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Thursday, April 12:
TWF Arena at Fitzgeralds Casino & Hotel
Tunica, Mississippi
Attendance: 1423
TWF Thursday Night Recap
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In the parking lot where we see TWF VP, Chris Fothergill-Brown riding the Casino shuttle bus to the front door... He is sweating profusely! Racky Wreenkle greets him on his way in...
Racky: What's wrong with you man?
Chris: My limo was stolen.
Racky: You where car jacked?
Chris: No when I came to the airport the limo that I was suppose show up in tonight was just driving off.
Racky: HA HA... The walk didn't hurt you any, fatty!.
Chris: I tell ya, if I ever find out who it was I'm going to knock his head off.......
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In the back where we see Don Haney talking with Dylan Jones, OutKast, Panther and Justin Fare.. "Guys, I need someone to step up to the plate here. And I'm not just talking about this whole Inner Circle thing either. I've dealt with sewre rats before, it's nothing new for me. But what I want from you guys is a pledge.. a pledge that you won't turn your back on the fans! Dylan, you and Panther and even OutKast have been three of the few guys that I have always been able to put my trust in, the two guys that have always stood up for what is right! I think you can take our young friend, Mr. Fare... I believe that you can count on him as well... We need some guys that the fans know they can trust, and you are those guys.........."
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As Dan Sweeny opens the door leading into the "Inner Circle" office, a plastic bucket empties from above, immersing him in a watered down, oatmeal-like substance, covering him from head to toe. On the side of the bucket is a label with the letters "E.P.K.K". Sweeney shouts in anger and looks around. No one is nearby. His clothes are ruined. He grabs the bucket and throws it across the room. His face red with rage, he has no choice but to grab a shower and get cleaned up..........)
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Opening Matches:
MOX defeated Steve Ziegfried in 1:21
MOX was out there screaming at the Ewoks and claiming he was being followed.. strange guy, this MOX! He threatened referee Ben Pace at first, then tried to grab the mic away from Red Simmons... finally, he brained Ziegfried, clubbing him with fist after fist. Honestly, I believe it was the first match I have seen where the pinfall was made after an opponent was beaten by fists! After the match, MOX attacked Simmons and tried to ram the mic into his left ear! Security was called out for the first time in the night to escore the deranged maniac away!
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(Camera shows Lobo, Odin, and Jim Moloney outside of the TXO locker room. Moloney has a fire extinguisher in his hands. He kicks open the door, spraying foam into the room. G.W., J.T. Savage, and J.J. are choking and gagging as Lobo and Odin, both armed with blackjacks, commence a quick beatdown on the TXO Inc. They attack quickly, and take off as security comes running down the hall, leaving the TXO lying on the floor...........)
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Dr. Winston defeated Rico Santini in 2:02
Winston wasted no time decimating the helpless Santini! After taking him down with a series of suplexes, Winston called his valet, Penny Lane into the ring and she did a lewd dance in front of Rico and asked him if he.. "knew what he was missing?" The Doctor then scolded Santini for ogling Penny and gave him a swinging neckbreaker.. leaving him looking at nothing but the ceiling!
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As HIM and LB3 are walking down the hall towards the locker rooms, Lobo, Odin, and Jim Moloney step out from a side room behind them. They hit them from behind with lead pipes, knocking them both to the floor. After kicking and striking the WAKKOS with the pipes several times, the trio takes off, laughing wildly, and leaving the WAKKOS trying to figure just what happened....)
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Dan Sweeny beat Bobby Davenport with a Sweenysizer in 54 seconds
Sweeny caught some huge heat from the fans who called him several names which can't be mentioned in this report! The former TWF commissioner was led down to ringside by the new commish, Donald McKee and the two looked like long lost pals! Sweeny basically mauled Davenport and then he and McKee grabbed the house mic and spent several seconds lambasting the "ignorant & redneck" fans!
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(The picture cuts to a snowy background... umm, I don't think we're in Tennessee anymore, Toto. There's one of those domed weather station buildings and an America flag flying in somewhat of a blizzard. Sitting on in the middle of the snow is Grand Ole Opry star "Fabulous" Jackie Fargo!)
Jackie Fargo: Hiya folks! Jackie Fargo here in Greenland, with a friendly reminder for all you TWFers: DON'T cross the Inner Circle. Seeya! Actually.. probably not...
(Jackie lies down, either to do snow angels or die of pneumonia, and the scene fades.)
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High Plains Drifter defeated Devon Luttrell in 1:37
Don Haney's latest acquisition, the High Plains Drifter, looks like a winner! Of course, Devon Luttrell made Lodi look like a winner as well! Anyway, this guy really dominated his opponent and looks like he is a very seasoned and talented performer! Haney may have found a diamond in the rough with the Drifter as he takes Devon out in less than two minutes!
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(Andre Reese sits on a leather sofa backstage. It's dark in the room, the light of the television set illuminating Andre's large form, and casting a fluttering shadow across the wall behind him. He has a small black baseball bat in his right hand, tapping it against his left palm.)
Andre: And today...it begins. My time here has finally arrived. The wheels are in motion. The trap is set. Today, people will see my true colors. Today, the beating begins....
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Jubal Gaines defeated Stanley Stanley in 1:43
Haney gives us yet another new face in Jubal Gaines and once again, he has talent written all over him! Where does Haney find these guys? He must have one of the best group of scouts in the entire industry? Gaines doesn't even work up a sweat in disposing of Stanley.. I look forward to seeing this guy, and the High Plains Drifter taking on some better competition!
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("Time Bomb" by Godsmack starts to play in rhe casino and there's a few cheers from those smart fans mixed in with boos from the stupid ones as Dave "Da Bomb" Dexter makes his way to the ring. He climbs through the ropes and takes a microphone, walking to the center of the squared circle and adjustin the TWF World title on his shoulder.)
Dex: Alright, settle down. Your World Champ would like to quickly address a couple issues. First off, I'd like to reassure any doubters out there that the Inner Circle is indeed here for your benefit, and just to prove it, there will be free drinks all night for high rollers!
(There's a lot of clapping and cheering..)
Dex: No need to thank me.. *cough*Haney's tab*cough* Next order of business.. I'll be defending this belt against some people later on tonight. I'm not sure who they are exactly, but they probably really suck, so I'll be destroying them for your amusement. And finally, I'd like to encourage everyone to stop by my merchandise table, where you can register to vote for HBM in 2004 as well as pick up a couple dimes of the finest pencil shavings money can buy! Thank you.. PEACE!
(Just as Dex is about to leave, Don Haney comes marching out..)
Haney: ACK! Dexter, don't think I'm unaware of what you're peddling over at that table of yours! I'm going to catch you in the middle of a deal one of these days, but in the meantime, if you're going to hold that title, then you're going to at least make an effort to kick this dope smoking habit! I'm demanding that you check into the Buffalo Valley post pronto!
Dex: Sure thing, Donny Wahlberg. All you had to do was ask. I'll stop in at BV the next time this hayride swings through Hohenwald. In the meantime, enjoy the show people.. although with LowBrow3 on the card, how can you? HA!
("Time Bomb" plays again and Dex pats a confused Haney on the shoulder as he leaves the ring.)
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Perfect Strangers retained the TWF World Tag Titles in 2:12 with a win over Tulip Givins & Bam Bam Bell
Dylan Jones looked like he was really struggling in this match? He has really been absent from TWF television since he and Quan took the World Tag Titles last Sunday night... trying to find a way to rectify the win, and the devious behavior of his partner, and his tutor, Anthony Davis.
Quan came out in the TWF advertising product of the night... Neon green boots with Lawsons Shoe Store scribbled on each one! I heard Haney charged them $150.00 for his ink pen artwork! Quan wrestled basically the entire match and needed no help in pinning Tulip Givins but what is up with the Iceman? He looks like he is in deep distress.. let's hope he snaps out of this funk soon!
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Andre Reese gained a TWF title opportunity winning a four way match over Johnny Carteris, Ric Justus & Trey Reed
Reese makes his TWF debut a very impressive one, to say the least! He stays in the ring the entire seven minutes plus after starting out against Justus... The other three men tag in and out but Reese never leaves the action, finally disposing of Trey Reed with a huge piledriver and seeing his TWF stock surely rise!
On a side note, Ric Justus announced after the match that he was checking into a clinic the next day to have some work done on a nagging back problem and Johnny Carteris announced later that he was being forced by Don Haney to enter into Buffalo Valley rehab in Hohenwald, to continue his "drying out" process! Let's hope he doesn't meet up with Dave Dexter!
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Four way tag battle with the winner getting a World Tag Title shot: The Wakkos vs. Lobo & Odin vs. TXO Incorporated vs. The Wreenkles
Lobo & Odin are joined by Jim Moloney, former CWA Mid-South owner, at ringside... The TXO is represented by JT Savage & JJ Pierce, with GW Perry, another former TWF honcho at their side... As you can imagine, this one turns into a brawl! Lobo and Odin get jumped by both the Wakkos and TXO! Dickie and Racky stand by and watch the action from a distance! Jim Moloney tries to intervene but gets whaylayed by LB3 and JT Savage... The crowd seemed to enjoy that for some reason?
Dickie spots several one dollar chips left in an unattended seat and he and Racky leave the ring to retrieve them! Pierce nails Odin with a chair shot while Him gets clobbered with one from Lobo! Referee Mike Hinson is helpless to stop the melee! Everyone is on the floor fighting! The casino crowd seems shocked by this carnage and some run for cover! Dickie stuffs the chips in his pocket while Racky argues with several fans... GW Perry has a branding iron and clobbers Dickie from behind, splitting the old guy's head open! Racky attacks Perry as his father is layed out!
Him and LB3 are brawling with Odin and Savage... Pierce is groggy and gets clubbed by Jim Moloney! Lobo sees an advantage and rolls back inside... Referee Hinson begins counting everyone out! Racky kicks GW in the sack! Pierce nails HIM from behind! LB3 stuffs a coke cup into Odin's mouth and tries to strangle him! Finally... LB3 notices the count and scoots toward the ring... but Moloney grabs his trunks as he starts in and referee Hinson finishes the ten count! Lobo and Odin have won the match by countout! The Wakkos go off and throw hot coffee at the fat lady in row one! LB3 screams at her that he "knows Jeremy Riley!" Security arrives in force! Donald McKee, new TWF Commissioner tries to intervene and is branded by the TXO!
Finally, order is restored! We learn later that Dickie Wreenkle has suffered a concussion and will be out of action for the next three weeks! Racky will now have to concetrate on his Cruiserweight Title as his father is on the shelf! Don Haney fines GW Perry $4,000 for using the branding iron! He fines the Wakkos $2,200 for assaulting a fan! And he fines Jim Moloney $500 for blatant interferance!
Winners: Lobo and Odin
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It looked like Marcus T was just about to be stricken from this match when he finally appeared in the parking lot...
Red Simmons: Marcus I know you are not talking so I'm going to direct this one to your lawyer. Did you guy's know you where late?
Jack Limpskin: Yea, so what?
Red: They all most called it off.
Jack: Yea right. We are not under no real contract with TWF so why should we play by the rules? They don't want to give us a real contract, so we will show up when ever how ever we feel like it.
Redr: I notice there are two limo's who is in the other limo?
*Just then Marcus reaches into the first limo and pulls out his gym bag and shuts the door.**
Jack: We decided to waist money tonight. See what happen is when we came to the airport today we saw a limo driver holding up a sign that said Chris F-B, so we took it amoung ourselves to pay him off to allow us to have the limo service.
Red: Why would you want his limo when you had your own limo?
Jack: So Marcus can have something to place his gym bag on the ride to the arena.
Red: You are telling me that there was no room in the limo you where riding in?
Jack: Sure there where. There was enough room to sit six Polish French Fry's. But we decided oh what the hay, let's go ahead and give the gym bag it's very own limo.
Red: So the extra limo was to put one small gym bag in?
Jack: Yeap.. Now if you don't mind we got a late match to finish....
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TWF Mississippi Title Match
Glacier vs. Trent Storm vs. Justin Fare vs. Bad Boy Marcus T
Glaicer sees his title reign last less than a week! He is put out of contention early as Storm connects with a Tornado DDT in which Glacier lands horribly wrong... He is left almost crippled in the corner! Marcus, Storm and Fare battle for several minutes! All three men score near pinfalls... and then, as Fare and Storm are going at it tooth and nail, Marcus realizes something! He simply pins the nearly paralyzed Glacier in the corner! Fare and Storm never see it and all at once.. 1--2--3! Marcus T is the new Mississippi Champion! Storm throws a tantrum and screams that this isn't fair! Justin Fare assists EMTs in removing Glacier from the ring... while Jack Limpskin shows up and shouts that this should "GET THAT BIG CONTRACT!"
Winner: Marcus T
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TWF Hardcore Title Match:
OutKast vs. Havok vs. Dark Man vs. Dougie Aines
All four men start brawling at the bell! Aines is after OutKast.. trash cans quickly come into play! Havok returns and battles with Dark Man! OutKast is thrown over the top rope and to the floor! Aines then assaults Dark Man.. remember, Aines is the man that killed Gomer Mathis at the PPV! He is ruthless! He grabs a kendo stick and attempts to shove it down the Dark Man's throat! OutKast tosses Havok over the top... Aines goes for a flying lariat on OutKast but misses and sails over the ropes and on top of Havok on the floor.. they battle like wildmen! OutKast then powerboms Dark Man onto a trash can as the other two fight on the floor... three seconds later, OutKast has retained the title! Blood was seen coming from inside Dark Man's mouth and a possible internal injury was suspected... Let's hope that Aines didn't end another man's career?
Winner: OutKast
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TWF TV Title Match:
Heartbreak Meyers vs. Canadian Patriot vs. Panther vs. The Great Tojo
HBM continues his quest for the Commander in Chiefs position during the match as he attempts to convince Tojo that he has the best interests of the Asian-American community at the forefront of his platform? Panther and Patriot do the bulk of the actual wrestling in this match, going the first seven monutes of the match as HBM and Tojo talk politics.. Patriot scores a sitdown splash and gets a two and a half count! Later, Panther connects with the large boot to the jaw and gets a two on CP..
As the match continued, MOX comes running down the aisle. He has the look of a retard on his face, seriously! He jumps onto the ring apron and tosses Gold Bond powder into HBM's face! He slugs Tojo and then kicks HBM several times before three referees arrive and show him the way to the back! Honestly, I think the guy may have snapped?
As HBM is recovering from the sneak attack, TWF newcomer Andre Reese comes out of the crowd, carrying a baseball bat... He nails Canadian Patriot from behind! He whacks the large man several times, beating him over the back and then drops back to the floor! Panther chases Reese around the ring as HBM sees an opening... The TV Champ slides into the ring, still wiping his eyes and just as Patriot gets to his feet.. BOOM! Sweet Groin Music! HBM covers... referee Mike Hinson counts the 1-2-3 and the match is over! HBM has retianed his TWF TV Title... Panther runs in but too late.. Tojo throws his hands up and leaves and Patriot looks pretty ticked off!
Winner: HBM
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As the ring begins to clear, Andre Reese grabs a mic and issues a statement from the top of the entrance ramp..."You're the first, fat boy! The Inner Circle is right! They let me know everything! You are a friggin' joke! I couldn't see it alone, but they helped me open my eyes! Team with you?! HA! And make a mockery of my career?! To be the best, you learn from the best. Face it CP, you're nowhere close.
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Tennessee Title Match:
Dr. Midnight vs. Tim Haught vs. Jon Jones vs. Darrel Anderson
Quite the sight here, we get four men starting but only two at the end! Tim Haught looks like a guy that just lost his fortune at the crap tables! His bout with amnesia defintiely coming into play, he simply wanders away from the match and to who knows where? Jon Jones is in there battling when all at once... he breaks out in sweats! He jumps over the ropes and starts asking fans the direction to the Poker Hall!
This leaves two of the top dogs in the sport, Midnight and Anderson.. or Raymond Snow, whoever is inside the guys head tonight? Either way, they battle back and forth for the entire twenty minutes alloted for the match, with the fans on their feet the whole way! The bell sounds and referee Ben Pace informs both men that the time limit has expired! The fans start the "Five More Minutes" Chant but promoter Haney races down and tells Midnight and Anderson that he will not sanction extending the match because then technically, he would have to pay each man double money!
Winner: Draw--Dr. Midnight and Darrel Anderson
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In the back where Don Haney and Chris Fothergill-Brown are talking... "Don, that ignorant Marcus T commandeered my limo, just so he could throw his gym bag inside? He is getting on my last nerve!
Haney: Chris.. in due time, there is something that I need to tell you... but right now, just remember this. You are my closest associate, the only suit that I trust. This business, it's my business but... it's also your business! And when a guy like Marcus T is giving you a hard time, just hit him where it hurts the worst, in the pocketbook! Do you catch my drift?"
Chris nods.. smiles and starts the legal proceedures that will no doubt lead to a massive fine later in the evening!
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MAIN EVENT: TWF Unified World Title Match
Dave Dexter vs. Adam Young vs. JT Cash vs. Merlin
JT Cash no shows the event and VP Chris FB announces that Cash is having his TWF contract revoked! Merlin tries a back jump with Dexter but fails as Adam Young back jumps him first! Young scores three near falls on Merlin but the World's Champ breaks each attempt up! This three way continues for almost ten minutes until Young is hurled over the ropes and Dexter nails Merlin with a t-bone suplex... 1----2---3! And Dave Dexter has retained his title by pinning Merlin! Young rushes the ring and attacks Dexter, locking him in a reverse crab but then... Here comes the Inner Circle! Well, two thirds of them anyways as TWF Owner Destructo is in North Carolina... but HBM and Dan Sweeny attack Young, giving him a severe beatdown and leaving him face dwon in the ring! The crowd boos the three men as the show goes off.....
Winner: Dave Dexter