hick #2: We’re workin’ security and there’s no way you getting in this arena…

Jason Starr: You’ve got to be kidding me? I’m in the Main Event tonight you’ve got to let me into the building…..this would’ve never happened in the FWF!

Hick #1: This isn’t the FWF now is it? This is the C-dubya-A. So Mr. Starr I’m sorry but your not getting in this building…

Jason Starr: Listen fellows you look like two rather smart guys…..let me be straight with you guys what’s it going to take to get in the arena tonight? I’ll do anything……

(Both of the Hicks raise there eyebrows.)

Jason Starr: Except that….

(Both the hicks get dissappointed and then start whispering something in each other’s ears. Finally both of the hicks nod there head.)

Hick #1: Well I’ve taken a fancy to that suit of yours and my friend hear kind of likes that sparkly necklace you’ve got around your neck…..

Hick #2: and the sunglasses, don’t’ forget about the sunglasses!

Jason Starr: You guys have got yourself a deal!

(Jason Starr starts removing his jacket as the scene goes back to a different area backstage where Jon Sullivan is talking to someone.)

Backstage: Jon Sullivan

(A backstage camera finds Jon Sullivan and a lowly CWA East employee talking in the hall. Jon has his wallet out, and appears to be paying the employee.)

Jon Sullivan: Look, here's the deal. You go tell him that he has an urgent phone call, and then you lead him through this hall. I'm going to be waiting here, hiding, so that when you bring him by, I will jump out and beat the hell out of him. Got it? Employee: I'm not so sure about this. I really like him, and I wouldn't want to do anything to get him hurt. Also, President Sweeney told us not to get involved with the other wrestlers, that we needed to mind our own business.

(Jon stares at this man blankly, as if calling him an idiot.)

Jon: President Sweeney told you this? Hello, I'm the hand-picked champion of President Sweeney! I can do whatever I want, because we work towards the same goals. Now, you can do this the easy way, and make some money, or you can do this the hard way, and get your ass kicked. Either way, you're going to help me. Which is it going to be?

Employee: Alright, fine. I'll help you. Jon: Good man. I knew you had it in you. Here's your reward for being such a good little helper.

(Jon hands the man $400, and then the man heads off to do his job. Jon remains in the hallway, and pulls out a black box from his pocket. He opens up the box, and inside is a pair of brass knuckles, and on top of them, the letters "J.S." have been set in razor blades.)

Jon: He's definitely going to realize why you don't [BLEEP] with me in just a little while.

(Jon chuckles to himself as he slips the brass knuckles on his right hand and looks for a hiding place.)

Antwan Hoover: Holy Crap that kid is looking to put his mark on DDS!

Moe Mentum: Literally that Sullivan guy is scary!

(“One Time Deal” plays appropriately as from behind the apron walks the ever so cocky “One Time Deal” Tommy Matrix he’s showing off his cockyness as he makes his way to the ring and these CWA fans obviously familiar with this young kid from the NEGWA are showing there distain for him.)

Antwan Hoover: Look at this kid he’s not bigger then a stick yet he’s acting as if he were Elmer Adonis himself!

Moe Mentum: If size mattered….then Racky Wreenkle would’ve never been a World Champion...it’s the size of a heart of a competitor that really matters!

Antwan Hoover: That was beautiful…

Moe Mentum: Don’t think I’m getting soft on you Antwan!!!

(“Omega” plays as Aaron Christopher heads into the ring and he runs to the ring and the crowd is really beginning to take a liking to this youngster who is showing a lot of promise. He hops in the ring and Tommy Matrix is making a face like he’s nothing and he waves his hand as if to say this guy ain’t crap and Aaron Christopher points at Tommy Matrix as the referee keeps these two competitors out of each others faces.)

Moe Mentum: Whoa they’ve got to keep these two seperated until the rest of the men can get down to the ring, this looks like it’s going to be one heck of a match!

Antwan Hoover: These men are ready to go all out for the most prestigious prize in the sport today a shot at the CWA World Title!

Moe Mentum: Oh no it’s that Big Nasty Bastard fellow!!! He looks pissed as well!!!

Antwan Hoover: They don’t call him for the Big Nasty Bastard for nothing you know! This match is looking to heat up but Dr. Midnight is no where to be seen!!

Moe Mentum: Wait, Wait let’s build it up oh no Dr. Midnight is hobbling out under his own power what fortitude, what courage!!!

Antwan Hoover: Moe what the heck are you talking about? His music’s playing but no one’s coming out to the ring, I don’t think the good Doctor is going to be able to make it out to the ring tonight!! The good doctors has some serious damaged done to that knee of his!

(“Surfer Girl’s stops playing as Dr. Midnight hasn’t made his way to the ring and the match gets started! )

Antwan Hoover: There Aaron Christopher and Tommy Matrix are tearing into each other! Man those are some stiff hands from those two and Big Nasty Bastard is waiting to strike as he lurks outside the ring.

Moe Mentum: Smart move let the Misfit and the “OTD” Tommy Matrix are bashing each other’s brains in! Aaron Christopher runs at Tommy Matrix and Tommy hip tosses him but he lands on his feet and he goes off the ropes and Tommy Matrix goes for another hiptoss and he holds onto this one and takes Aaron Christopher down into an Arm bar!

(suddenly out of no where “Like a Surgeon” plays and the crowd stands on there feet and there going insane!! Then at the top of the ramp appears Dr. Midnight and he’s in a motorized wheelchair and he’s speeding towards the ring in his motorized wheel chair and he clips Big Nasty Bastard right in the back of the legs and Big Nasty Bastard hits the ground hard!)

Antwan Hoover: Dr. Midnight has just come to the ring in a motorized wheelchair!!!!! He didn’t hobble to the ring he rode in style!!!

Moe Mentum: This guy is nuts he’s just clipped Big Nasty Bastard in the back of the legs and BNB’s knees are stuck under that wheel chair and Dr. Midnight is going to bust BNB’s knee’s up!

Antwan Hoover: Big Nasty Bastard is done I think and Dr. Midnight puts the wheel chair in reverse and backs off of him and he falls to the ground and turns Big Nasty Bastard over and the referee slides out of the ring and he counts the pin 1, 2, 3!!! Dr. Midnight has just eliminated Big Nasty Bastard!!!

Moe Mentum: He took him out with that Motorized Wheel chair!!!

Big Nasty Bastard has been eliminated

Antwan Hoover: Dr. Midnight is trying to make his way back into his motorized wheel chair and that knee of his is still giving him problems!

Moe Mentum: In the ring Tommy Matrix has picked Tommy Matrix up and he’s still got him in that arm bar, and Goblin hits his own shoulder and he drops down and flips on his head and flips up and sends Tommy Matrix down to the mat!

Antwan Hoover: Tommy Matrix gets right up and is ready to fight and the crowd applauds this great wrestling but these two wrestlers don’t’ give each other much respect as they instantly tie up again and there battling for position and the grapple into the corner...and then Aaron Christopher has Tommy Matrix in the corner and he nails him with a knife edge chop, and then another and another and he’s chopping the chest of Tommy Matrix raw!!!

Moe Mentum: On the outside of the ring we’ve got the man that has the deadliest chops in the game those Scalpel chops that of course being Dr. Midnight!

Antwan Hoover: Now Tommy Matrix throws Aaron Christopher into the corner and he gives him a knife edged chop close to the throat and now he backs up and he puts everything he’s got into that Knife Edged chop! And Aaron Christopher grabs his chest and walks forward clutching his chest in pain! Tommy Matrix applies a head lock to him and he drops down and he’s got him in a cradle small package!

Moe Mentum: Referee Pace drops down and begins the count 1, 2, and Aaron Christopher has reversed the small package on Tommy Matrix and gets the 1, 2, and Tommy Matrix kicks out with all the energy he has!!!

Antwan Hoover: Good pinning combination between both men!

Moe Mentum: Both men are up to there feet! Tommy Matrix and Aaron Christopher run at each other and it appears both thinks the other is going for a clothesline and they both duck out of the way….they then turned around at the same time realizing that they indeed made a mistake Aaron Christopher reacts first and he hits Tommy Matrix with a back fist in his gut and Matrix is stopped dead in his tracks!!!

Antwan Hoover: Aaron Christopher pulls Tommy Matrix into his legs and he hoists him up and he’s going for a powerbomb! Matrix is fighting it though and he’s punching Aaron Christopher in the head, again and again and again, and Tommy Matrix turns himself around on Aaron Christopher’s shoulders and he drops down and he’s got a Victory Roll on Aaron Christopher!!1

Moe Mentum: I haven’t seen this move in ages!

Antwan Hoover: 1, 2, 3!!! The Victory roll has worked and Tommy Matrix has got the cover! Aaron Christopher is out of this match!

Aaron Christopher has been eliminated

Antwan Hoover: It’s down to the “One Time Deal” and the “Surgeon General of the CWA”, and Tommy Matrix is wasting no time as Dr. Midnight is outside the ring in his motorized wheel chair and Tommy Matrix runs and he dives through the middle and top rope with a suicide dive and it sends Dr. Midnight, and his wheel chair flipping backwards and Tommy Matrix sprawling to the floor and Tommy Matrix some how lands on his feet, and he get’s up and holds his arms up violently and is pumping them and then as if totally exasperated he falls to the ground!!!!

Moe Mentum: Dr. Midnight’s legs seem to be bothering him as he crawls towards the guard rail and he’s trying to pull himself up but he just can’t seem to do it...and Tommy Matrix is likewise using the guard rail to pull himself back up to his feet. Both men trying desperately to get up to there feet!!! Matrix is a cocky punk but he’s for once in his career living up to the hype he puts around himself!

Antwan Hoover: I can’t argue with that! Dr. Midnight we know should not be out here competing but you know what he is anyways, and you know why? Because he wants the CWA World Championship!!! The belt that means everything in this world!!

Moe Mentum: I’ve long to hold that belt in my hands, but guess what sometimes we have to give our dreams up! I’m in a broadcasting booth now! Instead of in that ring!

Antwan Hoover: I’m going to cut your self wallowing talk right there Moe!!! Dr. Midnight is up on his good leg and he’s hopping towards Tommy Matrix on his good leg! Tommy Matrix finally pulls himself up as he’s showing some fatigue on his face now!

Moe Mentum: Tommy Matrix looks up and Dr. Midnight is hit on the hop with the Flash-Point!!! By Tommy Matrix!!!!

Antwan Hoover: My god Tommy Matrix kicked the Doc right in the face and he could’ve snapped his neck with that kick!!!

Moe Mentum: The Doc is down and Tommy Matrix gloats to the crowd as he falls on Dr. Midnight for the cover!

Antwan Hoover: 1, 2 thre...yes three Dr. Midnight almost kicked out but Tommy Matrix has won, Tommy Matrix is going onto the finals of the Titan of the Turnbuckles Tournament!!!

Moe Mentum: This is what the CWA is all about! Nobody expected Tommy Matrix to make it too the Finals of the Titan of the Turnbuckles and he did because on this night he is one of the best the CWA has to offer!!!

Marvin Maxwell: The winner and advancing on in the Titan of the Turnbuckles Tournament is the “One Time Deal” Tommy Matrix!!!!

Moe Mentum: Wait there’s my man Chris Staggs in his locker room, god he was screwed!!!!

Parking Lot

(The camera goes back around to the back of the arena at the entrance. The two hick guards are standing there. One of them has Jason Starr's sport coat. It is an obvious Armani coat. The other guard has on his sunglasses and his Rolex watch. One of them has gaps between his teeth big enough to fit a Buick. The other as well, the other has no teeth at all.)

Hick 1: Dis heer job is nifty! We get free stuff that we can take home!

Hick 2: Yeah, and we can use dis heer stuff to romance our cousins even further

Hick 1: Now yer talking Billy Joe Jack John Larry Bob Horner.

Hick 2: Thank you Billy Joe Jack John Larry Bob Gunther!

Hick 1: Man, that Jason Starr is a sucker. We got all this heer stuff from him, and we had to let him in anyways, hyucka!

Hick 2: Yep, we are some clever fellers.

Hick 1: You know dat, buddy old pal!

Antwan Hoover: That is disgusting! Heck if you Canadians are as disgusting as these two guys!

Moe Mentum: Antwan your flatulence talk will get you no where with a cool, calm, and collective fellow like me.

Backstage: Diamond Dallas Scott

(A backstage camera has followed the bribed employee through the bowels of the building, back to where the locker rooms are. The man stops outside of Diamond Dallas Scott's locker room, and knocks on the door.)

DDS: What do you want?

Employee: Sorry to bother you, Mr. Scott, but you have an urgent phone call. Please follow me.

DDS: Urgent? Who's it from? Employee: Please, just follow me, and I'll explain on the way.

DDS: Alright, but you'd better be serious.

(The man leads DDS back along the same path he just came from, up until the hallway where Jon is waiting. He opens the door to the hallway, and DDS steps through first.)

DDS: Seriously, who is the call from? Employee: Ummm, I was told that it was your mother. Supposedly, she is having a medical problem, and the hospital needs to talk to you.

(Just then, Jon Sullivan jumps out from a doorway in front of DDS, and lays him out with a blow from the brass knuckles. DDS drops instantly, and Jon begins stomping the severely dazed and confused DDS. After Jon has finished pummeling DDS, he kneels over the fallen superstar.)

Jon: That should teach you to interfere in my matches. DDS, next time you look in the mirror, and you see the scar on your forehead, remember who did this to you, and maybe next time you'll think twice about getting involved in my business. See you tonight. Crap I’m up next I got to get out there!

Moe Mentum: Dear God!!! He’s left his mark on Diamond Dallas Scott!

Antwan Hoover: Literally!

Moe Mentum: Ho, Ho real funny and what have we got the next match of the Titan of the Turnbuckles Match, and man this is going to be awesome! Sullivan better hurry if he wants to get out here in time!

Antwan Hoover: My god Ric Justus is making his way to the ring after that brutal Midwest Mayhem Match and he’s still looking quit stoaked if I may say.

Moe Mentum: Stoaked indeed…..

(“Surfer Girl” plays as Ric Justus has an actual surf board under his arm this time and the fans are still going wild for there hero. Ric Justus gives him the thumb and pinky up as he hops in the ring with his surfboard still in his hands He hops in the ring and awaits the next participants of this first round Titan of the Turnbuckles Match.)

Antwan Hooover: “Surfs Up” Dude!!

Moe Mentum: Ric Justus took a narly beating in one of what I’ve got to imagine was the most brutal match the CWA has ever witnessed.

Antwan Hoover: There’s no doubt about that but with that glazed over look in his eyes Ric Justus looks like he just got sucked under one huge wave. Let’s see if he’ll be able to compete against the other three men in this match. Including the CWA-East Heavyweight Championship Jon Sullivan.

(“Thug Rapper” plays as Big D comes from the back and makes his way down to the ring with a half hearted reaction from the crowd. He hops in the ring and it appears that Big D and Ric Justus are discussing something.)

Antwan Hoover: What are those two discussing?

Moe Mentum: Here’s where my in ring prowess is going to come in handy. It’s obvious to any moron that Ric Justus and Big D are forming an alliance of sorts kind of too gain the advantage if you will.

Antwan Hoover: Man that was insightful thank you Moe.

(“Misfitz play as Goblin comes running to the ring like a bat out of hell, and he’s being chases by Jon Sullivan the CWA-East Heavyweight Champion Jon Sullivan who is wielding a steel chair.)

Antwan Hoover: Goblin is being chased to the ring by Jon Sullivan and Goblin slides under the bottom rope and Big D hands one side of the surf board to Big D and Ric Justus and Big D goes for a double clothesline with the surfboard and Goblin...but Goblin has ducked out of the way…..and he comes off the opposite ropes and he jumps up on the surfboard and over the top rope and he’s landed on Jon Sullivan and taken him out of the action!!!!

Moe Mentum: Goblin is suicidal Sullivan has landed on the floor and Goblin is feeling the effects of that move!!

Antwan Hoover: Truly outstanding what men will do to get there shot at the CWA-World Championship! In the ring it looks like the alliance between Big D and Ric Justus have broken down as they are screaming and yelling at each other. Each still holds there side of the surf board! Justus gets pissed and he tossed his end on the ground and turns away from Goblin..

Moe Mentum: Not smart to turn….

Antwan Hoover: Justus turns around catching Big D totally off guard and he dropkicks the end of the surfboard lying on the ground and the pointy end of the surfboard goes right into the mid-section of Big D and Big D goes down and he’s clutching his stomach in pain as he rolls around on the ground!

Moe Mentum: He could have done a lot of damage to the intestinal walls and quite possibly even the stomach itself.

Antwan Hoover: Ric Justus being the technician he is goes right to work on the lower abdomen of Big D and he puts the boots to it, and now he drops and elbow right on the abs!!!

Moe Mentum: The more damage he does now the more likely it is that Big D will submit when placed in the “Scales of Justus” which does immense damage to almost every extremity on one’s body.

Antwan Hoover: Now Ric Justus is applying the Figure-Four leg lock on Big D and D is screaming in pain and Goblin has made it back up to his feet and he hops up on the apron and Big D is screaming in the pain of the figure four leglock.

Moe Mentum: Goblin is going upstairs and he’s on the top rope!

Antwan Hoover: The Goblin is ready to fly and he jumps off the top rope and he does a somersault Guillotine Leg Drop onto Ric Justus and Justus has broken the hold once hit with that sensational move from Goblin. Justus is down and now Goblin grabs Big D’s right arm….and he climbs onto the first rope and begins bouncing on it…..Moe any idea what he’s doing?

Moe Mentum: No I have no clue what so ever…….It appears pretty odd to me I’ve never seen anything like this before…..

Antwan Hoover: He continues to bounce as Big D just lies on the ground he continues to bounce now Goblin jumps off the top rope and his momentum no pun intended carries Big D slightly off the mat and Goblin continues to hold on and he comes down on Big D with another leg drop and he covers 1, 2, 3!!!

Moe Mentum: Goblin has just eliminated Big D!

Big D has been eliminated

Antwan Hoover: Now Goblin runs and nails Ric Justus with a fist drop to the face and Goblin goes for the pin 1, 2...and Jon Sullivan has pulled Goblin off of Ric Justus into a inverted sitdown powerbomb...and Goblin has had his face smashed into the floor!

Moe Mentum: That’s another innovative move from the folks here in the CWA where innovation is even well…...innovative…

Antwan Hoover: Jon Sullivan has hopped up to the apron again and Ric Justus is making it up to his feet and he’s still looking punch drunk from the match earlier and Sullivan goes over the top rope and nails Ric Justus with a flying spear!!!!! And Justus goes down hard!!! Sullivan bounces to his feet as the crowd is booing him brutally!

Moe Mentum: Look at the skill he is exhibiting and the fans boo him this is why I enjoy Canadian fans more then these unknowledgable American fans. They appreciate good wrestling which is what is exactly what Jon Sullivan is and he’s mounting the top rope again…

Antwan Hoover: This can only mean one thing for Ric Justus and that’s trouble!! Sullivan leaps off the top rope and look at the height of the jump and he nails Ric Justus with the Irish Bomb!!! 1, 2 3!!!!! Justus has been eliminated!!

Ric Justus has been eliminated

Moe Mentum: No one has kicked out of the Irish Bomb but look at this Goblin is back up and he’s mounted the top rope once again that little bugger and Sullivan hasn’t turned around and seen him yet…

Antwan Hoover: Yet being the key word in that sentence ...and Sullivan turns around and Goblin goes for the cross body block but Jon Sullivan reverses it into a fall away slam ...and Sullivan does a rolling somersualt and comes up and goes off the opposing ropes and he hops in the air and does a frog splash motion and nails Goblin in the head with a double axe handle smash and he covers 1, 2,…...and NO!!! Goblin’s kicked out after Sullivan hit him with that ….

Moe Mentum: With that Sullivan Somersuat Jumping Frog Splash Double Axe Handle Smash or SSJFSDAH for short…..

Antwan Hoover: What ever it was called it just couldn’t get the job done on Goblin and Jon Sullivan locks him in a sleeperhold laying down and he’s wrenching it in tough on Goblin but Goblin continues to fight...and he’s getting up to his feet and Goblin drops down and delivers an inverted jawbreaker to Jon Sullivan!! Sullivan reels into the ropes and Goblin rushes at him and Sullivan see’s him at the last second and Jon Sullivan back body drops over the top rope Goblin has held on and Sullivan runs at him and recieves a fore arm to the face and he reels back and goblin comes off the top rope and he goes for a flying clothesline on Jon Sullivan who ducks and Goblin gets a face full of mat!!!

Moe Mentum: Sullivan has got to seize the opportunity here and he’s waiting and waiting…

Antwan Hoover: Wait for it wait for it give it some tim…

Moe Mentum: Stop singing you piece of crap and call the action

Antwan Hoover: Goblin makes it up to his feet the fans are all booing and Goblin will just not turn around…..Sullivan continues to wait….and wait….and wait and still Goblin doesn’t turn around and oh my god Goblin just fell flat on his face to the ground!

Moe Mentum: Look at Sullivan he’s pointing at Goblin and he can’t believe this but he continues to wait in this crouched position ready to strike at a moments notice…

Antwan Hoover: Almost like a Rattlesnake!!

Moe Mentum: I was thinking more of a moose before he charges and finally Goblin is making it back up to his feet…

Antwan Hoover: Goblin is up and he turns around and Sullivan nails him right in the face with that big boot..and the move known as the Sullivan Kick and Goblin drops down….and he goes for the pin 1, 2, 3!!!!!!!

Moe Mentum: Jon Sullivan has qualified for the finals of the Titan of the Turnbuckles!!

Marvin Maxwell: The winner of this Titan of the Turnbuckle first round match-up is the CWA-East Heavyweight Champion Jon Sullivan!!!!!

Oscar, cousin of the Wreenkle's and friend of The Skank's is walking down a hallway. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Damien Simons attacks him! He lays him out with his Driver! He then looks at the camera and says:

Moe Mentum: Up next is the four-way match between Simons, The Skank, Racky Wreenkle, and Beld Painkiller.

One at a time, Skank, Racky and Beld all come to the ring. They stand in separate corners all of them. Finally, here comes Simons.

Moe Mentum: Alright, here comes Damien Simons. He is coming to the ring. Wait, he has stopped at ringside. He has a mic.

Damien: I have something to say to you, Beld. Actually, I have something to show you.

Damien climbs in the ring. He has a picture. We can’t see what it is. Hesitantly, he shows it to Beld. Beld sees it and becomes instantly livid. He begins to yell and scream.

Damien: That's right! It's your wife! I have her. You take your ass to the back, and you may see her again! Go now!

Beld yells a few more obscenities at Damien. He appears that he is about to strike Damien.

Damien: If you touch me, you won’t see her again!

Beld seems to still consider it, but then walks to the back.

Moe Mentum: Wow! I can’t believe what has just transpired! The newcomer to the CWA in Damien Simons has apparently done something with Beld Painkiller’s wife, causing him to be out of this match! It looks like we are just gonna have a three way dance now between Racky, Skank, and Simons.

Antwan Hoover: And of course, you will notice that there is no Oscar at ring side, and that is care of Damien Simons as well do to his attack on him earlier in the night.

Moe Mentum: This kid has made quite an impression here tonight. Let’s see if he can keep it up with a victory here. The three men are getting ready to do battle…and immediately Wreenkle and Skank go after Damien! I guess neither man appreciate what Damien did to Oscar and Beld. They whip him off the ropes. 3D! They hit a 3D on Simons! They may be able to cover him now but neither man does! They pick him up again! Kick to the gut…DOUBLE SUPLEX! Again, they may be able to cover him, but don’t! They pick him up again. They whip him into the corner! Skank follows him in with a clothesline! Now he lifts Simons up onto the top turnbuckle! Racky is over on the adjoining top turnbuckle! Skank takes him off the top with a superplex! And Racky comes off the top with a splash! Cover…1…2…KICKOUT! Kickout at the last moment by Simons! Now the two of them pick him up again.

Antwan: This has been a total double-team effort to take Simons down! And on top of that, it has been a very successful effort.

Moe Mentum: Now Skank with a chokeslam! Now he climbs the turnbuckle and sits on the top! Racky climbs up in front of him…HOLY SHIT! Racky franensteinered Skank onto Damien! WHAT A MOVE! Cover…1…2…WAIT! Racky broke it up! Apparently he wants to make the cover. He does…1…2…Skank broke this one up! The two men are arguing over who is gonna make the cover now! Racky shoves Skank! Skank with a right hand! And another! He pushes Racky into the corner! Knee lift! And another! Skank goes over to the other corner…SPLASH IN THE CORNER! Racky comes stumbling out of the corner! Skank catches him…Belly to belly side suplex! Cover…1…2…kickout!

Antwan Hoover: How’d he get out of that? I thought he was out.

Moe Mentum: Skank picks Racky up now. But Simons nails him from behind! German Suplex on Skank! But he turns around and Racky is right there and kicks him in the gut. DDT! Racky goes up top now. Guillotine leg drop on Simons! Skank is up and tries a clothesline…but Racky ducked under it! Racky goes off the ropes. Drop kick to the knee of Skank. Now a forearm to the face! He whips Skank off the ropes. HEAD SCISSORS TAKEOVER OVER THE TOP ROPE! Skank is slowly getting up on the outside. Racky is just inside. SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE OUTSIDE! Skank is down! Racky goes back in the ring. Simons is up now but groggy! Racky rushes at him but gets caught with a big foot! He nearly took his head off with that move! Simons picks Racky up. Powerbomb on Racky! Simons runs off the ropes. LIONSAULT! 1……….2………Kickout! Simons picks Racky up now. He’s got him up…Tombstone piledriver! But the Skank is in now and clotheslines Damien out of the ring!

Antwan Hoover: No man can get an advantage in this match! Every time they start to, someone else stops them!

Moe Mentum: Skank picks Racky up and whips him off the ropes. Gorilla Press! He drops him down while sitting down on his face! Cover…………1…………2………KICKOUT! How did he get out?! Skank picks him up now and whips him off the ropes again! Racky slides between his legs. Kick to the gut by Racky! He bounces off the ropes and tries a cross body. SKANK CAUGHT HIM! Now he plants him hard into the mat!

Antwan Hoover: He brought that huge frame down on top of Racky! That has to be it!

Moe Mentum: Skank bounces off the ropes! He plants his ass on Racky’s chest! 1…..2……3! Racky Wreenkle is eliminated from the match! Two refs have come out to escort him to the back! But Simons slides right in the ring! He hits Skank with a running big foot! Cover…1…2…NO! Simons almost got an easy victory there. Simons hooks on an ankle lock on Skank! Skank may give up! He is writhing around on the mat in pain! He is crawling for the ropes! What can he do?! He is slowly getting to the ropes now! I don’t think he is gonna make it! I think he is gonna have to give up! He continues to inch his way over! HE GOT THERE! He got to the ropes to break the hold!

Antwan Hoover: It’s amazing how close Simons is to winning this match after the brutal double teaming that he endured at the beginning of this match.

Moe Mentum: He is a very impressive young man. But you can’t give enough credit to Skank for getting out of that ankle lock. Simons is frustrated now. He picks up Skank, but he just falls right back down! He can’t hold up his wait on that ankle. So Simons stomps on it over and over! How brutal! Now he gets Skank up, and gets him to stand…only to put him back down with a swinging neckbreaker! Cover…1…2…Kickout! Simons is standing above Skank now taunting him! Roll up by Skank…1…2………NO! Kickout at the last moment! This enrages Simons! He is now stomping on the head of Skank!

Antwan Hoover: Jesus Christ! This guy is sick!

Moe Mentum: Simons picks Skank up…But Skank with a right hand to the face! And another! Slam by Skank! Now he hits the butt-drop…1…………………..2…………………..NO! Kickout by Simons! No one has kicked out of that before! Skank picks Simons up. He whips him off the ropes. Skank goes for a clothesline. Simons ducks under! He bounces off the other rope! Double clothesline! Both men are down! Wait a second…we are going to the back for something…what is this?

Beld is in the back stomping around in his locker room. He is pissed off to no end and worried about his wife. Suddenly, his wife comes walking in!

Rachel: What are you doing back here? I though you had a match.

Beld: I thought Simons had you. That little fucker tricked me!

Rachel: Get out there, then! Go win that match!

Beld: You damn right!

Beld goes running out of the locker room to the ring.

Moe Mentum: It seems that Beld is on his way to the ring now! In the ring, both men are getting up! Skank picks up Simons in a fireman’s carry! Float over by Simons! He is behind Skank! DEVIL’S DROP! DEVIL’S DROP! Cover…1……..2……….3! Damien Simons has eliminated Skank!

Antwan Hoover: Here comes Beld Painkiller! He is at the top of the ramp! He is running to the ring and going right after Damien Simons!

Moe Mentum: He is pounding on the face of Simons! He whips Simons off the ropes! Lou Thesz Press followed by punches to the face! Cover…1………2…………Kickout! Beld picks Simons up! Kick to the gut! Butterfly driver! Cover…1………..2………..NO! I thought that was it! Beld picks up Simons again! Whip into the corner! Wait, it’s reversed by Simons! And the ref goes down! Simons inadvertently whipped Beld into the ref! Beld comes stumbling backwards out of the corner. Pendulum backbreaker!!! Cover…NO REF! Simons sees this now, though, and goes out of the ring! He is getting something from under the ring! It’s his golf club! He is back in the ring now! Beld doesn’t see the club! SIMONS HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH THE GOLFCLUB!!! Beld is cut wide open! DEAR GOD! Simons tries to revive the ref, but there is nothing doing! He waits for Beld to get up! He turns around! Simons is about to hit him again! BELD DUCKED! He gets Simons from behind! KID CRUSHER! KID CRUSHER!!! Cover…STILL NO REF!

Antwan Hoover: Won’t these guys catch on to the fact that there is no ref?!

Moe Mentum: It’s their instinct! Beld picks Simons up now! He throws him out of the ring. Beld goes out after him! He’s got a chair! He nails Simons in the head when he is on the ground! Now he picks Simons up. He takes him and puts him on the steel steps! He climbs to the top step! Kick to the gut! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Piledriver off the top stair to the ground! Simons neck may be broken! But Beld is not done! He stands Simons up! He is visibly shaky on his feet. Beld picks up the stairs! JESUS CHRIST! HE USED THE CORNER AND BASHED SIMONS HEAD IN! SIMONS IS CUT WIDE OPEN! Both of these men are bleeding profusely now!

Antwan Hoover: Beld is making Simons pay for that trick earlier! But look! The ref is up! He is starting the count!

Moe Mentum: Beld throws Simons in the ring! Both of these men are a bloody mess. He rolls in now. But Simons is up! How is he standing! He is up! He grabs Beld! DDT! Cover…1…2…NO! So close! Simons picks Beld up! He is going for a suplex! Beld reverses into a roll up…1………..2……….NO! Kickout just barely! Simons is up now and kicks Beld in the gut! He goes to his side! GANNOSUKE CLUTCH! 1……………2……………………KICKOUT! KICKOUT AT THE LAST MOMENT!

Antwan Hoover: For those fans who are wondering, that move is a forward Russian Leg Sweep into a cradle! Where did that move come from?!

Moe Mentum: Now Simons picks Beld up! He attempts a powerbomb! Beld comes down behind him and rolls him up!…1…………….2………………..3! WAIT! NO! KICKOUT! I THOUGHT THE HAND CAME DOWN!!! This match goes on! Now Beld with an attempt at a Savate kick but it’s caught! INZAGURI BY BELD! Cover…1……………2…………………NO! So close again! Beld picks Simons up again! He’s going for the Scales of Justice! BRUSHED OFF BY SIMONS! Go behind! DEVILS DROP!!! GOOD GOD! DEVILS DROP! COVER………1……….2……….3!!! DAMIEN SIMONS WINS!!! DAMIEN SIMONS WINS IN A BLOODY MATCH! He advances on to the final round!!!

Marvin Maxwell: The winner and advancing onto the next round of the Titan of the Turnbuckles Pay-Per-View Damien Simons!!!

Backstage: Think-Tank

(The Think-Tank is seen trying to recuperate in there locker room as there still pissed off about there loss to the Stink-Tank earlier in the night.)

HST Gonzo: D*mn it!!!! How did we lose to the Stink-Tank!?!!?!

(HST Gonzo picks up a chair and whips it against the lockers and the chairs both just clang, it’s the kind of locker where there’s doors on them and you seem to hear someone mutter under there breathe. Jackylfan just looks up and then looks back down obviously depressed.)

HST Gonzo: God we’re supposed to be the best tag-team of all-time and we freaking lost to the Stink-Tank!! The Stink-Tank!!

(Suddenly the Most Valuable Pimps come storming out of two of the lockers and before JF, and HST Gonzo even know what hit them the Most Valuable Pimps are laying them out!! HST Gonzo tries to fight back as does JF but EZT picks up a chair and sends it crashing down over there heads, and EZT walks up to the camera and says.)

EZT: The MVP’s of the CWA have returned!!!!!

Moe Mentum: The Most Valuable Pimps have returned and in a big way!!! They’ve just decimated the former CWA World Tag-Team Champions!

Antwan Hoover: They sure have and look who’s coming to the ring now! It’s Tony Bologne, and William Ragne and they’re coming up to the broadcast position.

Moe Mentum: Hey Will how you doing, I can see that your looking pretty beat up after that match!

William Ragne: No kidding I took a beating and am still ticking, god I can’t feel my legs but rain, or shine, and even if you don’t’ have feeling in your legs the announcers have to make there way to the ring!

Tony Bologne: Speak for yourself my head hurts, and I just want to go home!

William Ragne: Shut up Tony you big wimp oh my head hurts, I was put in the Malpratice Leglock you little wuss so just shut up, and we’ve got to call the CWA-World Championship Match here now!!!!

Tony: Fine I’ll grin and bear it, here we go. Up next is a match that I have been waiting forever since it was announced. It pits Jason Starr and Chris Crosswards against Gravestone in a three-way dance for the CWA World title.

William: That’s right. President Sweeney made a big splash when he brought these two men in last Tuesday, and then he immediately hooked them up with a CWA title shot against the man who put him through a table in Gravestone.

Tony: OK, Gravestone and Crosswards are in the ring already. They are staring each other down. Wait a second…Sweeney’s music has started up! He’s come to the top of the rampway with Jason Starr. He has a mic.

Sweeney: Gravestone. If you think this match was tough before, I’ve decided to make it even tougher on you and that bad back of yours. This match will now be fought under no DQ, anything goes, falls count anywhere rules. Let’s see you hold onto that title of yours now.

William: WHOA! What an announcement! This match face has just totally changed! Starr runs to the ring now! He slides in and goes after Gravestone!

Tony: He is pounding on that injured back of Gravestone! Now Crosswards comes from behind on Starr and hits him with a neckbreaker!

William: I guess these two have decided not to work together during this match. Crosswards now with a whip off the ropes into a big foot on Gravestone!

Tony: Jason Starr is up now. He and Crosswards have locked up in a test of strength. It is at a standstill, neither man giving an inch. Now Starr with a poke to the eyes! Now he hits Crosswards with a right to the face. And another! Another! Jesus, these are stiff shots! Now he drives Crosswards into the corner! Gravestone with a forearm from behind onto Starr. He stacks the men on top of each other in the corner. He runs to the other corner…he charges in with an avalanche! He’s going for another. Starr moved! Crosswards took the brunt of it! Now Starr with an overhead belly-to-back suplex!

William: Starr is doing an excellent job going after the back of Gravestone. He is up top now!

Tony: Crosswards is there, though! He grabs Starr in a gorilla press! He carries him over towards Gravey. GORILLA PRESS POWER SLAM ON TO GRAVEY! He drove Starr onto Gravestone! Cover on Gravestone…1…2…kickout! Crosswards is shocked! Now he covers Starr…1…2, kickout. He can’t believe that neither man stayed down. He picks up Starr. Whip off the ropes. Spinebuster! Now he runs over and applies a double-legged Boston crab on Gravestone!

William: Chris Crosswards is on fire here. And with the bad back of Gravestone, this move could get him the CWA world title!

Tony: But Starr with a super kick to the face of Crosswards! Now Crosswards and Gravey are both down! Starr kneels above them. God! He is slamming both of their faces into the ground! Crosswards nose is bleeding profusely! Now Starr picks Crosswards up. Suplex onto Gravestone! Starr goes up top! He goes for a splash…BOTH MEN MOVED THIS TIME! Crosswards and Gravey pick Starr up. Whip off the ropes. DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! They pick him up again! Crosswards with a kick to the gut! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! Crosswards powerbombed Starr while Gravestone hit him with a neckbreaker! Starr may be out of this fight! Crosswards is yelling at the downed Starr! But Gravestone clotheslines Chris! Now he picks Chris up. GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! Cover…1…2…kickout! Gravestone picks Chris up and tosses him out of the ring! He follows him out. He takes Crosswards and slams his head into the guardrail! He is pulling the padding up now. He has Crosswards! BRAINBUSTER! GOOD GOD! BRAINBUSTER ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE! Gravey is up now. He is picking Crosswards up. NO! DEAR LORD! Starr came off the top and hit Gravestone in the upper neck with a double axe handle!

William: Sweeney is coming down! He has brought a dumpster full of weapons! He rolls it to Starr and then gets back out of here!

Tony: Jason Starr goes fishing in there! He has a stop sign! Crosswards is up on his feet! SIGN SHOT! AND ANOTHER! Crosswards is down! Starr goes back to the dumpster of weapons! NO! He has a sledge hammer! What is he going to do?! He goes in the ring! Crosswards is getting up again! Starr is on the top rope with the sledge hammer! He jumps off at Crosswards! NNNOOOOO!!!! DDDEEEEAAAAARRRRRR GGGGGGGGOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!! STARR CAME OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH THE HAMMER, BUT CROSSWARDS KICKED IT INTO HIS FACE!!! STARR IS CUT OPEN!

William: Jesus, these men are killing each other!

Tony: Now Crosswards and Starr are brawling up the rampway. Gravey with a double clothesline out of nowhere! He drags both men over towards the stage area. He stands them both up. He’s got them…NO! He can’t do that! It’s like a 12 foot drop! He’s got both men hooked up for a chokeslam above the concrete down below! Don’t do it! He’s got them up! MY GOD! HE CHOKESLAMMED BOTH OF THEM TO THE CONCRETE BELOW! But he is not done! He is setting up for a Senton! He can’t do that! What about his back?!

William: I don’t think that he cares!

Tony: SENTON! GRAVEY WITH A SENTON ON TO BOTH MEN 12 FEET BELOW! All three men are down and totally unmoving! I think they are spent!

William: What a move, though! Jesus!

Tony: Alright, all three men are slowly getting up now, with Jason Starr seemingly getting up quickest. He goes to clothesline Crosswards, but he ducked and hooked on a cobra clutch! Now Gravestone comes up behind Crosswards and hooks him up in a sleeper hold! Starr breaks free from Crosswards! He grabs his legs! Crosswards is suspended between the two men, with Starr holding him up by his legs and Gravey with the sleeper hold! Starr sets Crosswards legs on his shoulders, setting him up for a powerbomb! Gravestone and Starr are signaling to each other!

William: The two of them seem to be planning something on Crosswards!

Tony: They have it set up! DEAR GOD! CROSSWARDS NECK IS BROKEN! GOD NO! GRAVEY FELL FORWARD WHILE STARR HIT A SIT DOWN POWERBOMB ONTO THE CONCRETE! They combined a sleeper slam with a powerbomb, effectively destroying Crosswards! What a match this has been! But now Starr and Gravestone are going at it again!

William: Just when it seems like two of the men in this match have it figured out to work together, they start fighting again!

Tony: And fighting they are! They are fighting into the back area! They have come out in the buffet area now! Gravestone with a kick to the gut! DOMINATOR THROUGH A TABLE! Cover…1…2…………..NO! He kicked out at 2 and nine-tenths! How close! Gravestone picks him up now. He takes him over towards another table! He is going for a belly to belly side suplex! Blocked! Starr with an overhead belly to belly onto a second table! Both men are covered in food from the tables now!

William: Man, I was looking forward to eating that, too.

Tony: Both men are lying in piles of food! Here comes Crosswards! He comes stumbling in, still feeling the effects of that double team move! He is shocked to see that damage, but sees that both men are down now. He goes over and picks up Starr. He is dragging him by his hair further towards the back! They are in the office area now!

William: Look at these two! Starr has blood all over him from the sledge hammer and is covered in food and Crosswards is bleeding from his nose and is hunched over from that double team move, and they are in the office area now! Crosswards drags Starr over towards a desk. He picks Starr up! SLAM onto the desk! Now he climbs up there! He picks Starr up! He’s got him up in a tombstone piledriver now! He walks over towards the…NO! He’s headed for a computer! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! HE TOMBSTONED HIM THROUGH A COMPUTER MONITOR! STARR IS DEAD!

Tony: Crosswards just rolls off the desk! He is laying on the ground, laughing! He can barely move, but is laughing his ass off! Now he gets up and drags Starr off the desk. He covers him…1…2…BROKEN UP! Gravestone came out of nowhere to break up the count! Starr is just lying there! Medical attention has come to help him! Now Gravestone has Crosswards! He goes over to another desk! Kick to the gut of Crosswards! DEAR JESUS! Tiger Driver onto the desk! The desk did not give at all! Cover on the desk…1…2……..NO! Kickout by Crosswards!

William: My god! This is such a brutal match! Wait a second! Jason Starr is getting up and sending the medical attention away! He goes over and nails Gravestone in the back! Now the two of them are fighting into a hallway!

Tony: They are working their way down the hallway now! They have come out into the concession area! Starr grabs a tray of beer! He throws it onto Gravestone and then nails him with the tray! Now he sets the tray on the ground! Bodyslam on the tray! Cover…1…2…kickout! Kickout at two by Gravey! Starr picks Gravestone up! He is dragging him into the behind of the concession area. NO! Starr has a kettle of hot nacho cheese! That’s stuff is two hundred degrees! He bashes Gravestone in the head with it! Gravestone is down! Now he is pouring that steaming cheese all over Gravestone! MY GOD! CROSSWARDS! Crosswards with a springboard dropkick off the counter onto Starr! Cover…………1…………2……………….KICKOUT! Kickout at the last moment! Now Crosswards is frustrated! He is stomping on Starr! He is going nuts on him! And now with a leg drop on Starr!

William: Chris Crosswards is pissed! He gets on the counter! Guillotine leg drop! Cover………1………2………KICKOUT AGAIN!

Tony: Starr won’t stay down! Now Gravestone is up! He and Crosswards start exchanging blows! Gravestone with a kick and then whips him out of the back area. Crosswards hits a wall hard! They are fighting into the rest rooms now! Crosswards with a lowblow! Now he grabs Gravestone’s hair! He slams him face first into a hand dryer! Now he takes him by the hair…GOOD GOD! Reverse DDT onto the concrete! LORD! Cover…………1…………2………………………………..3! Wait, no! NO! NOT QUITE!

William: I thought that was it, too!

Tony: Now Jason Starr has arrived! Crosswards and Starr pick up Gravestone! They drag him towards a stall! Kick in the stomach! DOUBLE SUPLEX ON A TOILET! DEAR GOD! Cover by Starr…1 Broken up by Crosswards! The two men are brawling now! Starr slams him face first into a stall wall! And again! Now he drags him out of that rest room! He is dragging him into a nearby balcony. They are in among the fans now. Starr with an irish whip into the edge of the balcony! MMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! He tossed him off the edge! CROSSWARDS JUST FELL THIRTY FEET! GOOD GOD! Starr turns around! Standing there is Gravestone! He clotheslines Starr! BOTH MEN GO OEVER! THEY FALL OF THE BALCONY! ALL THREE MEN ARE LYING THERE, UNABLE TO MOVE!!! DEAR GOD! DEAR GOD! DEAR GOD!

William Ragne: These men have been killed!!! I think there dead!!!

Tony Bologne: There not breathing Will, my god we’ve got to get the paramedics out here!!!

William Ragne: This is not possible!!!!! This is not good, this is not good!!!!! Fans if you are squeamish divert your eyes from the television now! This is scary!!!!

Tony Bologne: The broken bodies of three of the most respected wrestlers in the world lie twisted on the floor!!! This is not good!!! Not good at all!!!

William Ragne: Not good!! Tony this is awful!!! We could have seen the end of ….of….three men who gave there life to wrestling!!!!

Tony Bologne: “Cunning” Chris Crosswards is raising his finger!!! He’s raising his arm and he’s trying to get up!!!

William Ragne: These men are not human!!! They are not human!!!

Tony Bologne: Chris Crosswards has saved nothing but he’s finding this strength from somewhere! But where he’s flipped himself on his stomach and he’s almost slithering across the floor towards Jason Starr as Gravestone lies further away and Gravestone is still not moving!!

William Ragne: Gravestone has given everything he had!!! Like a true legend he’s held nothing back!!!

Tony Bologne: Chris Crosswards continues to slither towards “Primetime” Jason Starr and he’s almost there and he places a hand on “Primetimes” chest and the referee drops down 1….2…...3!!!!!!

William Ragne: Chris Crosswards has won the match!!!! Crosswards has won the match!!!! This is unbelievable!!!!

Tony Bologne: Yes it certainly is!!! It certainly is!!!! These men have broken there bodies for the one belt that means everything!!! The CWA World Championship!!!!

William Ragne: These men have cemented themselves in the pro wrestling anals for the rest of there lives with a match like this!!!!!

Tony Bologne: My god that was incredible!!!! Absolutely Incredible!!!!!

Marvin Maxwell: The winner and new CWA World Champion, “Cunning” Chrissss Crosswaaaarddsss!!!!

Backstage: Beld Painkiller

(Beld Painkiller is sitting in his locker room and his wife has gotten a wet wash cloth out and is cleaning the blood off his face as Beld flinches just a tad when she hits a spot that is causing him a lot of pain. Then in the background you here a whining sound like that of a vehicle, or maybe even a motorized wheel chair. It is indeed a motorized wheel chair as Dr. Midnight pulls into the locker room, and following him decked out in a pair of surfer shorts, and a Surf board in his hands comes Ric Justus)

Beld Painkiller: Well if it isn’t Old Man Midnight, and the “Cowabunga” Kid. To what do I owe this honor?

Ric Justus: Beld you better watch your back!!!!

Dr. Midnight: Ric settle down man settle down, Beld what happened to you man?

Beld Painkiller: What do you mean what happened to me? I lost the match.

Dr. Midnight: No dude you said that you didn’t even care if you won the Titan of the Turnbuckles Tournament or not? What’s up with that? That’s like saying I don’t care if my mail man steals my Black Woman’s Quarterly! Dude snap out of it what the hecks going on with you?

Beld Painkiller: I don’t care, I’m just here collecting my pay check!!!

Ric Justus: Man Beld you sold out!!!!

Beld Painkiller: I sold out!?!?! You’re the one doing the surfer gimmick!!!

(Beld stands up and Ric Justus and Beld get right in each others faces and are staring each other down, and then Dr. Midnight maneuvers his motorized wheel chair in between the two men to breaks them up.)

Dr. Midnight: Stop it guys, we’re on the same team here. We’ve been busting our butts in this promotion for I don’t know how long, and look what happened tonight those new guys show up and they freaking beat us!!!! They freaking beat us. I don’t know about you but I’m going to do something about it!!! No buddy makes Dr. Midnight look bad in his own backyard!!!

Ric Justus: This is Louisiana, not Georgia, how can it be your backyard?

Dr. Midnight: Sorry it’s not my backyard but no body makes me look bad in my friends Back yard there how’s that!?!?! Now come on Beld we need your help!!! Your Beld Painkiller former CWA World Champion, hell you beat me for that belt!!! Don’t stop caring Beld!! Don’t this business is about more then me and you

Ric Justus: and me too Dude!!!

Dr. Midnight: Ric can the surfer talk for a sec!

Ric Justus: Sorry

Dr. Midnight: It’s about more then all of us!!! This business is about “Respect” Beld if people don’t respect you then what are you doing this for? These young punks they don’t respect what we did for this business, they don’t respect us!!! They come out here and talk trash to us time and time again, yet we just sit back, well I’m tired of sitting!!! I’m going to stand up for myself!!!

(Dr. Midnight tries to climb out of his motorized wheel chair and stand up, but he tries to put pressure on his bad leg and he sits back down.)

Dr. Midnight: Just as soon as my leg feels a little better. So what you say Beld? You going to just keep going through the motions? Collecting your check? Or you going to start giving a damn about what goes on around here?

(Beld looks at his wife who is giving him that honey please don’t look. He then looks back at Dr. Midnight with a confident face.)

Beld Painkiller: I give a damn!

(Beld Painkiller shakes Dr. Midnight’s hand, and then Ric Justus, and Beld Painkiller look at each other then finally after the reluctancy has passed they shake hands as the scene goes back into the ring.)

Tony Bologne: This could be the strongest alliance I’ve ever seen in a group of men!!! These men the men that made the CWA have joined forces!!!

William Ragne: I don’t trust any of those guys especially that “Surfer Dude” Ric Justus, there’s more behind this then meets the eye!!!!

Tony Bologne: There’s more to meets the eye in this next match coming up as well!!!

(“The Way I am” plays as Jon Sullivan makes his way to the ring and fans are booing him badly.)

(“One Time Deal” plays and out to the ring comes Tommy Matrix, and then almost as if they can’t wait Damien Simons with a some gauss rapped around his head to stop the bleeding comes running from the back, and shortly after DDS comes running to the ring and both men slide under the ropes and Damien Simons starts ripping into Tommy Matrix, and Diamond Dallas Scott looking to get revenge for what Jon Sullivan perpetrated on him earlier in the night begin fighting with each other.)

Tony Bologne: Dear Lord, Damien Simons hits the ring with Reckless abandoned! As does DDS and we’ve got a straight brawl to start things off all four men in that ring are ripping into each other!!!

William Ragne: It’s no secret that Diamond Dallas Scott and Jon Sullivan absolutely hate each other!!! Especially after what Sullivan did to DDS earlier in the night but some of the fans at home might not know that over in the NEGWA Tommy Matrix and Damien Simons have fought over the J-Crown countless times in some of the most brutal matches the NEGWA has ever witnessed and the carnage has spilled over into the CWA!!!

Tony Bologne: There’s no doubt about it, and in the exchange between Matrix, and Damien Simons; Simons has gained the upper hand and he whips him into the ropes, and at the same time Jon Sullivan Irish Whips Diamond Dallas Scott into the other ropes and Tommy Matrix and Diamond Dallas Scott collide with each other in mid-ring and are so disoriented by the force they impacted each other with begin tottering backwards the way they came and Damien Simons takes advantage of this with a back body drop on Tommy Matrix right into a pin, as Jon Sullivan does an Inverted Monkey Flip on Diamond Dallas Scott that sends Diamond Dallas Scott onto the top rope of the ring hunched over and he’s has to be feeling the pain from that move!!! He’s hung up on the top rope!!!

William Ragne: Referee Teddy Bare slides in and counts the pin attempt by Simons on Matrix 1….2….and no Tommy Matrix manages to kick out and he smartly rolls out of the ring to collect himself before he heads back in the ring!

Tony Bologne: That’s a smart move, but Damien Simons is not going to allow Tommy Matrix any time to rest!!! He’s headed outside the ring after him! Jon Sullivan is climbing those ropes folks and he’s sitting Diamond Dallas Scott up on the top rope as he positions himself and he goes for a Hurracanrada but DDS reverses it into a sitdown powerbomb right into the pin 1…..2…..3!!!! Jon Sullivan has kicked out!!!

William Ragne: On the outside of the ring Tommy Matrix has hunched himself over on the guard rail and is trying to get some wind back in him as Simons turns him around and plasters him with a big right hand that sends Tommy Matrix flipping over the guard rail into the first row of fans!! The security is moving in and clearing people away from there seats as Damien Simons begins to pull the guard rail away from the fans and he’s got it touching the ring now in kind of a V like shape, and Damien Simons is up on the apron!!

Tony Bologne: Diamond Dallas Scott senses an opportunity to make his presence felt and he nails Damien Simons with a forearm to the back of the head and it sends Damien Simons flying into the chairs in the first row head first and he’s out of it!!! Tommy Matrix is getting up to his feet and he rubs his head with his hand to see if there’s any bleeding but there’s not and he’s still trying to shake the effects of that punch off...and he falls backwards into the ringside area and he’s propping himself up against the ring...Diamond Dallas Scott does a baseball slide but he missed him and he slides right on through and hooks the head of Tommy Matrix and nails him with the “Diamond Killer”!!!!

William Ragne: 1…..2...and Damien Simons makes the save!!! Obviously wanting to be the one who puts Tommy Matrix out of this match! He double Axe handled DDS to the back of the head and now Damien Simons hooks Diamond Dallas Scott and it looks as if he’s going for a body slam and he does and he’s just body slammed Diamond Dallas Scott right across the top of the guard rail and DDS writhes in pain and falls off!!!!

Tony Bologne: DDS is going to have severe vertebrae damage!!!

William Ragne: Damien Simons is going to climb over the guard rail but over the top ropes comes Jon Sullivan and he’s flying in the air and what heighth he got on that jump!! He comes crashing down on Damien Simons and he’s hurt himself in the process as well but Simons is down and all four mean are down on the ground!!!!

Tony Bologne: That right there is why people say that’s he’s the best high flying big man in the game today!!!

William Ragne: These men are all broken and Sullivan is kicking his legs on the concrete in pain trying to block that pain out of his mind, and he crawls over and covers Damien Simons..1…...2….thre….NO Simons got his shoulder up at the last possible second!!! I don’t know how he kicked out but he did!!

Tony Bologne: Sullivan said to himself that one didn’t work and he’s going over to make a pin attempt on Tommy Matrix 1, 2, and Tommy Matrix slides his little frame out from underneath Jon Sullivan! This match is still going on Sullivan can not believe that Tommy Matrix has kicked out!! He’s getting right in the referee’s face, and my god these men are nose to nose and the referee is not backing down at all..and I don’t think he knows who he’s dealing with here! Jon Sullivan backs up and he spits in the referee’s face!!!

William Ragne: Yeah Jon put the referee in his place!! That’s a boy!

Tony Bologne: Sullivan turns his back and the referee wipes the spit off his face and he acts as if he’s going to charge Jon Sullivan and Sullivan turns around and holds his fist in the air and the referee get’s scared and backs off!! By this time Tommy Matrix has made it to his feet, and Damien Simons is coming up from behind Jon Sullivan and Tommy Matrix goes for his version of the Super Kick on Jon Sullivan, but Sullivan ducks out of the way..and Tommy Matrix has just plastered Damien Simons with the kick and Simons is down again, and Sullivan nails Tommy Matrix with his version of the super kick, aptly named the Sullivan Kick and Tommy Matrix is down!!!! Jon Sullivan covers 1……….2……..The referee pauses and tells the referee to count the pin 3!!! Tommy Matrix has just been eliminated by Jon Sullivan!!!!

Tommy Matrix has been eliminated

William Ragne: A deliberate slow count by the referee for Jon Sullivan and this ref sucks we’ve got to get Teddy Bare out of here!!

Tony Bologne: Sullivan smelling blood goes for the pin on Damien Simons 1…………………………………………..uh………………………………………...2…………………...umm……………...Damien Simons kicked out!!!

William Ragne: This is absolutely ridiculous!!! That was the slowest count I’ve ever seen and Sullivan is not going to stand for this and he’s again getting in the referee’s face!!!

Tony Bologne: He started this whole mess and he deserves what ever he gets because of it!!!

William Ragne: Look at that sniveling coward Teddy Bare!!! He’s begging for his life!!! He looks like you in our match up earlier in the night!!

Tony Bologne: Shut up Will!!!! Sullivan has him by the cuff of his shirt and I’m not sure what he’s going to the referee and from behind Damien Simons nails Jon Sullivan with a low blow and Sullivan instantly let’s go of the referee and turns around and he’s holding his crowned jewels in pain, and Damien Simons lifts Sullivan up over his head and he’s going to Gorilla Press Slam him across the apron and he throws him and Sullivans heading right for the guard rail and Diamond Dallas Scott nails Jon Sullivan with the Diamond Cutter and Sullivan’s neck has snapped off the top of the guard rail!! And what a move and Sullivan falls limp backwards and Damien Simons hoooks the leg and the referee counts 1,2,3!! God I couldn’t even spit the numbers out fast enough!!!

William Ragne: That was fast count!!! That was a fast count!!! He can’t do that!!!

Tony Bolonge: He just did and the CWA-East Heavyweight Champion has just been eliminated from a combined effort by DDS, and Damien Simons!!!

Jon Sullivan has been eliminated

William Ragne: Sullivan should still be in this match!!!

Tony Bologne: Well he’s not so just leave it at that!! He’s gone and Diamond Dallas Scott and Damien Simons are the only one’s left and DDS is coming over to Simons side of the guard rail or at least he’s trying to! The back is still bothering him!

William Ragne: Damien Simons goes over to Diamond Dallas Scott and he hooks him and he delivers the Devil’s Drop!!! Good Gawd Damien Simons covers Diamond Dallas Scott 1…..2…...3!!!!!!!!!!! Good God!!!!

Tony Bologne: Damien Simons has won the Titan of the Turnbuckles Tournament!!!!!

William Ragne: HE’s going to go onto the April Pay-Per-View to face the CWA World Champion!!! I never thought Simons would be the man to walk out of this tournament the winner!!!

Tony Bologne: That’s what’s great about this tournament anyone can win!!! We don’t just say it!! Anyone can win!!!

Marvin Maxwell: The winner of the Titan of the Turnbuckles Tournament is Damien Simons!!

William Ragne: Damien Simons is going up the ramp way after a hard fought battle and oh my god it’s Beld Painkiller, Dr. Midnight, and Ric Justus and Beld Painkiller is beating the stuffing out of Damien Simons and the Ric Justus is running towards the ring with that surfboard infront of him, as Dr. Midnight has the wheel chair is carrying him down to the ring!!! My god Dr. Midnight’s got that enema bag full of marbles!!!!

Tony Bologne: This must be what they were talking about backstage!!! Ric Justus has hopped that guard rail and he picks Tommy Matrix up and tosses him over the guard rail!!! Ric Justus then finds where Sullivan is lying and he starts nailing him with the pointy end of the surfboard!!!!

William Ragne: There goes Dr. Midnight towards Tommy Matrix and Matrix looks up and he’s met right on the top of the head with that enema bag full of marbles!!!!

Tony Bologne: Beld’s taken the gauss off Damien Simons head and he’s reopening the would on Damien Simons forehead and Damien Simons is bleeding profusely!!! This is nuts!!

William Ragne: We’re out of time!!! No!! No!!! You can’t miss this...You can’t miss this!!!

Tony Bologne: Oh My God!!!!!! I can’t believe that!!!

(Scene fades to black.)

CWA-East
January 2000
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