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Nashville, Tennessee
A TWF Reunion Pay Per View is on the air!
Three year anniversary of the south's premeir wrestling organization.
Promoted by Don Haney and Stohler Entertainment Incorporated
Your announcers: Lance Russel & Dave Brown
Plus: Dan McKnight, Tom Ripetto & Red Simmons
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A limo pulls up to the back entrance of the Gaylord Entertainment Center. Don Haney, carrying up a roll of documents, runs out as the door opens. Geri Stohler, flanked by two security guards, exits the limo. Don: "Geri, so nice to see you again!"
Geri: "Don, the pleasure is all mine! The announcement, have I missed it?"
Don: "No, no, we're saving it for later in the show. Will you be present for the awards ceremony?"
Geri: "I'm afraid I have to cross some t's, dot somei's, but I'll be in the back if you need me. You did sign all the papers I faxed you..."
Don: "Yes, but of course..."
Geri: "ALL of them?"
Don nods enthusiastically, handing her the roll of documents. Destructo, wearing his CWA World Championship belt, walks up from behind the car.
Des: "Hey, is Malcolm in there? Let me say hi to Malcolm..."
The security guards seize Des.
Don: "Don't cause an incident, Des. Just go inside, please."
Crazy Joe walks up to Des and the security.
Joe: "Don't make a bad situation worse, Des, we have things to take care of."
Joe takes Des by the arm. Geri nods and the security guards let go, then surround Geri.
Geri: "Let's get inside."
Geri, Don, and security walk inside as the limo drives off. Des stays put, pouting, until Joe drags him away into the opposite direction.
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We go to the locker area of the arena where we see several former TWF superstars in attendance. Chris Fothergill-Brown is talking with NBK and Steve Xodiak... Don Haney is with the High Flying Homies.. Dan Sweeny is sharing some advice with the Dealers in Smack... and Donald McKee is sharing stories with Apox, Armageddon, Venom, Ryan Windsor and Aaron Blaze... so many of the past greats have shown up tonight to be a part of this anniversary event.
And surprisingly, Don Haney has spared no expense in showering his current roster and former employees with a humongous spread! Tables are lined with lobster tails, ribeye sandwiches, dozens of fresh fruits and vegetables... Havok is shown along with Hex Jaxon enjoying some caviar... Dickie Wreenkle is stuffing lobster inside his jacket! This promises to be quite and evening!
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Opening bout: Former TWF stars: Scumbuster Brown vs. Herb Cox Wreenkle
Lance: The always popular Scumbuster had a big win just a few minutes ago and delighted the crowd once again! Although he seemed a bit out of shape, Scum was still more than a match for Herb Wreenkle...
Dave: Yeah, but after it was over, Adam Young, a former CWA cruiserweight champ appeared and attacked Herb, giving him a severe beating! I have heard that Young is after the entire Wreenkle family!
Lance: Young demanded that the referee declare the run-in as an official match and finally, Donald McKee slithered down to ringside and told referee Bobby Sharp to ring the bell... Young dropped Herb on his skull and pinned him and then started screaming that he was better.. "than any stinking Wreenkle!"
Winner: Adam Young
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Donald McKee is seated in the back, on the telephone.... "Yes, I know he told me to get his approval on everything but I am head of the championship committee darn it! And I should have the right to make decisions on my own! Right... you're on I-40 and about to hit the downtown exit... right! Ok, I'll make sure and get your entrance backed up a bit.. maybe we can get Lodi and Glacier to bring theirs home early and give us some extra time? Uh huh.....yes... I think he will be very, very proud of me as well?"
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Dave Dexter has just arrived in the arena for.....oh no he just got attacked by the WAKKOS. They have crowbars with them. LB3 is kicking Dave Dexter's behind..." I told you I'd kick your butt!!!" The Wakkos have stuck! But wait, Dexter is on his feet... He throws a garbage can and nails LB3... the Wakkos have left the area!
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Winner receives Tennessee Title Shot: Tim Haught vs. Eric Ray Vaugn
Lance: Tim Haught was interviewed on Friday and said some very rude things towards some of the competitors here in the TWF. We have word that Don Haney has fined him $3500.00 for his use of one foul word and the use of the word, masturbation, within his interview.
Dave: Well, Haught continues to stress to everyone that he has a "real" life and isn't interested in the PPV? Makes you wonder why he came to the TWF in the first place? His opponent is one Eric Ray Vaugn, a man who has shown us nothing since he returned to the mat wars. ERV is limping already, maybe using that bum leg as an excuse?
Dan: Reckon he's looking for a disabiluity
Lance:I don't know what he's looking for but I can tell you what he is about to be handed!
Dave: Haught scoops the leg, drops an elbow to the thigh and then spins ERV over... a sharpshooter of sorts!
Lance: Vaugn is tapping... he wasted no time tapping.. he has lost his desire to compete guys! Tim Haught just defeated Eric Ray Vaugn and will earn himself a shot at the Tennessee title at the same time.
Winner: Tim Haught
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**Flash to the back where The Dick is looking for uneaten food on the ground when he is blindsided via a shovel from OutKast. OutKast puts the shovel into The Dick's face and then drops it.**
OutKast: "That's nothing! Just wait til we get in the Room of Doom you dirty old laying has been!"
Lance: Man, old Dick just got whopped!
Dan: Hey, I like anyone that calls Dickie Wreenkle a dirty lying has been!
Dave: Dickie is Tennessee wrestling, you should be ashamed!
Dan: Correction Dave, he "was" Tennessee wrestling, in the 80's!
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Winner receives TV Title Shot: Brian Allen vs. JT Cash (Marcus T added to match)
Lance: TWF President Don Haney came out and announced that he had been very dissapointed with both Cash and Allen's work ethic! He chastised them in the ring for missing several interview sessions this week and told them in no uncertain terms that neither of them were deserving of a title shot! He said that he had a guy that would make their world rock upside down and then Marcus T. came down to ringside! Haney said that the match was now a 3-way dance and the winner would get the TV Title shot!
Dan: Marcus was a buzzsaw of activity when this started and we are now some four minutes in and he hasnt slwoed down a bit!
Dave: Cash has been driven down to the floor! Marucs T grabs Brian Allen...
Lance: He's got him set up... Ax kick to the head.. Allen is down and Marcus T goes for the cover... 1----2---3! And in his debut match in the TWF, the legendary Marcus T has garnered a shot at the TV title with this big win!
Dave: Got to say that it is an impressive beginning!
Winner: Marcus T
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**We cut to the top of the arena where we find OutKast standing. He wears blue jeans, a black tshirt, a black trench coat, and his silver sunglasses. The wind is a slight breeze and as he notices the camera, he takes off his sunglasses and begins to speak**
OutKast: TWF...I come before you tonite trying to prove I am the most Hardcore wrestler that ever graced the sport of wrestling. I do this by taking on several people in the Room of Doom. I take them on and try to defeat them. Of course I can do it, I've had to overcome much more than this before.
**OutKast puts his foot on the ledge**
OutKast: Then we have the World title battle royal. Some outstanding participants are in that thing. I personally think that I might be able to pull it off if I keep the right frame of mind. But there are truly some gifted talents in that bunch.
**OutKast sighs**
OutKast: Well, time to go to my locker room and prepare for the Room of Doom. TWF...get ready...cause I'm the DEFINITION of HARDCORE!!!
**Cut back to Lance and Dave**
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*Shot goes into the back halls of the arena where we find Quan talking on a cell phone*
"Yeah man, I got him going good! No no, it's easier than we thought! All I have to do is TELL Dylan that our opponents offered me some money and he matches it without almost any questions! I am telling you man, the guy is so obsessed with winning that he doesn't even bother to check if my story is on the up and up!"
*Pause*
"Well, I'm just going to keep increasing the payments every match. Yeah, I think I am going to try for the Pay Per View bonus tonight, well I am going for $50 since the title is on the line. And hey, if we manage to pull that off, I can REALLY bring in the bucks then! OK, talk to you soon."
*Quan hangs up*
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"Holy Man" by One Minute Silence begins to play as "Surething" Adam Young starts towards the ring in a BTW t-shirt. The fans are booing and hissing as he slides into the ring and is handed a mic.
Adam: Man do you guys every air out this bingo hall or what. Yes TWF it is me the man who believes in calling a spade a spade and a Wreenkle a Wreenkle.
A handfull of fans start chanting Racky...
Adam: Hell keep calling his name folks. I wont him to step threw those ropes and come get the beating his daddy never gave him. I'm here to make sure that my fellow BTWite Destructo gets a fair shake tonight. He is behind enemy lines and has no friends here. But as long as one TWF official has signed me to a contract with TWF I mine as well kick some butt.
Adam pulls a piece of paper from out of his back pocket.
Adam: This right here is a open contract for any TWF wrestler to fight me in a Texas Death match on the very next TWF PPV. So if there are any pieces of Tennessee trash in that locker room back there who think they can make me quit sign on the dotted line. I'll leavce this over at the announce table so they can get it to Don Haney himself and by the way have a terrible night.
Adam slides out of the ring and places the cointract on the announce table.
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Winner receives Mississippi Title Shot: Justin Fare vs. The Dark Man
Lance: This young Fare has quite a background guys, quite well educated for the wrestling business!
Dan: Heck, I'm a school teacher and here I set!
Lance: Sit
Dan: Huh?
Lance: You sit, not set.
Dan: Quick talking in riddles Lance... The Dark Man attakcs but Fare is quick on his feet!
Lance: Fare with a drop toehold and in and out of several amateur maneuvers, he looks well trained in the finer points of the sport guys.
Dan: Well whoop dee doo~! Maybe him and Dylan Jones can wrestle a gentlemans match?
Dave: The Dark Man tries for a lariat but Fare reverses it into a guillotine snathc and falls backwards, he's got the guy pinned tight..
Lance: Referee Big Phil collapses and counts..1----2----3! Fare wins!
Dave: I like the looks of this young man! We need more guys that the young fans can look up to and JustinFare seems to be one of those guys... impressive debut! And he now guarantees himself a shot at the newly created Mississippi Title!
Winner: Justin Fare
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Dave: And it looks like we have something going on in the back.....
(Scene moves back to a hallway. We see MERLIN laying on the floor, apparently unconscious. Spray painted in black across his chest are the words "BE PREPARED". Scene goes back to ringside....)
Lance: it looks like our Mystery Man has struck again!! I wonder if it could be Panther? It certainly looks like it, as that is his trademark phrase!! I hope we can get to the bottom of this soon.......
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Winner receives Hardcore Title Shot: Interrogator vs. Father Wolf
Lance: Wolf comes out strong and dominates the Interrogator.. we're two minutes into this match and thus far, Gator has shown us very little! Wolf looks like a man ready to stand on his own.
Dave: What has happened to Gator? The guy is but a shell of his former self?
Dave: Too many laxatives, you suppose?
Lance: Fans, Wolf just drove a knee to the jaw and now follows that with a tornado DDT.. Gator is down.. I think he is out? Referee drops for the count... 1------2-----3! Father Wolf just got himself a shot at the soon to be crowned Hardcore Champion!
Winner: Father Wolf
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Lance: I hear there is some type of situation in the back....What could this be?
Lobo is down clutching his knee while there are two bent crowbars next to him.... Dr. Midnight and Ric Justus are there attending to him..... He's on his feet and doesn't look at all happy!
Lance: Those damn WAKKOS have struck again!
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Disco Night Fight: Trey Reed vs. Bam Bam Bell vs. Tulip Givins
Lance: I have to be honest with you guys, I am not really looking forward to this match at all..
Dave: Yeah, I know, three guys in the ring... two of them self proclaimed fairies and..
Dan: HEY DAVE! Lay off the guys sexual persuasion will you? That has nothing to do with him earning a paycheck. If the guys a toosie roll.. so be it!
Lance: Oh brother...
Cut to the back as the match continues.....Dan Sweeny: Hey Marcus hi ya doing pal?
As Dan Sweeny reaches out for a hand shake Marcus just stares at him with a cold hard stare. Dan Sweeny face shows a very puzzled look.
Dan: Umm Marcus what's that matter. A little nervous, by the way who is this guy?
**The lawyer whispers something in Marcus ears and Marcus nods back.**
Lawyer: Hi Mr. Sweeny I'm Jack Limpskin, Marcus' lawyer, and I'm here to negotiate his contract.
**Then a shock comes across Sweeny face.**
Dan: OH YES!! I've forgotten all about his contract.
Jack: That's right Marcus is yet to be signed back to the TWF the legal and proper way. So we will save you and ourselves some time and pulled this nice contract up.
**The lawyer digs into his brief case and pulls out a stack of papers that are stapled.***
Jack: As you can see we must say that's a pretty fair contract, one that I'm sure that you would have any problems what so ever about it.
**Dan takes a look over the papers in a matter of minutes and his mouth drops to the floor.**
Dan: Hahah funny, really, where is the real contract.
**Marcus and his lawyer does not break their cold hard look, they just stand still and stare Dan right in the eyes.**
Dan: Y Y You got to be kidding me. This is a joke right? Haha, I'm laughing now.
Jack: I assure you Mr. Sweeny this is no joke. This is the correct contract.
Dan: But I can't aprove of this, this is down right ludacris. Marcus, pal, good buddy. You can't be serious.
**Marcus gives his lawyer another nod..**
Jack: Sorry Mr. T has given me strict orders to do all the talking. He will not talk until negotiations are final. Now if you don't mind, sign right here.
Dan: Yes I do mind!! No way in hell will I sign this god ugly contract. I mean you are asking for a bit to much, if this is the case I'm sorry but we don't need your service Mr. T..
Jack: You can see the numbers I have on page 3 and what it could mean to your company.
Dan: Yea it would mean the ending of Haney's company. Now Marcus I was there for you when you where down and out. I was there for you when your other fed closed down, and when we reopen I personaly came to your house and asked for you to come back. Not as a wrestler but as a friend willing to come back and have fun with some old faces. Now, I did not have to do all of that, I could have easily left you on the back burner and allowed you to waste your talent in some other lame fed. I will not sign this paper, so you can just take it and shove it right up your....
**Dan slams the papers in Marcus chest, but Marcus is held back from any violent actions.**
Jack: One second, is that a threat? Since you want to make threats to my client, I will see to it that we will use every thing in our will power to see you found guilty in the court of law. And since you want to get all big and bad we will make sure this contract is signed either the hard way or the easy way. We'll keep in contact Mr. Sweeny..
Dan: Yea what ever.
**Dan watches Marcus and his Lawyer walk off shaking his head in disgust.***
Lance: This has been disgusting....Trey Reed wins the match but Bam Bam Bell and Tulip Givins have apparently found a love interest in one another and have left the ring together.. hand in hand.. leaving Reed down in a heap in the ring... this is sick and I hope it ends the TWF's infatuation with the homo crowd!
Winner: Trey Reed
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Unveiling of the new TWF corporate headquarters!
Lance: Here comes Don Haney, along with Chris FB and Dan Sweeny.. I think it's time to hear about the new TWF headquarters..
Haney: Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that tonight, I announce to you the sight of the new TWF headquarters. We have been courted by everyone from Bank America to Bell South, wanting us to work hand in hand with them within the confines of their luxurious office complexes but... our decision has been made. Please look at the giant screens and feats your eyes upon the new corporate headquarters for the TWF...."
That's correct! The TWF headquarters will now be located at Fitzgeralds Hotel and Casino in Tunica, Mississippi! Never fear.. we aren't leaving Tennessee, heck.. Tunica is just fifteen minutes from Memphis anyway! But this will give our great athletes the opportunity to enjoy the finest in facilites when doing business with the TWF. I invite each of you to visit Fitzgeralds every opportunity you get and check out the TWF while you are there. Someone will be manning the office complex 24 hours a day... Thanks, and enjoy the rest of this great show!"
Dan: I wonder what Jon Jones thinks of that? I bet he falls off the wagon..ha ha..
Dave: Tunica? I knew Haney loved the night life but he had to move the TWF to a casino?
Lance: Oh boy.. by golly!
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Mississippi Heavyweight Title Match: Loser leaves the TWF: Lodi vs. Glacier
Lance: Fans, this next match is the one that was signed exclusively by Donald McKee, the chairman of the TWF Championship Committee. Apparently, McKee felt like his talents were being under utilized and he went and created a Mississippi Heavyweight Title, the winner gets the newly created title, the loser will leave the TWF!
Dave: It's kind of odd Lance? The only time that Haney has ever promoted in the state of Mississippi was when he would load the roster up and head down to the casinos in Tunica. Maybe he plans on expanding the fed into other areas?
Lance: Could be Dave, but right now, referee Big Phil Phillips has called for the bell and we will see just which of these two men will carry the new strap? They lock up and it's Lodi into a go behind...
Dan: That's a move he stole from Jade and Trent, the kings of the go behind!
Lance: Shut up Dan.. let's try to be serious here?
Dan: How can you be serious about a Glacier & Lodi match? I would have preferred that Haney brought back Rugged CD Carroll and Slinger Stinger!
Dave: That CD Carroll became Big Boy Bell, did he not?
Lance: Who knows? Can we have a match without discussing the gay history of the TWF? Lodi just hit Glacier with a monster turbo chop to the nose and follows that up with a savat kick to the chin! Glacier looks like he's going down? Lodi has a sign, he is holding up a sign that says... "LENNY LANE- YOU'RE NEXT!" He grabs Glacier and goes for a press slam but nails the ref in the chin... big Phil is choking on his own spit! He is in the corner and gagging!
Dave: Hey! There's Dave Dexter running in from the back.. He just powerbombed Lodi!! Dexter retreats quickly as Big Phil Phillips recovers...
Lance: Lodi has been decimated by Dexter! Glacier rolls over... 1-----2----3! Glacier has beaten Lodi and is the new Mississippi Champion!
Dan: Reckon Dexter likes Glacier's outfit or something?
Dave: I don't know but I do know that Lodi will now leave the TWF, compliments of one Dave Dexter!
Winner: Glacier / Mississippi Heavyweight Champion
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In the back where Don Haney has cornered Quan... "Hey big fellow, how's it hanging?"
Quan: "Doing good Haney, you got my item to promote the TWF?"
Haney: "I sure do old chap. Given this a lot of thought and figured I would make money on both ends... so I got these for you, a brand new pair of tights!"
Haney tosses the bright yellow tights over to Quan, who holds them up... right on the seat are the words..
EAT AT BIG JOHNS BBQ
FREE SLAW WITH TICKET STUB!
796-2790
"What do you think buddy? I charged them 200 bucks for the ad!"
Quan: "I guess a deal is a deal..."
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Hog Troth Match: Elmer Adonis Jr. vs. Canadian Patriot
Lance: Fans, this is certainly an institution when it comes to the TWF! A nasty, stinking hog troth has been placed near ringside and two of the fattes.. I mean, the largest men in wrestling are on their way to ringside! The winner of the match is the man that can put his opponent into the troth!
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Meanwhile, as the match progresses....Don Haney is signing a former TWF star back into the family...
Haney: Havok, my friend, it is good to have you back home where you belong! I trust that our standard TWF contract...plus this handsome signing bonus will be sufficient?
Havok: It is excellent! $100,000 can always go a long ways!
Haney: By the way, if you ever run up on your old tag partner.. Hex? He might even be here tonight? See if he might be interested in coming back to Tennessee permanently?
Havok: Will do Mr. Haney and it's good to be back.
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Dave: Elmer is in the troth! The Patriot just dumped him inside! Oh my gosh! He is covered in three week old buttermilk! This is more sickening than the gay match! The Canadian Patriot may have just preoven that he is indeed the best big man in the sport today as he wastes no time in finishing the son of the late Elmer Adonis!
Winner: The Canadian Patriot
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I Quit Match: Brother vs. Brother: Panther vs. Merlin
Lance: Merlin has already made his way to ringside and looks as confused as ever. This guy really needs psychiatric help. And now, here comes the always popular Panther! The crowd is up and cheering him... as always! A guy that has never betrayed their trust.
Dave: And look Lance, that's his other brother, Punisher and their cousin, Rainmaker! Two more former TWF greats have returned for this mega event.
Lance: And it looks like those two are gonna be hanging around in Panther's corner? Merlin looks a little ticked about all his family members siding with Panther, referee Ben Pace says ring it... and here we go!
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In the back.. Don Haney is talking with Chris FB... "Chris, I got a bad feeling about this deal between Stohler and Wentworth. Sure, it is gonna make me a millionaire but heck, I was already one!"
Chris: "What do you mean? You have checked everything out haven't you?"
Haney: "Yes, certainly.. and that's why I got a bad feeling!"
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Lance: Merlin tried the big sidewalk slam but Panther brilliantly found the opening and nailed his brother with the big heartpunch!
Dave: And when he nails that move, you can kiss it goodbye! Panther has gotten a huge win here tonight! Now then, let's listen in...
Panther has grabbed a microphone... Punisher and Rainmaker stand shoulder to shoulder with him... "MERLIN, blood lies thick. I taught you.... tonight a hard lesson. Now you have a choice. Either you join the rest of the family and take care of business, or leave us and get ready to perish! It is your choice brother!"
Lance: What's he going to do? What's he going to say?
Dan: I hope he says he's joining a monastery! Another of his rambling goofyisms and I am gonna hurl!
Dave: Merlin looks at his family.... he walks to the back, never saying a word! So I guess then we will have to wait until later to find out how this ends?
Winner: Panther
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Don Haney makes his way down to ringside and grabs a mic... "Ladies and Getlemen, on behalf of Stohler Entertainment, I would like to share with you the following...
Geri Stohler, on behalf of H. Malcolm Westmoreland, will announce their new venture following the pay-per-view. This new conglamorate will have a controlling share of the ownership of the TWF. This new venture will provide all the financing for TWF's projects (the new corporate headquarters, the hall of fame, etc.). I will stay on as President of the TWF. A Chief Executive Office will be announced at a later time. Thanks for attending tonight's event and please enjoy the remainder of the show.
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Music City Street Fight: The Great Tojo vs. Rob Blondie
And now in to provide play by play for this match.. Let's welcome Tom Ripetto!
Tom: Thanks guys and it is good to be back in the TWF for this memorable night. I have certainly drawn a wild match.. Oh wait! Look!
Lance: Tom, Blondie just came thru a curtain and nailed Tojo in the back of the head with a 16x20 photo of Lloyd Bridges!
Tom: Tojo's cranium is already gushing blood as that thing shattered on impact.. Blondie grabs Tojo and tosses him onto the entry ramp and begins stomping away! Tojo is trying to crawl on all fours towards the ring but Blondie is relentless and is kicking him at every turn!
Referee Ben Pace is now getting in between the two men, allowing Tojo to get inside the ring... Blondie pushes the ref out of the way... and heads inside but Tojo recovers and drives a shot into the throat of the movie man! Now it is Tojo who goes on the attack... he is chopping and fisting and stomping... these two men hate each other!
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Away from the match for a moment....Don Haney has been summonsed to the back where Chris FB has located the missing Johnny Carteris...
Chris: "You are not going to like this Don! Carteris is dog drunk!"
Haney: "What! He's got to sober up, him and Lobo are in a match tonight!"
Chris: "He's never gonna get sobered up by then Don.. he is loaded!"
Carteris: "..lo Mixter Haney.. I be good in a sometime... *BURP*...I..ugh!"
Carteris passes out in a puddle of vomit!
Haney: "Good grief! This man needs help.. Chris, I want him in AA tomorrow! And as for tonight, we have got to figure something out.. Lobo can't go out there alone?"
Chris: "I'm on it now boss!"
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Dave: Commissioner Dan Sweeny has now arrived at ringside and has ordered that this match be stopped! Tojo has shown such brutality tonight that this may be the first time that a Street Fight Match has been stopped! This guy is definitely the Oriental Assasin!
Lance: Blondie looks like his shoulder might be seperated? Tojo has gone absolutely insane! Security is in here and they have hog tied him to the ground.. the man is crazed! If I have ever seen a man that should be heavily fined for his behavior, it is the Great Tojo!
Winner: Rob Blondie by order of Dan Sweeny
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TWF Commissionership on the line: Dan Sweeny vs. Donald McKee
**Donald McKee makes his way down to the ring before his match with Dan Sweeny**
McKee: "Sweeny, just so you know...no hard feelings at all. I just am going to have to kick your ass plain and simple. Don't blame me, though. I'm not the one who made this match up. Don did, so blame him for you getting your bones broken in this ring tonite."
**Crowd boos**
McKee: "You dare boo a winner? Boo a man who will hopefully one day be able to prove to Mr. Haney that TWF is nothing without me? Fine then. I don't need fans. I don't need anyone. All I need is to take the TWF Commissionership from Daniel Sweeny...so get out here, Dan!"
**Tosses the mic out of the ring**
Lance: Well, one of these guys is gonna be running the show, that's for sure!
Dave: Well, with Haney around, they are gonna help run the show..ha
Lance: They lock up.... Hey! Look, at ringside, that's Marcus T and his lawyer... he's still waving that contract... And Sweeny is now standing there along the ring ropes, shaking his head back and forth telling Marcus T..NO!
Dave: McKee is complaining to referee Ben Pace who is now trying to calm McKee down.
Lance: Marcus T jumps up on the ring apron and is really brow beating Sweeny... Dan appears to be rationale thru all this?
Dave: Marcus T turns his back on Sweeny... he reaches into his pocket... what's he doing Lance?
Lance: FIREBALL!!! Right into Sweeny's face! Marcus and his lawyer turn and walk away as Sweeny falls to the mat... McKee sees him lying there.. he covers Sweeny up... 1----2----3! Donald McKee is the new TWF Commissioner! Sweeny catches a fireball from Marcus T and is layed out and.... and now look?
Dave: McKee has called for a wet towel and has it over Sweeny's face. He's helping the former commissioner up and to the back... Good gosh, would someone tell me what is what and who is who?
Winner: NEW TWF Commissioner: Donald McKee
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**In the back Marcus is greeted by Red Simmons.....
Red Simmons: MARCUS!! What on god's green earth are you trying to do?
BBMT: Shut up! (you can here fans boo in the background.) From here on out I will not say a word. I will allow my actions speak louder than my words. Jack Limpskin will be my mouth, until that contract is sign, sealed, and delivered I will not explain any more of my actions. I will attack every wrestler and any wrestler with out rhyme or reason.
Red: But Marcus arn't you contradicting yourself? I mean you say that you are going on this one man war path cause they will not sign your new contract, but now you say you will do it with out any motive or explination.
BBMT: There you have it, I just added more confusion to all of this. And it shall go unexplain until...
Red: Until when? What are you talking about?
***Marcus shows the sign of him ziping up his lip and locking it with a invisible key, afterward pretending to throw away the key. He gives the interviewer a cold hard stare and walk away.***
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(Lobo is sitting backstage smoking a cigar, when Don Haney walks up to him, seeming a bit nervous.......)
Lobo: What's go you so fraggin' worked up?
Haney: ACK! Haven't you been listening to me?!! There is no way Carteris can wrestle in this condition!! What am I going to do? There is no way to get you a credible partner on such short notice!!
Lobo: Haney, don't you think the "Main Man" saw this coming? For frag's sake, the situation is under control! I've got a partner already!
Haney: What....who? There are thousands of people that have paid good money to see you wrestle. Don't even think of making a mockery of this tourney.
Lobo: I thought ya liked surprises. Look, the 'Bo has already made the call, and the calvery is on it's way. Trust yer Uncle 'Bo. You think he is going to screw up this shot at the titles? You oughtta know better then that, ya bastich!!
Haney: Who is your partner?
Lobo: Before ya git that info, the "Main Man" needs two promises from ya.
Haney: ACK!! Promises..... this is a very bad night to screw with me, Lobo!!
Lobo: This ain't no joke, Haney. My demands are very resonable. Unless ya just want to go on out there and tell all the fans that the "Main Man" is missing in action? And don't worry, I ain't asking for more money!
Haney: No extra pay? Why didn't you say so........
Lobo: First...... ya give the "Main Man" and his partner a one-time I.O.U. for any title shot we may want, singles or tag team, and any style match we want for that title.
Haney: I can live with that. And the second item?
Lobo: I'm figuring my partner is gonna be a few minutes late for the match with Jade and Storm. You gotta suspend the tag rules for a couple of minutes and let the 'Bo start the match alone!
Haney: Hmmm...... it's your title shot!! You realize there's good chance if you go out there alone, you may not survive till your partner shows up?
Lobo: Bite yer tounge, Ya Bastich!! The "Main Man" can hold his own against any two or three men in this whole fraggin' fed!! Do we have a fraggin' deal or not?
Haney: Who is the partner?
(Lobo whispers in Haney ear. Haney looks at Lobo first in disbelief, then smiles........)
Haney: How did ya manage that? I made a reach for him weeks ago, and he told me to drop dead.
Lobo: I'm a bit more persauvsive. You made the wrong offer. He ain't interested in money. But'll he'll be here.
Haney: Okay, you got it!! Hell, this might even turn out for the best!! Go get'em, 'Bo!!
Lobo: Betcher' arse!!
(Lobo walks away. Haney smiles to himself.........)
Haney: One less problem to deal with. I don't which is worse....... his ego, or the fact that he probably can hold his own out there for a while........
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TWF World Cruiserweight Title Tournament semi-finals:
Racky Wreenkle vs. Lord Byron III vs. Jade Diamond
Lance: Fans, while we enjoying that interview with Lobo and Don Haney, the first of our cruiserweight title matches took place.
Dave: It was 100% excitement from the get go as Racky, LB3 and Jade Diamond really put on a show! Let's turn back the clock for the finish of that outstanding match!
Lance: Here you see LB3 going upstairs, about to perform some wild aerial maneuver on Racky Wreenkle.... but Jade rams into the turnbuckle with his shoulder and causes Lord Byron to go sailing into the first row where he is mauled by this woman....the same woman that has had front row seats at every Don Haney promoted PPV for three plus years...
Dave: This large woman attacked the 168 pound Lord and beat him senseless with her handbag before he could escape!
Lance: But while that was happening, you see Racky sneak in behind Jade, give him the old lowblow to the family jewels and then put his feet on the top ropes and pull off the quick three count... a very cheap win by Racky Wreenkle!
Dan: Why does it have to be cheap? I thought it was brilliant!
Lance: The guy has become a jerk, his daddy should take him behind the woodshed.
Dan: No, don't go there, I hear LB3 and the ugly woman have first dibs for the woodshed!
Lance: Ugghhh let's move on..please!
Winner: Racky Wreenkle
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TWF World Cruiserweight Title Tournament semi-finals:
Dylan Jones vs. Trent Storm vs. Darrel Anderson
Here we get three of the very best of the best... all young guys who still have many great years left in them...
Dave: Boy howdy! Look at them go, as the bell rings.. Jones and Anderson are fast friends while Storm seems to be the odd man out!
Lance: Don't think when that bell rang that Dylan and Darrell will do anything less than 100% to win this thing, and I don't think it's in their makeup to doubleteam Storm!
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In the back where Don Haney is talking with Racky Wreenkle..."Nope, no way! I am not signing that match, I don't care if you and Anderson did agree to it! Both of you guys are proven money makers and I'm not losing either of you. What would I gain from it? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! So you can forget the loser leaves the TWF deal.. it ain't gonna happen tonight my friend!
Racky: Well, I got ways that will make him wish he was gone from the TWF.. you just watch, you old bastard!
Haney: Get your scrawny little white ass out of here before I kick you back to your daddy's house trailer! I can't believe that you are my nephew!"
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Lance: Dylan has locked the frostbite on Trent Storm but Anderson races over to break it up... it is truly every man for himself here!
Dave: Storm just jacked Anderson with a shady move, the Dirty Bird is down.. Now, he goes for Jones...
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....scene cuts to the back where LB3 and some sort of delivery man are talking....
Delivery Man: So your the one who ordered these cases of Voodoo?
LB3: Yep. now hand them over.. after what I just went through, I should drink them all!
Delivery Man: Sign here please...ok they're all yours
LB3: It's time to end the era once and for all.....
LB3 starts destroying the cases of Voodoo with a crowbar. I'd hate to see who cleans this up!!
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Lance: Storm has Anderson locked in the full nelson... Racky Wreenkle is racing to ringside! The referee, Ben Pace, is down from that four way collission! What's Wreenkle doing? He's got a chair.. Storm is motioning him inside the ring!
Anderson is out on his feet... Racky swings the chair but..
Dave: The Iceman steps in front of Anderson and Storm and takes the full effect of that chair shot.. Storm drops Anderson to the floor and starts badmouthing Wreenkle.. Wham! He nails Storm! Racky sees what he has done as referee Ben Pace recovers. Wreenkle can't believe what happened! He slides to the floor and starts cursing himself.. Anderson drapes an arm over Storm... 1--------2-----3! Darrel Anderson has won the match and will face Racky Wreenkle for the Cruiserweight Title!
Lance: Do you believe this? Anderson is on his knees checking on his friend, Dylan Jones... it appears that both men are ok and have recovered and now they support each other as they head to the back!
Winner: Darrel Anderson
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TWF Hardcore Title Match: Inside the TWF Room of Doom! The participants are:
Trent Storm--Glacier--Dougie Aines--HBM--Outkast--Dickie Wreenkle--Jon Jones--MOX and Bernard "The Ebonics Ninja"--Gomer Mathis
Lance: This thing was an original idea of Mr. Haney, who never met a bloodbath he didn't like.
Dan: I heard he's a big investor in Heinz ketchup?
Lance: Whatever Dan.. none the less, we now see all the participants standing on the floor of the room and security chief, Mack Tharp has just hit the switch which will lower the room some ten feet down, where there is no escape.. and it looks like all the weapons and plunder await these men!
Dave: You know that the TWF has added a tenth man to this event, the king of knocks, Gomer Mathis!
Dan: Gawleeeeee!
Lance: It has begin and we see OutKast immediately grab an ax handle and whack Bernard with it! Gomer is busted open like a juicy prune!
Dave: MOX has somehow produced Excalibur! He is swinging it wildly.. Dougie Aines lowballs MOX and he drops the huge sword!
Lance: HBM grabs that sword, he has Excalibur and he.. he just crowned MOX, right in the back of the head.. oh that had to split MOX open!
Dave: Jon Jones drives an umbrella into HBM's side... OutKast just clawed Dickie Wreenkle with a garden rake! Trent Storm is pounding on Glacier with a coconut.. now a pineapple!
Lance: HBM sees what is going on around him and is trying to scale the wall.. he is trying to escape!
Dave: There is no escape from the room of doom! He is kicking at Gomer and Jones.. trying to find a way out of here, I suspect he is having second thoughts now?
Dan: Can you blame him? This guy is a presidential candidate and he gets stabbed with an umbrella! Where's the secret service?
Lance: Bllod is pouring from the back of Mox's head, right where that sword laid him open.. Has HBM murdered him?
Dave: He doesn't look good guys! Bernard, the Ebonics Ninja is out! He just caught a claw hammer to the temple and he is down.. hard on the concrete floor!
Lance: Now HBM is trying to weasel his way down a storm drain..Look at that! He is actually trying to fit into that drain!
Dave: Dougie Aines jusy lambasted OutKast with a quart of motor oil.. now the guys start slipping and sliding everywhere!
Lance: Glacier just got wasted! It's Jon Jones, the gambling guy who connected with a bottle of Vinegar to the side of Glacier's head.. he is ripped open and is down!
Lance: Mox is trying to get to his feet but the blood loss is massive... Don Haney is standing above the room and has ordered EMT's to drop a gurney down and get MOX out of there!
Dave: Meanwhile, Dougie Aines has lifted Gomer up.. he drives him headfirst into the concrete wall! Gomer's head crunches up under him and we here a sickening thud! Gomer is down, and lifeless! EMT's have been able to lasso MOX onto the gurney and are lifting him out of the room... Hey Look!
Dan: That a boy HBM! He has jumped onto the bottom of the gurney and is being pulled up with MOX... HBM has escaped the room of doom!
Lance: What a coward! And he wants to lead this nation.. the yellow dog! Only five men remain... OHHH! The Dick just got clobbered by OutKast and Trent Storm who nail him with a double dose of bricks to the skull.. Dickie is down.. and out!
Dave: OutKast from behind.. He whams Storm with a shovel... and then drills Aines in the face.. Jon Jones tries to move in but OutKast nails him in the lower regions... OutKast is the only man standing!
Lance: Haney has ordered that the room be raised... Referee Ben Pace is pointing at OutKast.. He is the new Hardcore Champion!
Dave: In just a few short minutes, we have seen two terrible injuries as MOX is being taken away by ambulance and Gomer Mathis looks like he may be badly injured?
Lance: We will update you on their status as soon as possible... when will this madness end? This is truly horrible!
Winner: TWF World Hardcore Champion: OutKast
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Announcement concerning the unveiling of the new Tennessee Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame!
Don Haney has come down to ringside and is apparently about to make an announcement about the brand new Hall of Fame.. let's listen in....
"Fans, it's great to see so many of you here tonight for the third anniversary of the TWF... a rebirth of sorts! Over the past three plus years, we have given you some of the greatest moments in the history of the sport! The TWF began as a tiny little promotion that showed in the smallest of venues but here tonight, we have proven that we can fill any arena in the world! You are all quite familiar with the history of the TWF... becoming one of the most widely recognized feds in the world in such a short period of time. How we became the TCW.. and then the TCWF.. and finally, we grew into the CWA, a combination of five federations working under one banner and the most powerful wrestling organization in the USA! Our history is checkered with many great names, great feats,and great events... and thru all the various federations that have sprung from that banner, they have all originated right here in the state of Tennessee!
The TWF honored many men as members of their Hall of Fame and that shall never be taken away from them but tonight, we are happy to announce that the plans have been laid for something new and exciting.. The Tennessee Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame! The Hall will be located in Hohenwald, Tennessee where those that will be eventually enshrined into this prestigious group, will forever have their names displayed for the world to see.
The first inductees will be announced at the May PPV which will take place in Knoxville, Tennessee and be called TWF LEGENDS! We will be giving out information later in the week about how these men will be chosen... but until then, enjoy the rest of this great show!
Lance: By golly Dave, I have been to Hohenwald a time or two and that's the perfect place for the new Hall.
Dan: I live in Hohenwald Lance.
Lance: Really? What have you been doing since you left the announcing field?
Dan: I am a school teacher Lance, I head the alternative studies, I watch over the juvenile delinquents! Not much different than being here in the TWF?
Lance: Are you ever serious! Good grief....
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In the back where Haney, Fothergill-Brown, McKee and Sweeny are hobknobbing with some more former TWF stars.. Jobber the Hutt is raiding the buffet table.. The Seminoles are discussing the first ever PPV with Marv Ellis and Frank Letters.. there's Mike Haggar, best known for his IWA run than here in the TWF.... Ricky Showers and The Golden King are discussing a tag team, they could call themselves.."Golden Showers"... Professor Perfect is explaining the details of his latest book to Sy Lent, Cannibal and Thor.... and look, there's Mr. Internet being led out the door by security! He is screaming that he's the best that ever was! Apparently he arrived uninvited?"
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TWF World Cruiserweight Title Match: Racky Wreenkle vs. Darrel Anderson
Lance: Fans, our last interview segments ran very long and we apologize for some of our technical slips that are occuring tonight but this match, for the TWF World Cruiserweight Title is almost six minutes in and these two bitter rivals are going at it like madmen! Anderson has surprised Wreenkle with a very viciosu offense and you have to wonder if his alter ego, Ray, has not shown his self?
Dave: I agree. The Dirty Bird has never been as violent and Wreenkle seems shocked at his attitude!
Lance: Anderson lifts Wreenkle up.. he has him on his shoulders.. Hey! Hey!
Dave: That was intentional! Racky Wreenkle just kicked referee Big Phil Phillips in the jaw and the big man goes to his knees!
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We flash to the back where paramedics are feverishly working on Gomer Mathis, who was seriously injured in the Room of Doom match. when Dougie Aines drove him headfirst into the concrete wall!
We see that they are performing CPR!
Red Simmons: Guys... well.. I hate to say this, but once again, the TWF has seen one of it's bright young stars perish in an on the job accident! Gomer Mathis is no more! Paramedics just gave up on CPR maneuvers and have pronounced Gomer dead on the scene! How many more times must a TWF star die before Haney and his goons cease these horrible type matches? Gomer was only 25 years old and he will be missed! No doubt, he is already "Knocking" on heavens doors! Back to you....
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Lance: What a tragedy!
Dave: He will be missed!
Dan: But now, back to the action where Anderson has apparently snapped out of his "Raymond" personna as the sight of the official down on the ground has brought him back to goody two shoes mentality!
Lance: Racky is trying to get to his feet... Uh oh! Here comes Dickie! He tosses his son something... what was that?
Dave: He jumps in the ring and shoves the Dirty Bird!
Lance: Anderson powerslams the Dick and the crowd goes crazy! OHHHH!
Lance: Silver dollars go flying as Racky connects! Now we know what Dickie had... Racky hooks the leg.. Big Phil crawls over...1-----2----3!
Dave: OH #$@#! NO! This is $%@#!
Dan: Can we say those words Dave old chum?
Dave: Look at that little bastard and I say those words literally!
Lance: The Wreenkles just screwed Darrel Anderson out of the Cruiserweight Title.. this is awful!
Dan: Wheeeeeeeee!
Winner: New TWF World Cruiserweight Champion: Racky Wreenkle
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TWF TV Tennessee Title Match: (Four Corners Match) Dave Dexter vs. Jade Diamond vs. Dr. Winston O'Boogie vs. Dr. Midnight With special referee: "The Fabulous" Jackie Fargo)
Lance: The first man to score a pinfall is the winner of this match, which features current Tennessee Champion.. Dave Dexter, the legendary Dr. Midnight, the other TWF Dr... Winston O'boogie and Jade Diamond, who seems to be favoring his left ankle?
Dave: We see all four men battling.. the two Docs and Diamond and Dexter, who have really been going at it lately, on TWF television!
Lance: Midnight is chopping at Winston as Penny Lane grimaces at ringside!
Dave: Diamond and Dexter go down to the floor where Dexter is really working over Diamond!
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We again cut away from the current match to....
In the back, we see EMT's and... Hey, that's MOX, he is out of the ambulance! He is covered with blood and ... truthfully, he looks insane!
Tom Ripetto: I am standing here guys where we were about to get and update on MOX but....
Suddenly, MOX gives Ripetto a stunner!
Lance: What the devil!!
Dave: Here comes Donald McKee.. MOX attacks the chairman of the championship comittee and lays him out!
Lance: Several wrestlers are charging the scene... Rico Santini gets DDT'd! Dale Sandusky gets tossed into a dumpster! The Tacos are powerbombed to the floor! MOX has gone wild, he's crazy! Security has rushed to the scene and he is fighting them all.. he is laying waste to five-six guys!
Dave: Mack Tharp arrives with several more security guys and now here comes the Metro Police Department! They are laying the pepper spray to MOX! I have never seen anything like this!
Lance: They are still brawling with him in the hall and as they head down, HBM, who is in our next match walks out of his locker area... MOX attacks the TV champion!
MOX is clawing, fighting, beating, stomping the man that laid him open... He grabs the TV title belt and hammers Meyers in the face!
Dave: MOX catches more pepper spray.. he is gasping but is stil fighting! HBM is able to wiggle away, grab his belt and hightail it out of here!
Lance: They have finally got MOX out of here and it looks now like he may be headed to the Metro Davidson County Jail.. what a nut!
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Dan: Can we stay with the matches that are happening, pleease?
Lance: Fans, while we were away, Trent Storm and Trey Reed have come out of the crowd and have started a three way attack on the Tennessee Champion! Along with Jade Diamond, they have done a number on Dexter!
Dave: Dr. Winston is laughing at what is happening on the outside, he and Penny Lane are pointing at Dexter... what' so funny Doc?
Lance: Dr. Midnight from behind... he rolls up Winston.. two huge handfulls of tights from the Doctor!
Dave: 1-------2-----3! Dr. Midnight has won the Tennessee Title!
Dan: Why are the fans cheering Midnight? The guy just cheated and 13,000 people are applauding him!
Lance: They love him... that's why!
Dave: Security has arrived at ringside and are ushering the three attackers away and you got to know that Dave Dexter is not gonna like the results of this match~!
Winner: New Tennessee Heavyweight Champion: Dr. Midnight
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TWF TV Title Match: Heartbreak Meyers vs. Heartbreaker Ric Justus with Special referee: Panther
Lance: Well, we got a real donnybrook here as we get the battle of two icons, and both using a from of the "heartbreaker" monicker.
Dave: Justus is as big and bad as they come but HBM has shown us that he is one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of the sport!
Lance: Here they go! Justus charges in and lays a couple of hards shots to the chest and Meyers goes to the floor...
Dave: Back in the ring where Justus grabs the champ and gorilla presses him above his head.. He slams HBM to the mat and Meyers is back down to the floor..... what's in to him tonight? First, he is escaping from the room of doom by any means possible and now this?
Lance: You know, I can't poor Gomer off my mind... so sad!
Dave: He will be missed..
Dan: HBM rolls up Justus..1-----2-Kick out!
Lance: I remember the first match Gomer was in... he was a nice guy!
Dave: He'll be missed!
Dan: Have you guys thought about the action you are missing as you wax emotional about toothless Gomer?
Lance: And his interviews, how he always tied everything to "Knocking" how he would knock this guy, or knock that guy... terrible tragedy!
Dave: I really miss Gomer!
Dan: The Heartbreaker tries for the Scales of Justus but HBM slips away... He goes for a leg sweep but Justus blocks it... Now he pokes Justus in the eyes... Boot to the chest, boot to the stomach, hard chop to the torso... Referee Panther moves in for a closer look.. Justus is blinded from that eye gouge..
Lance: HBM grabs the special referee and appears to be asking him for his vote?
Dave: Justus can't see and grabs Panther... POWERBOMB! He just laid the referee, Panther to waste! HBM is pointing to his head, an obvious referance to his superior mental abilities, I assume?
Lance: Panther is weakly signalling the timekeeper to ring the bell as he just DQ's Ric Justus! Heartbreak Meyers has shown me that he has some of the qualities needed to run this country... by hook or by crook!
Winner: Still TWF TV Champion: Heartbreak Meyers
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Hey! What the devil is this? Barry Savage and JJ Pierce hit the ring followed by Dougie Aines and another man who has never been seen in the TWF arenas ... HBM turns around and BLAM ! JJ Pierce nailes him with a boot tothe midsectio and a DDT , Justus is caught by a clothesline by Savage ... Panther grabs for Savage but is nailed from behind by DDA .. the fourth man is stomping on Panther with DDA .. HBM looks like he is dazed ... Pierce pulls him up and another DDT ... DDA and the mystery man are really laying into Panther .. the crowd is going crazy as garbage is being tossed into the ring. Savage is on top of Justus and is feeding him some vicious rights into the head. Pierce tossed HBM out of the ring and moves to Justus and begins to help Savage with the beating . DDA climbs on top of Panther and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf on him .. Pierce locks Justus into a crossface chickenwing on the mat while Savage is calling for a mic that gets tossed into the ring. The mystery man has ripped the referee shirt off of Panther and tosses it into the crowd.
Barry: "Well Tennessee what the hell do we have here .. from the looks of it I am seeing the same of crap that was a year ago when I left .. and a few weeks ago when Haney tried to sign me ... same inbreds as always .. but be that as it may as all of you can see the band is back , the Texas Outlaws Incorperated is riding high and I am in the drivers seat again ... Panther nailing DDA last week was a bad idea .. Justus .. well being you is a bad idea .. and HBM .. sorry bro' not hard feelings , business is business and you got in the way .. now o nto the second thing .. the man I have brought with me .. the newest memeber of the TXO Inc , he is the man who will carry on my legacy when I leave .. IF I ever leave .. he is the "Hardcore Outlaw" JT SAVAGE ! Yea you heard right Savage .. my boy ... so the whole family iis here and we ain't leaving till we get what we came for ... where it all began the TV Title ... it is coming home with me tonight 'cause I am the BEST d*mn TV Title holder this state has ever seen ... but before we take out leave there is one more thing we have forgotten .. one last piece t othe puzzle and Don .. Mr Haney take a close look at this one .. ladies and gentlemen introducing the last member of the TXO and the brains behind the whole operation and the ONLY man to have ever pinned Don Haney GW Perry !"
** The crowd goes into boos and hisses as from the curtains walks GW Perry .. Iron Man the old NWA theme song is playing as he walks towards the ring .. he is wearing a shirt with a picture of the Big Red Scare on it with the old NWA logo .. he enters the ring and takes the mic from Barry **
GW Perry: "First off I have been waiting for ages to say this .. Haney .. you have run from me but you can never hide .. I am back and I have brought the cavalry with me again ... Barry , JT .. James and DDA good to see you boys , TWF your prodigal sons have returned and we are ready to make things a little interesting .. not with just the TXO and their mentor but having added the mat skills of another Savage .. JT , the Hardcore Outlaw .. Tennessee you are in for a long HOT summer and we are going to be right in the vortex of it all .. Haney just remember without me you are nothing and I am more than ready for a rematch .. after all I am the only man to have ever pinned you .. beaten you .. taken from you something that was valuable that you cherished .. come get some Donny boy I will be wating .. and TWF .. your all going to be in for a SAVAGE END !!!"
The TXO let go of their victims and exit the ring but not before Barry grabs the TV Title and walks away with it. .the crowd is booing and hissing and tossing garbage at them all lthe way to the back!
Lance: Brother, I don't believe this? The TXO has returned to Tennessee.. Donald McKee must have given them a contract, you know Haney would never let these thugs back in here.. Holy Cow!
Dave: Fans, these guys have definitely made themselves a part of this TWF reunion!
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TWF World Tag Team Title Match: (Semi-finals)Diamond & Storm vs. Lobo & Carteris
Lance: Okay fans.... I think some questions are going to be answered in this next match, as we continue with the tonight's tag tourney.
Dave: We've all been wondering just who Lobo's partner is going to be. Personally, I think it's going to Ric Justus or Dr. Midnight. That's the only thing that would make sense to me. Perhaps we may see the reformation of the Unholy Alliance tonight!!
Dan: That would be a sight! But anyway,..... Jade Diamond and Trent Storm are in the ring now, and from the sound of the crowd, they have quite a base. I guess the rumors about Jade doesn't seem to bother them at all.
("War Machine" by KISS plays over the loudspeaker as Lobo makes his way down the isle. The He gets a huge pop from the old time TWF Fans........)
Dave: I guess Lobo's partner hasn't made it in yet after all! Lobo is ringside, and he and Jade are doing some serious trash-talking. Jade and Trent are inviting Lobo into the ring. Lobo circling, telling referee Mike Hinson to have them give him some room.
Lance: Hinson calls for the bell........ it looks like Trent is gonna start this one. Lobo in the ring now.
Dave: I can't believe Lobo has actually showed up to the ring without a partner. Lobo and Storm lock up, collar and elbow. Pushing back........ Lobo gives a huge shove and backs Trent into a corner.
Lance: Hinson calling for a break....... Lobo with a cheap shot! Hinson missed it!!
Dan: They lock up again, Lobo pulls Storm into a side headlock, Storm pushes Lobo into the ropes...... Storm bends down for a backdrop....
Lance Lobo saw that one coming, and drops Storm with an elbow to the back of the skull. Storm back to his feet quick and is met with a series of right hands. Storm is dazed ....... Lobo with a scoop slam and goes for a quick pin.... ONE.... KICKOUT!
Dave: Lobo pulls Storm to his feet and sends him for a ride....... Storm returns and Lobo takes him down with a clothesline. Lobo with drops a knee to the head, and hooks the leg for a cover.... ONE.....TWO.....KICKOUT.
Dan: It's a little too early to go for these pins I think.
Lance: Don't forget that Lobo is by himself out there..... he needs to get this done quickly if possible. Lobo tosses Storm against the ropes, Lobo bounces off the opposite side......criss-cross...... A knee to the back from Jade Diamond, and Lobo's down!!
Dan: Lobo back up, and Hinson is admonishing Jade!! Trent goes for a super-kick to Lobo's head..... Lobo ducks and Trent nails Hinson in the back of the head..........
Dave: Hinson is out cold!! Lobo and Trent are slugging it out..... the fans are getting vocal as Jade takes Lobo down from behind with a kick to the back of the knee.
Lance: Lobo is in a bad spot now with Hinson out. Diamond and Storm are starting a huge double-team effort! Lobo is on the mat, and they giving him a series of kicks and elbow drops......... they pick Lobo up together.....BIG POWERSLAM!!
Dan: They've got Lobo tied up in the ropes now!! Lobo can't even defend himself!! Jade has dropped down to the floor for a chair. Hinson is still out cold! This could be it for the "Main Man"!!
Dave: Jade in the ring with that chair. He lets Lobo think about for a minute, then rears back and slams the steel onto the top of Lobo's head!!
Dan: It looks like that was a bad chair shot. Lobo is gushing blood from above his left eye......
Lance: The fans are trying to rally behind Lobo. Storm has the chair now, and is going to get in his turn at batting practice!!
Dan: Something is happening in the back.....some of the fans are getting excited......
(the crowd goes beserk as a man dressed in blue jeans, black boots, and black Unholy Alliance t-shirt comes running down the main isle.....)
Dave: My lord, it's Odin!! It's Odin!!
Dan: It looks like Lobo's former partner is back!!! Trent hops out of the ring, and runs at Odin with that chair, Odin puts a boot up at the last second and slams the steel back into Storm's face!! He grabs Storm and DDT's him on the floor!!
Lance: This crowd is beserk as the big man makes his way into the ring. The odds have most certainly been evened now!!
Dave: No lie there, Lance. Diamond and Storm are now facing argueably the greatest tag-team in TWF history, Lobo and Odin!!
Dan: I wonder if this was planned all along?
Lance: No time for that now!! Hinson is back up...... Odin and Jade meet and start trading punches.... Odin with a right, then Jade, now Odin.... Odin blocks a right from Jade and then returns one....Jade is stunned..... Odin with some quick lefts....
Dave: Jade is swaying.... Odin with an uppercut! WHAM!! That took Jade off his feet and on his back...... Odin scoops up Jade.... he tosses Jade over the top rope. Jade lands on Storm, who was just getting back up!!
Lance: Odin is on fire and the crowd is responding!! Odin now checks on Lobo, who is still bleeding pretty good..... Odin gets Lobo over to the corner. Lobo's gonna take five.
Dave: Jade and Storm are regrouping also. Hinson is calling for the action to continue...... Jade is in the ring now... he and Odin lock up...Odin slips to the side and takes him down with a drop toe-hold. Odin floats over and grabs a leg, he comes down with an elbow to the back Jade's right knee.
Dan: Odin back up with that leg. He stepe over and has Jade in a half-crab. Odin leans back...... Jade manages somehow to turn and grab some hair..... he yanks back on Odin's ponytail......
Lance: Hinson missed it!! Odin breaks the hold..... Odin gives Jade the boot. He grabs Jade by the hair and pulls him up.... Jade with a lowblow!!
Dave: That hurt!! Odin is sucking air, as Jade follows the lowblow with a knife thrust to the throat. Jade tags in Storm, he immediately hammers away at Odin. He tosses Odin to the ropes and comes off with spear that takes Odin down hard! Storm with a cover.... ONE.... TWO......KICKOUT!!
Lance: Storm pulls Odin to his feet.....standing dropkick takes Odin back down. Trent pulls Odin back up again and whips him hard into the corner.......
Dan: Storm from the opposite corner........Big Splash!! Odin drops and Storm goes up top......... the crowd is trying to rally Odin..... Storm off the top.....Missle Dropkick!! Trent rolls up Odin.... ONE.....TWO......LOBO MAKES THE SAVES!!
Dave: It looks like Lobo is back with us..... Odin is slowing way down, and Storm seems to be getting all charged up. Storm grabs Odin and delivers an atomic drop......... Odin is hurting, and Storm takes him back down from behind with a running clothesline.
Lance: Jade Diamond is back up in his corner as well.
Dan: Storm rolls Odin up in a small package...... Hinson with the count...... ONE.....TWO......LOBO PULLS HINSON OUT OF THE RING!!
Dave: Lobo getting close to a D.Q.!! Hinson is admonishing the "Main Man".
Lance: In the ring, Storm and Jade plant Odin in the mat with a double-running power slam!! Storm goes back to the corner. Lobo is back in his corner..... Jade covers Odin, and Hinson slides back into the ring for the count........ ONE....... TWO....... FOOT ON THE ROPE!!
Dave: Odin acting on instinct there!!
Lance: Lobo is reaching for a tag, but Odin is too far away.... Jade sends Odin for a ride.....Jade comes off the ropes with a flying body press....... Odin drops to the map and Jade lands on Hinson!!
Dan: Hinson is down for the second time in this match!! Lobo wastes no time going to Odin's aid. Lobo knocks down Jade with a fist, Trent jumps in the ring and gets the same...... Jade is back up..... Lobo knocks him down again...
Lance: Trent swings at Lobo, the "Main Man" ducks low, spins Trent around, and nails him with an atomic drop. Trent stumbles towards the ropes, and Lobo dumps him over the top rope with a clothesline from behind.
Dave: Lobo and Jade are going at it now. Lobo's face and chest is covered with blood from his earlier cut!!
Dan: Odin is back on his feet and goes after Trent on the outside. Hinson is back up....... Lobo whips Jade into the ropes.... Lobo flies off the opposite side and brings Jade down with a a flying shoulder!! Lobo jumps on Jade and starts hammering him with short right fists.
Lance: Odin and Trent are in the ring now...we've got a four way happening now...... Lobo has Jade locked into a crossface!! Hinson is checking but Jade is hanging on..... Lobo applies more pressure.
Dave: Trent pulls Odin back down into a small package...... Hinson is watching both guys...... Hinson with the count on Odin... ONE......TWO......
Lance: JADE TAPS OUT!!!
Dave: THREE!!
Dan: Which is it? Hinson has called for the bell....... Did Jade submit, or did Odin get pinned first? Haney is on his way to the ring.
Lance: Hinson is explaining to him........Haney nods and grabs a mic.
Dave: Here we go..... Haney is gonna give us the winner!!!
Haney: Referee Mike Hinson has determined that the winners of the match and advancing to the World Tag Title finals is..... Lobo and Odin!
Lance: Oh man, by golly what a call by Blind Mike! It's the two men that once ran with the Unholy Alliance, Lobo and Odin!
Dave: Boy, Storm and Diamond don't look at all happy... what a decision this one was!
Winner: Lobo and Odin
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TWF World Tag Team Title Match: (Semi-finals) The Wakkos vs. Perfect Strangers
Lance: Here comes the second match, which will determine who meets Lobo and Odin in the finals for the World Tag Titles!
Dave: Referee Ben Pace can hardly get the bell ringing before the Wakkos attack! Man, what an odd pair? LB3 is like a 168 pound runt while HIM is a giant of a man at well over 300 pounds! The Iceman and Quan are trying to battle back but the sneak attack has definitely got them at a disadvantage!
Lance: Ben Pace moves in and tries to get the four men broke apart... sending Him to one corner and Jones to the other.. it's LB3 and Quan in the ring now
Dave: Quan starts throwing some hard slaps at LB3... what's the wakko doing though?
Lance: What the devil was that? LB3 has his hands by his side and just dove into Quan's knees!
Dave: It's called the SALMON.. Lance!
Lance: Well, did he come to swim or wrestle? Good lord!
Dave: HIM is arguing with that woman at ringside.. the one that tried to beat up his partner!
Lance: Look out gang, she's got backup!
Dave: Him just jumped to the floor and has gone into the crowd! Quan and Dylan just stand there and look at each other... and then at the Wakkos as LB3 has joined his partner!
Lance: This is one of the craziest moments I have ever seen! The Wakkos are battling the two big broads in the crowd as the ref... he counts them out! Do you believe this?
Dave: Perfect Strangers are going to the finals as the Wakkos blow their chance at gold to fight two fat ladies in row one! TWF security has arrived quickly and have gotten into this mess, sending the Wakkos to the back! Don Haney is down there now, trying to smoothe some hurt egos and feelings... oh brother!!
Winners: Dylan Jones & Quan
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A few seconds later.....(President Haney steps into the arena, a smile across his face. He calls for a mic and the crowd hushes.)
Don: Affirmative Action has brought us a newly discovered talent. This man recently rampaged his way through the NEGWA, exploding through the ranks and leaving even those on top in his dust. Well we managed to pick up this hot young Superstar at the perfect time. Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present to you former NEGWA United World Heavyweight Champion...ANDRE REESE!!!!
("Army of Me" by Bjork booms over the PA as the large form of Andre Reese appears from behind the curtain. He wears a lot of gold and a dark green business suit. Those in the crowd that know the name, throw their drinks and their curses towards him. Andre smiles and shakes Don's hand. Don hands him the mic.)
Andre Reese: I have just recently conquered an entire federation.
(Loud booing)
Andre Reese: The NEGWA is like a professional wrestling farm system...but a useless one. No matter how hard any of those sad, sad kids try...they are never gonna make it to the Big Leagues. Sometimes, I would step back from myself while I bashed one of their heads into an exposed turnbuckle, and I would almost feel sorry for them. Almost. The thought quickly faded away and I continued the destruction. And so on when my NEGWA career. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. An effortless cycle. It was inevitable that I lay in my bed with the NEGWA World Title draped across my waist wondering where I could go from here. And then I was introduced to the TWF.
(A loud "You're not welcome" chant)
Andre Reese: I saw some friends here...Jade, Trey, and Trent to name a few. But what really caught my eye wasn't my friends...it was the many possible enemies. The Dexters. The Haughts. The Destructos. The HBMs. True legends of the sport. Names that would actually prove something of me as I pinned them to the mat. I have proved my dominance over the New Generation already. It was time to move on.
(The booing continues growing louder)
Andre Reese: I did have some second thoughts on coming to the TWF. It almost feels like a professional wrestling graveyard. A place where the washed-up go to die. Let's face it...most of the roster will be wearing diapers before my unborn children do. But to defeat an Anderson. A Sweeny. A Wreenkle. THAT is what is missing in my career. And so I come here with one mission: To show the so-called "legends" of professional wrestling that their time has finally come. I am young. I am strong. I am black. They don't stand a chance.
(Andre drops the mic, smiling and waving to the booing crowd as he walks backstage.)
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Father Wolf wrings his hands in front of the locker room. Crazy Joe and Destructo walk by. Wolf: "Stohler, let me-"
Des holds his hand up.
Des: "Not now."
Wolf: "I need to know if-"
Des: "Talk to somebody else."
Wolf: "Where's Bullock?"
Des and Joe continue down the hall.
Wolf: "I heard you got Vince to hide him, Des..."
Des and Joe dissapear behind the corner.
Wolf: "I'm going to tell the world about Daniel Reede and your daughter, Joe... I'm going to tell the world..."
Cut to...
Another locker room.
Des and Joe open the door. Des peeks in.
Des: "Hey, uh... Brett?"
Des and Joe enter the locker room and slam the door behind them.
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In the back....
Red Simmons: Fans, I am here in the locker room of Jade Diamond and we are seeing the results of a vicious payback from one Dave Dexter! Diamond and his cronies, Trent Storm and Trey Reed caused Dexter to lose the Tennessee title earlier tonight but he has shown them that he will not take this lying down! Dexter broke into the locker room with three other men, who were wearing cloaks.. and as the other three jumped Reed and Storm.. Dexter took a huge log chain to Diamond's already gimpy ankle! EMT's on the scene say that it appears that it may be fractured! But either way, Jade Diamomnd's night is over and maybe his TWF career is put on hold for a long while? Reporting from the back... this is Red Simmons!
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TWF World Heavyweight Title Match: Battle Royal in the steel cage! The participants are:
The cage is down now where no one can escape. We will tell you that the makers of the cage have left just enough room for a man to be tossed over and hit the ground.. even a man the size of Canadian Patriot!
Dave: We will also tell you that of the thirty men scheduled to be in this match, eight have been scratched! They are Jade Diamond, Rob Blondie, MOX, Brian Allen, Eric Ray Vaugn and Interrogator for medical reasons.. Johnny Carteris is drunk... and Commissioner Sweeny has informed Don Haney that he felt it would be wrong for him to compete, as some might suspect an abuse of power?
Lance: But he is no longer Commissioner?
Dan: I understand that Haney is already preparing another position for him here in the TWF. He has got a lot of confidence in Sweeny!
Lance: Here we go and already... JT Cash gets tossed out by Trent Storm who must be smarting since his "friend", Jade Diamond is out!
Dan: Well there goes his other pal, Trey Reed is dumped by Ric Justus... OHHH! Justus gets the early exit from HBM and Dave Dexter!
Lance: 19 men in the ring and battling like wild... There goes Racky Wreenkle! NOOO! He grabs the bottom rope and dangles... but is able to slide back in!
Dave: Merlin just got belted by Outkast and he's gone over... Panther gives him a look like.. "Come on brother.. we have to work together?"
Lance: And now.. Tojo just went flying into Father Wolf and knocks him over the top... but.. Wolf hangs on and Tojo flies out with him! And look at Racky... he's over there, laying on the apron, trying to hide from the rest of the field!
Dave: What a jerk he is! Dr, Winston just dumped Tim Haught... and then Panther does the same for Winston... and then Dougie Aines from behind... he tosses Panther.. and then Dr. Midnight catches Aines not looking! Four guys go out in ten seconds!
Lance: The Canadian Patriot just belly bounced Quan over the top! And then he flips Trent Storm over as well.. not a good night at all for the Cadre!
Dave: Only ten men left now.. Oh ho! Now just nine as we see Jon Jones go over, compliments of Dave Dexter!
Lance: Racky Wreenkle is hiding behind the Patriot! Do you believe this? Racky weighs 179 and the Patriot must be 400 plus and Wreenkle is hiding behind the guy!
Dave: Dave Dexter and HBM are working together and they dump the new TN Champion, Dr. Midnight! Dexter salvages some payback there!
Lance: Only eight men remain until we have a TWF World Champion! There goes fat a$$.. I mean the Patriot! Lobo just hurled him out... and now, Lord Byron3.. the petite one gets tossed over by Dylan Jones!
Lobo charges along with Racky and they nail OutKast... He is over the top and we have but five men left!
Dave:HBM and Dexter still working as a pair... they just dumped the Iceman! Dylan Jones, much to the fans chagrin, has beem eliminated!
HBM and Dexter charge Racky Wreenkle but he falls to the mat and they nail Lobo! And the main man is out of here! Just three men left now.. What another great performance by Lobo, who is known as a tag team expert!
HBM and Dexter are working on the diminutive Wreenkle... They whip him to the corner..HARD! Racky's eyes are rolling.. Dexter grabs HBM and whips him towards Racky, he's gonna get murdered!
Lance: Racky instinctively comes out of the corner and he and HBM collide... what the..??
Dan: Look at that!
Dave: Racky and HBM have propelled each other over the top ropes... and to the floor! Dave Dexter is the new TWF World Heavyweight Champion! Can you believe this finish?
Lance: It looks like HBM and Racky hit together, if second place matters? What an incredible battle! Dave Dexter, the FWF icon has just captured the TWF World Heavyweight Title but how long can he hold the title, because in just a few minutes, he has to step back into the ring.. for the third title match of his evening.. with Darrel Anderson and Destrcuto!
Winner & new TWF World Champion: Dave Dexter
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TWF World Tag Title Match: Perfect Strangers vs. Lobo & Odin
Lance: Quan is still dressed in the Big John's BBQ tights! That Haney, he knows how to make a buck, you gotta admit that!
Dan: And he knows how to keep them too!
Lance: Here we go... it's Lobo and Quan to start.. Three great TWF veterans and one newcomer... Lobo takes Quan to the mat and starts raining down piston like blows! The crowd is counting along..7--8--9--10! Dylan Jones questions the ref, Big Phil Phillips, about the fists.. Lobo smiles at Dylan and tags in Odin!
Dave: So good to see these two back together again... they were two of the greatest! I sure hate that the Tank left.. man, the tag action around here would have been out the roof! That %#$@ HST Gonzo sure showed that he is no good!
Lance: Yes he did but let's hope that JackylFan recovers after some time off and makes his way back to the TWF? Odin whips Quan hard to the corner and he tags in Jones... they lock up and the Iceman immediately ties Odin up... what a technician he is!
Dave: He reminds me a lot of Les Thornton, remember him? The original man of 1000 holds.
Lance: Of course I remeber him... from England, great wrestler! We don't see enough of guys like Dylan anymore.. I mean, you take him, Darrel Anderson, Panther, and that's about the crop of guys that try and go strctly by the rule book... I am hoping this Justin Fare will fit in nicely with these guys?
Dan: Will you guys come off Memory Lane long enough to call the match? Jones just got a two count on Odin!
Lance: Lobo races in and breaks it up... Hey, there is the guy that made Perfect Strangers, Anthony "Sublime" Davis... the owner of the Sublime School of Wrestling. He has come down to ringside to cheer his guys on!
Dave: Lobo stays in the ring and starts battling with Jones... now we are seeing a scrap! Odin is getting to his feet as Davis... he just passed a bowling pin to Quan!
Big Phil Phillips is forcing Lobo back to the corner.. Quan eases inside the ring and cracks that bowling pin over Odin's skull! Dylan Jones is on his knees, trying to regroup and never saw that!
Lance: Now Davis has ran over and is mouthing off to Lobo.. the main man goes to the floor and decks Davis while Dylan tags Quan, who is smiling from head to toe! He hooks Odin's leg..
Dave: 1-----2-----3! Oh me, boy when Dylan finds out how this happened, he's not gonna be happy with his partner!
Lance: Lobo races into the ring and shoves Quan away... but it is too late! Davis applauds his men as he stands on the floor! Dylan Jones has just won his first ever TWF Tag Title, along with his partner, Quan!
Dave: Dylan walks over and grabs both of the belts from the bell keeper. He lifts his in victory and walks over to Quan, handing him his belt. What is this? Quan is shaking his head!
Quan: Dylan, you know I don't want the titles. You did. All I want is my money, so pay me so I can be on my way.
Lance: Dylan is shaking his head and reaches down into his boot. He pulls out about $50 and hands it over to Quan.
Quan: Just remember, I did you a favor. I could have earned the same amount by jobbing the match.
Lance: Quan walks off, leaving both belts with Dylan. Dylan continues to shake his head a bit, but then raises both of the belts in victory as he has FINALLY captured Tag Team gold for the first time in his career!
Winners: Perfect Strangers (Dylan Jones & Quan)
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Presentation of the TWF Heritage Award...
Don Haney comes down to ringside holding some type of plaque... He asks for a mic...
"Fans, so many times, we have those that have gone beyond their duties to give us a product that we can all be proud of. So tonight, I am going to present the very first TWF Heritage Award. This award is given for outstanding service to the TWF and to it's fans.. There are many that should receive recognition and eventually, many will do so. But on this night, one man will get that honor... and your adolation. He is the one man that has been with me thru thick and thin, from the inception of the TWF.. from the very first day.
The honor of the TWF's Heritage Award goes to...... Referee Mike Hinson!
The bulk of the crowd boos the bespecatcled Hinson as he races to the ring!
Lance: Blind Mike Hinson? Good grief! Let's please cut to something else...
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Rob Davies, mic in hand, stands with Crazy Joe and Destructo, who's holding his CWA World Championship belt.
Rob: "This is it! The title unification match the world has been waiting for! CWA and TWF, together at last!"
Des: "Don't let McNasty hear you say that..."
Rob: "Des, tonight, you're going against-"
Des holds his hand up.
Des: "Stop right there. They're going against me. Look at me, Davies, I am the rightful champion of the world. More importantly than that, this is MY world. This is the age of Destructo. That's the only name you need to care about right now. I've beaten everyone before, and I'll beat everybody again, if I have to."
Rob: "Will you be at ringside tonight?"
Joe: "I can't, Robbie..."
Des: "Yeah. the special ref's not allowing it... 'special' my ass... that guy's a joke, let me tell you a little something about-"
Father Wolf comes walking up.
Des: "Don't cut into my interview time, man..."
Wolf: "I want to tell the world the truth..."
Wolf points at Joe.
Wolf: "The truth about YOUR daughter's unborn child."
Des: "Well, Wolf, Joe and I already had a talk with Meyers about it tonight. And if you see Meyers limping tonight, ask yourself, is it because of the hard fight he put up in the battle royal, or is it because he's pissed off my Uncle Joe? Ask yourself that question when you crawl away tonight. Rob, this interview is over..."
Des walks away. As Rob lowers the the mic, Joe leaps onto Wolf and forces his hand inside Wolf's mouth.
Rob: "The mandible claw! My god, what a night!"
Security grabs Joe off of Wolf as Wolf passes out. Davies scurries away from the scene as medics attend to Wolf.
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World Title Unification Match:
TWF World Champion Dave Dexter vs. CWA World Champion Destructo vs. The Dirty Bird Darrel Anderson
Lance: And here we go by golly, the one we have been waiting for... Hey, who is that in the ring? The referee?
Dave: I know that Donald McKee was in charge of referee assignements.. that's MATT MOON! The president of the BTW.. Matt Moon? Why is the referee for this match?
Lance: Oh boy, oh boy, I don't like this from the get go...
Dave: Maybe McKee felt like we needed referees who weren't legally blind?
Lance: Moon is patting Destructo down but no one else? Now what's that all about? Matt Moon? I bet Haney is having a cow.. McKee is an idiot!
Dave: Now look...Moon tries to take the CWA belt away to hand to the ringside attendent, but Des plays tug-o-war a bit before letting it go. When Moon's back is turned, Des raises his hand. Moon turns around quickly. Des raises his hands in the air and pleads innocence..
Lance: Geri Stohler and Don Haney come out to sit at ringside together for the match. Des is visibly upset. Geri pulls out a handkerchief and waves it at Des, mocking him. Des turns his back on her and ignores the incident. This thing is full of intrigue Dan..
Dan: Yeah, and mystery too!
Dave: And now, Donald McKee comes down to ringside and is seated down the table from Geri and Haney to guard the new Unified belt, ring attendents whisking away the old, outdated CWA and TWF belts. Haney is giving McKee a diryt look and is mouthing the words..."Matt Moon".. McKee quickly looks off...
Lance: And the match begins...Dexter, Des, and Anderson all struggle with one another. The three men are showing why they deserve to be in the biggest match in the sport's history! The Diryt Bird nails Dex with a beautiful missile dropkick and then hits a shooting star press on Des! Anderson pins Des.... This might be it! Before Moon can count to 3, Dexter comes down on both with a legdrop. Des is stunned. Dexter rolls Des out of the ring, and he and Anderson battle. These two men are going at it like gladiators!
Dan: Hey, what's this?
Dave: Heartbreak Meyers comes to ringside and picks up Des, trying to slap him into consciousness. Meanwhile, Dan Sweeny and OutKast walk down, presumably, to root on Anderson. Comissioner McKee walks down... huh! He says only one of them can stay. Suprisingly, it is OutKast, not Sweeny, that he orders to go to the back.
Lance: McKee stands at Geri and Don's table. Sweeny is at one corner ringside, HBM is at another, trying to revive Des.
Dave: Why is HBM so interested in helping Des? What is going on here>
Dan: Good question Dave old chum... I think HBM just broke some smelling salts and is waving it under Des's nose!
Lance: Anderson just nailed Dexter with the missile dropkick, the same move that has Des on the floor!....he goes for the pin,........Matt Moon turns his back, walks away, and walks to the outside to help HBM revive Destructo!! What the hell?
Dave: Hey you doophus! Inside the ring! The crowd is counting the pinfall...5----6------7---and Dexter finally kicks out!
Lance: Hey, the commissioner is ..Look! Sweeny crawls in tp the ring, hits his hand to the mat 3 times, and points to Anderson as the crowd cheers. Darrel Anderson has done it!
Dan: Not so fast guys....McKee the mic.
McKee: "You're not the Commissioner anymore, Sweeny, you don't have the authority to make a count."
Lance: He's right.. I forgot that..HEY!
Dan: Sweeny nods... then hits Anderson with the Sweeny-Sizer!!! Sweet Mother of..!!Sweeny crawls out of the ring, and walks over to McKee, shrugging his shoulders.
McKee: "Hmmm... I'm gonna allow it..."
Lance: What in the devil? Haney is furious with McKee, but he is the legal commissioner!Des regains his faculties, and HBM and Moon help him back into the ring. Dexter and Anderson lie on the canvas. Des walks over to Anderson and executes a Gugliatta Powerbomb on him!! Oh NO!What in the world? ....he drags Dexter over Anderson. Sweeny and HBM get into the ring. Simulataneously, Des, HBM, Sweeny, and Matt Moon count a 1, 2, 3 pin for Dave Dexter!! Donald McKee walks into the rings, hands Des the belt, and exits the ring, walks up the aisle, and dissapears behind a curtain. Somebody tell me that this ain't happening?
Dave: Haney throws his hands up in shock. Geri takes a microphone. Sweeny and Dexter hold open the ring ropes as Geri walks in, pointing the mic at Des.
Des: "H. Malcolm Westmoreland... now that's a good guy to be friends with. And for you, Haney, a good guy to sell ownership in the TWF to. I knew you'd be willing to sell it to him before you would me. But you didn't know that he would elect ME, Destructo, as the Chief Executive Officer of the TWF... YOUR CEO, Haney... YOUR BOSS!"
Geri takes the mic, kissing Des on the cheek.
Geri: "And as H. Malcolm Westmoreland's business partner, and as wife of the most incredible man ever to fool YOU, Haney, this gets my full approval. Wait 'til Des tells you what we're calling this venture..."
Geri pats Dexter, Meyers, and Sweeny on the back, rolls Anderson out of the ring, exits the ring, and calls some medics to carry Anderson away, exiting with them to the back.
HBM and Sweeny help keep Dexter standing as Matt Moon exits the ring, physically restraining Haney from running into the ring. Des still has the belt and the mic.
Des: "And so, I bring you a new corporation to run the TWF... The Inner Circle!!!"
Sweeny and HBM applaud as Des straps the unified World Championship around Dexters' waist. Moon lets go of Haney long enough to applaud, but grabs Haney as soon as he makes a motion towards the ring. Des points the mic at Meyers.
HBM: "And so things come 'full circle' one more time. The Inner Circle has reformed in the eyes of many, but the few that read between the lines will see that it hasn't reformed at all. We were never gone, people. And now we are more powerful than ever before. Just take a second to look us over... just one second from your mundane existence. Dave 'Da Bomb' Dexter, Destructo, Dan Sweeny and yours truly. Name four men that can derail this train and I'd consider throwing you a quarter. To the rest of you, the Haughts, the Justuseses... or Justi as I suppose is correct, or the Jade Diamonds or the Dylan Jones'... you can't stop that which is unstoppable. And when you talk unstoppable, you talk the Inner Circle."
Des hands the mic to Dexter. Dave Dexter: "It's the thing that everybody wants to know.. it's the question that everybody has to ask... 'why?' Why would I join forces with Des, HBM, and Sweeny, when I've always risen to the top of any federation with ease, all by myself? Well if you really have to ask that question, then you're truly an idiot. Winners surround themselves with winners. That's the way it's ALWAYS been done. I listen to guys like Dylan Jones preach about respect and I just laugh, because it's about the biggest load I've ever heard of. The only kind of person you can TRULY respect is someone who's done just as much or more than you, someone who's on par or better than you. Well take a look at the four men in this ring because it just doesn't get any better. We've all carried federations, we've all won titles, and we've all dominated the competition. I dare someone to deny it. I dare someone to challenge us. Dan Sweeny, Heartbreak Meyers, Destructo, and Dave 'Da Bomb' Dexter, The Undisputed, Unified World Heavyweight Champion.. there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop us."
Dexter hands the mic to Sweeny.
Dan Sweeny: "That's right, and let me be honest for a second... Moon, make sure Haney hears this..."
Sweeny points at Haney, who is still being held back by Moon.
Dan Sweeny: "Kissing up to that stingy fat bastard for as long as I did, made me sick to my stomach. Ask Desmond, ask Brett, ask Dave... anytime we've met up, I've had to have a constant chaser of Pepto Bismol. How does it feel people, to be duped. You thought I made a turnaround? You thought I became a nice guy... well this nice guy is ready to kick each and every one of your asses. I hate Tennesee, I hate Tennesee wrestling fans, and this is just what they get. They don't deserve to have The Inner Circle in charge of the TWF... but they got it, and they better learn to live with it."
Sweeny and Dexter pass the mic back to Des.
Destructo: "The signature... YOUR signature, Haney... is on the dotted line... and the writing is on the wall. Let ALL the TWF hear it! The Inner Circle rules..."
Sweeny, Meyers, Dexter (with the belt around his waist), and Des hold each other's arms in the air. Moon lets go of Haney, who decides to sulk in his chair as Moon commands the timekeeper to ring the bell in celebration.
Winner: Unified TWF World Champion: Dave Dexter